where falling stars fly

Beren saying "even now a silmaril is in my hand", then showing off his empty stump, might be the best play in the whole mythology. Absolute king shit

Jonathan Harker is really the character ever. Goes from “The Devil Surely Walks on this Earth” to “The Count is up to his Lizard shit again 🙄” in one day.

ok but the book literally said nosh tho?? maybe don't put "eat this" on books you don't want to be eaten

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

everyone talking about star wars day smh it's like y'all really forgot about the eve of St. George's day? do you not know that to-night, when the clock strikes midnight, all the evil things in the world will have full sway? like do you seriously know where you are going and what you are going to??

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf