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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost

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Banjo's Dubious Blep. 🪕😺😛

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this lab safety training module is sending me
I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience
While technically not right, whining until someone does the experiment for you would reduce your radiation exposure I think
literally the first question has no wrong answers
[ID: Black text over a white background reading:
The one procedure you can use to help reduce your radiation exposure in ANY experiment is to: - evaluate the amount of time you will handle radioactive material by performing a dry run. - whine and complain until someone else does the experiment for you. - control your intake by putting on an air-supplied isolation suit, like astronauts use. - shield yourself by keeping a big, heavy floor-to-ceiling sheet of lead in front of you. - distance yourself by buying multi-million dollar robotically-controlled remote manipulators.
/.End ID]
[ID: Black text over a white background reading:
You are using an open vial of radioactive sample and are leaving the lab for lunch. Before leaving the laboratory, you must: - leave it on any bench unattended. - leave it in the radiation work area with a hand written sign that says, "Don't touch this stuff!" - put in a locked box or locked refrigerator. - shove it in an unlabeled drawer that is not locked. - put is behind a large centrifuge so nobody will see it until you get back.
/.End ID]
[ID: Black text over a white background that reads:
To notify Radiation Safety that you have place an order with a vendor, you must: - send a letter to Radiation Safety after you receive your order. - get on the EH&S website and fill out the Radioactive Material Order Notification Form. - email Radiation Safety. - phone Radiation Safety. - do nothing! Radiation Safety personnel are clairvoyant and can read my mind.
/.End ID]
it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.
How about this weird cat i found in my bathroom last night? (He's safely out of the house now)
Strange gremlin of the bathroom worth only a mere $3.50!

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic
Explain.
try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.
ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer
"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
loving the lord of the rings so far
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
OH HEY, THATS TOMORROW

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i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity
My heavenly vessel.
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going
"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."
genuinely i think a big problem with science education is we spend too much time in high school telling students DNA is like, the Magical Essence of an Organism.
dna is mostly just instructions for building proteins, and not very persuasive ones at that. it sits in the nucleus of the cell, and what happens after RNA transcription isn't any of its business. this is a good thing! it means we can override it sometimes when we need to (and when we know how). but a lot of rhetoric around DNA (and therefore gender and sex and morphological freedom in general) treats it like this Platonic sorcery that must be obeyed, lest we incur the wrath of the gods. and it's nothing so special!

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@todaysbird
The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.