The Battle of Pelennor Fields is the greatest scene in movie history I will not be moved.
The dialogue, music and cinematography move me to tears, and the keenest most terrible desire to be there EVERY SINGLE TIME.
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The Battle of Pelennor Fields is the greatest scene in movie history I will not be moved.
The dialogue, music and cinematography move me to tears, and the keenest most terrible desire to be there EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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I really don’t want to open this can of worms because Tumblr hath no fury like people called out on their political performativeness but it is literally driving me up the wall to watch people react to Serkis’ ‘keep Tolkien white’ commentary by insisting twice as hard that Tolkien would descend down to earth and dropkick the entire Republican party to hell or whatever, just because they want to ensure that a piece of media they enjoy isn’t seen as being morally impure. Case in point: I have seen at least five instances of Tolkien’s ‘I hate apartheid’ valedictorian address being used as a ‘counter’ to Serkis being racist, including by actual news outlets.
Except it’s only ever the ‘I hate apartheid’ line that’s shared, and not the actual quote in its full context. Because here it is:
If we consider what Merton College and what the Oxford School of English owes to the Antipodes, to the Southern Hemisphere, especially to scholars born in Australia and New Zealand, it may well be felt that it is only just that one of them should now ascend an Oxford chair of English. Indeed it may be thought that justice has been delayed since 1925. There are of course other lands under the Southern Cross. I was born in one; though I do not claim to be the most learned of those who have come hither from the far end of the Dark Continent. But I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White.
Which is to say. This isn’t exactly the antiracist quote of the century, to say the least. This is a white South Africa born man and a white Australian shaking hands and going ‘omg we relate’ and expressing what is a very, very mild ‘segregation is not great’ opinion in order to convey his thoughts on an academic subject, ie the confluence of language and literature. Using race to make a point about his own subject of interest, in his own interest, which is, amusingly enough, what a lot of ostensibly well meaning progressive seem to be doing.
I also think that some of the general surprise around ‘what do you mean large swathes of the Tolkien fandom are incredibly conservative!?’ in lib/left Tolkien fandom is the result of a tendency in said parts of the fandom to transpose one’s own progressiveness onto Tolkien and turn a blind eye to things like, say, the Shire being a very specifically mid-century British racist construct that is very, very clear in its politics, often going so far as to insist it’s anarchist or an ideal society or whatever the fuck… and then getting really Pikachu-meme ‘but they’re misreading it’ every single time a conservative explains exactly what it is about the legendarium that they really love, and get surprised when someone uses the Shire being a racist construct to do more racism. It is 2026 let us do away with ‘I don’t see colour’ interpretations of media, I beg. Nobody is cancelling you for enjoying a book that is not kind to race. Most of the books I love are not kind to race.
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Day Six for @arafinwean-week: Celebrían
Once again pulling in things from family members. She has Angrod's ring, Galadriel's circlet, and Melian's shawl (probably from Elrond)
» still she did not blench: maiden of the rohirrim, child of kings, slender but as a steel-blade, fair yet terrible
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Suddenly Faramir stirred, and he opened his eyes, and he looked on Aragorn who bent over him; and a light of knowledge and love was kindled in his eyes, and he spoke softly. 'My lord, you called me. I come. What does the king command?' 'Walk no more in the shadows, but awake!' said Aragorn. 'You are weary. Rest a while, and take food, and be ready when I return.' 'I will, lord,' said Faramir. 'For who would lie idle when the king has returned?'
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Reading Gollum as Boromir's replacement (both driven mad by the Ring even) tinges his near-execution by the hand of Faramir with a shadow of fratricide? Into it
hmmm ok I started answering and went off the rails here so need to break this up. My comment about Gollum as Boromir's Shit Replacement was kind of a joke but. Now that you mention it, it's interesting that Faramir is the only other main character aside from F&S to interact with Gollum over the course of LOTR (leaving aside Gandalf/Aragorn's prior interrogation of him pre-FOTR). From everyone else's perspective, they will only ever know of Gollum's critical role in Sam & Frodo's quest as hearsay - the invisible final piece in the puzzle, the phantom at the heart of the story, the ghost in the machine. Gollum's a ghost, intrinsically: a walking manifestation of the story's central trauma, a lost echo who can never reclaim his personhood; his function is to haunt, to linger, to repeat himself, to fail to move on. TBC
As a ghost, he's hard to see (even without the ring) and he doesn't appear to that many people; it's interesting that Faramir's the only other guy in LOTR who talks to him. Kind of random on the surface; why would that be? Gollum is real to Frodo and Bilbo because ringbearers = he's their shadow self, and Sam's a package deal with Frodo (though there are some aspects of Gollum that remain invisible to him, or which he can bear witness to but not understand). But why Faramir? He doesn't have any particularly resonant parallels with Gollum! No but unfortunately, Gollum does have some parallels with Boromir and has slotted into the story right when Boromir dies (and he dies immediately after succumbing to the ring - such that we know that if he had not died, he'd have been running around all ring-crazed like Gollum). So in Gollum, Faramir is confronted with what Boromir would have been reduced to if he'd lived. On the one hand then, Gollum serves a very practical warning to Faramir not to make the same mistake (can't be bothered to reread the scene but pretty sure Frodo frames it this way explicitly, they play this up even more in the film). But on the other hand it also provides Faramir with some much needed closure. By being shown the terrible counterfactual, Faramir is granted the definitive knowledge that Boromir's heroic death was the best option left to him. But also the whole sequence functions as a ritual enactment of the grieving process, where Faramir gets to capture his brother's ghost-fragment, punish him, forgive him, and let him go. All while setting himself apart from his brother's legacy by consciously making different choices. (What does Faramir have to punish Boromir for, and how does Gollum's transgression in the forbidden pool represent this? Spitballing but 1. Boromir's failure in succumbing to the ring, obviously. 2. Much more tenuous but... I think there's a certain deeply buried rage that Faramir has wrt Boromir that goes something like, "why do YOU get to break the rules but I can't??" And the spectacle of Gollum's casual entitlement to the pool, his blithe disregard for certain laws or rules, might trigger something of the same feeling. Faramir is the overlooked conscientious younger brother who has always been stuck grinding away, dutiful and unpraised, at the thankless task of trying to maintain domestic law and order - that's what he's doing right now in this scene - while his charismatic favoured elder brother, who daddy will not shut up about, goes off galavanting on mysterious important quests, where he has one job which he fails at and then gets himself killed. Gollum is neither favoured nor charismatic nor galavanting but in this scene he IS acting with total disregard to the rules. And you could imagine Faramir having to deal with a lifetime of Boromir acting like the rules don't quite apply to him because they both know daddy's never going to punish him, he'll always get away with it. So I think Faramir's role as law-enforcer, how he deals with people breaking the rules/getting away with stuff, is a part of his identity that is deeply intertwined with Boromir and perhaps relevant to how he deals with Gollum here.) This scene is also a ritual of closure in the other direction, for Frodo and Sam: the trauma of Boromir's attempted attack on Frodo was never resolved for them, they never got to see Boromir's final redemptive act of self-sacrifice. But now the scene is restaged with Faramir holding them in his power, and he rights that wrong on his brother's behalf. By analogy it also functions as closure for the failures of men more generally - Aragorn has his whole epic arc of redeeming Isildur's failure, but at a lesser level Faramir is atoning here for Boromir, Denethor, the whole line of the Stewards. Moral of the story is Gollum has to stop whoring himself out as a shadow self for every tom dick and harry. or maybe that's just me
note to self, idea for a three-shot on the theme of brothers/jealousy/theft/getting away with it/letting go once I finish up with my current Gollum story: 1. Smeagol & Deagol (Semagol's POV) - trying to steal trinkets/secrets from the matriarch. They get caught but Deagol gets away with it by blaming Smeagol, who is generally disliked. Smeagol looks Deagol in the eyes as the matriarch publicly shames him. Deagol does not defend him. Smeagol is gripped by a seething jealousy - why is Deagol loved and Smeagol hated, even if they do the same thing? 2. Boromir & Faramir (Faramir's POV) - they are children. Boromir has the grand idea to steal apples from the garden of some key senior figure in Denethor's court. Faramir is anxious and tries to talk him out of it but eventually his desire to bask in Boromir's confidence overcomes his caution and he comes along (though does not steal any apples himself). They are caught and brought before Denethor, who punishes only Faramir despite Boromir stepping up to take the blame. 3. Henneth Annûn - Faramir's POV as he finds Gollum in the pool stealing fish, hears about Boromir from F&S. The situation (heightened by proximity to the ring) ignites a strong urge to punish Gollum for his careless transgression and hold all three of them captive so he can assert his value to/dominance over Denethor. Despite this he consciously chooses to let them go (and by analogy he lets it all go: his unresolved envy of his brother, his desperation to win his father's regard, and the Ring itself). - Final coda: Gollum's interior monologue at Frodo's perceived betrayal when he stands by and allows him to be captured. The Smeagol personality breaks, and the monologue becomes interspersed with memories of Deagol's betrayal and the incoherent pain Smeagol felt as a child: Why do they punish us, always us, no one else? Why does nobody speak for us? If they hate us and wants us gone, why won't they leave us alone? Ends with the Gollum personality urging him to grip tight on his hatred of the world and desire for vengeance: it's the only thing he has, after all.
revisiting this for @boromir-week
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Elrond and Estel
Also, Happy Hobbit Day. There are no Hobbits here, but both Elrond and Aragorn enjoyed (suffered) plenty of time with them, especially Bilbo.

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Oh hey this is Gemma and here’s her updated version with the progress pride flag. She’s a wonderful person (and this is the same horse, Gage, because roans are WILD).
#I cannot emphasize enough that this is what modern eowyn is doing #POST canon when she’s gotten over much of her depression #god I would love to watch modern au eowyn experience the joys of breaking out of heteronormativity to explore gender and sexuality #I DO NOT and REFUSE TO have hard headcanons about what she’d conclude #(that’s a lie…she’d be pretty butch. but def still a woman. and a Kinsey…I can never remember which direction the scale goes but imo she’s #genuinely mostly straight #eowyn’s story concludes w her happily marrying a wonderful man and taking up a position of rule much as she was raised to do #and she becomes a healer which IS feminine-coded irl and in canon or at least in rohan #if only bc in contrast war is very masculine #but also is presented as a on a totally different axis to gender #…I lost the thread or at least the sentence structure there #my point is eowyn isn’t opposed to her own womenhood & etc #and she’s not even wholly opposed to the social expectations which bind her #she’s opposed to the point of glory-seeking suicidal depression by the fact that they BIND her #any bindings would be equally cruel #when she breaks these boundaries entirely and eschews also the rohirric masculine ideal of death in battle is when she ultimately finds joy #in the freedom to pick and choose what parts of her identity SHE will define for HERSELF #tldr: imo ideal modern queer eowyn is in her mid 20s and she’s beaten the metaphorical witch-king & gotten aragorn’s athelas pickmeup #and come around to making out with faramir on the city wall in full view of literally everyone (THIS IS CANON) #and she still has bad days #but mostly she’s just a background character in someone ELSE’s fic #and every time she appears she has a different hair color/hairstyle/piercings/tattoos/gender presentation/pronouns/any and all of the above #she identifies as a horse for 2 weeks though that’s mostly to prank Eonwë #she’s dating faramir throughout this except kinda they’re on hold while she figures herself out #except they do also keep meeting and kissing and more. so. #she has a secondary crisis when she kisses a hot girl in a club and is into it and questions if she’s really gay and even faramir is just #her clinging to the heterosexuality to whcih she’s accustomed? #but she gets over this p quick bc a) she knows about bisexuality; b) she takes her antidepressants the next morning #and c) she and faramir go riding a couple days later and she’s like ‘nvm def do still want to jump him’ #…closing parentheses) (via @tanoraqui)
There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.
There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!
Uh??? Tolkien did not claim that???
"One has indeed personally to come under the shadow of war to feel fully its oppression; but as the years go by it seems now often forgotten that to be caught in youth by 1914 was no less hideous an experience than to be involved in 1939 and the following years. By 1918, all but one of my close friends were dead."
He talked about how WWI affected his writing all the time, he was not in denial for how it affected??? Am I missing something????
https://www.tolkiensociety.org/blog/2017/09/tolkien-as-war-novelist-another-way-of-dealing-with-trauma-through-writing/
what Tolkien was adamant about, which has been confusing people for several decades now, is that he wasn't writing about World War Two
He was also very clear that he was not writing allegory. Now, some people are not very clear on what allegory means. "Allegory" and "symbols" are not the same thing. Allegory is a type of symbolism, but there are a lot of ways of doing symbolism that aren't allegory ... and a lot of people are kind of fuzzy on that. The way allegory is most commonly used in literary and religious analysis is that there is a direct, almost 1:1 correspondence between the literary figure and what it is standing in for.
So, for example, Pilgrim's Progress is an allegory of Christian salvation. It's sort of a novel? There are characters who do stuff? but also they are very one-dimensional. The main character is a guy named Christian--yes, really!--who is journeying from his hometown ("the city of destruction") to the Celestial City (heaven). There is not much subtlety to it. It is pretty much what it is. There is no slippage, no playing around with the theme, no places where the symbolism is ambiguous. John Bunyan, the author, is hitting you over the head every step of the way with the Meaning That You Are Supposed To Be Getting From The Story.
Not all allegories are that crude or simplistic; the Narnia books are also allegory for Christianity. They have a lot more subtlety to them and a lot more nuance, and there's a lot of stuff in there that isn't allegorical, but on the crucial matters there is still a 1:1 correspondence. Aslan is Jesus. He's not like Jesus, he's not a character that has some similarities to Jesus or takes themes from the stories of Jesus, he is Jesus.
Tolkien is not doing allegory. Tolkien is taking the material of his life--his faith, his experiences in WWI, his linguistic and historical knowledge, his favorite books--and using them as the building blocks of his story. The themes and imagery and symbols draw heavily from all of that, the characters and settings draw heavily from all of that, but they are too complex to be allegorical. There's a lot of symbolism! It's not allegory.
So, for example, let's take the Dead Marshes referenced above. Does the experience of walking through this muddy wasteland with corpses all around that are rotting but still look like people draw from Tolkien's WWI battlefield experience of dead bodies in the trenches? Of course it does! but there are also a lot of differences. These dead are not from the current war, they are from a previous one--they are a reminder of old conflicts, of the ways the systems and powers of the current war have not come out of nowhere, there is history here. There is meaning that is not drawn from the Somme. And they are also drawing from literary references Tolkien was familiar with--primarily William Morris. Modern readers don't get the references because we have generally not read The House of the Wolflings, but that doesn't mean that the references aren't there.
So people read Tolkien's insistence that he didn't write allegory, and take that to mean that he's saying there isn't symbolic and thematic references. And that isn't what he meant! And also, we focus so much on the thematic references to WWI and Christianity, and we miss most of the other references, which makes it seem like Tolkien's only drawing on WWI, when he's actually doing something more complex.
aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.
@arwenindomiel TOLKIEN SOUTH ASIAN WEEK 2022 | DAY SEVEN: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE [1/5]
SAMREEN GAMGEE was the second-youngest daughter of Hassan ‘Nana’ Gamgee and Beli Habib, and grew up alongside her five siblings in the village of Hobbiton, outside London. Inspired by her father’s career as Hobbiton Council’s head gardener, she intended to begin her Environmental Geosciences Bsc in October 2023 at UCL. However, she set her aspirations aside when she decided to help her lifelong friend Frodo Baggins ensure that R.I.N.G., a dangerous piece of code created by the mysterious Eye organisation, would not fall into the wrong hands. Fearless and gentle, she stopped at nothing to ensure the safety of her friend and, by extension, the world as a whole. Eventually, after successfully defending her PhD thesis in Environmental Geopolitics, she married her childhood sweetheart Rosie Cotton, and was elected mayor of Hobbiton for three consecutive terms.
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something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.