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The United States Disappeared Tracker is “tracking persons politically arrested, detained, or disappeared by the Trump regime since March 9, 2025”.

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

Repost the exploding pineapple one, I know that’s not your post but I bet it’ll clear ‘em out real fast!

i think it's really fun when a rly specific trope is super popular in one particular medium but in other ones it's just totally unheard of. it's the time knife. visual novel players are suuuuper used to death games but many others encountered them for the first time in squid games. the other day my mom showed me all excited the summary of a super original novel she found and it was about a girl who got reincarnated as the main character in her favorite fantasy book

what the fuck is a time knife

Time knife is a form of time knife

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my personal looms stance is that time lords DO NOT get loomed as adults but also they DO NOT have babies. they uninstalled the 'baby' stage.

early incarnations of the Doctor extremely weirded out by babies. they are so gross and fluid-y. they can't talk?? if you leave them alone they just die or something. absurd developmental stage. why haven't you uninstalled it.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Goddddddd thinking about that narrative moment when something horrible is happening and the character who has been frantically trying to come up with a way to fix it and getting more and more frantic and panicky just—stops. Because. Oh. There’s the solution. They’re not getting out of this alive but like. It’s a solution for everyone else. Okay. Okay.

Cannot get over how accurate those text images are in describing the intonation of the dialogue.

[image id: Red text on a white background that reads, “Everyone get less invested in the personal lives and relationships of celebrities now!!!! [many exclamation points]”. end id]

it's wild how much passive misgendering trans men have to put up with (e.g. referring to abortion as a "women's issue"). once you really think about it it's impossible to not notice.

The criminal has been apprehended

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GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice