Something Smart. Also Intelligent. Probably. Maybe

i love the locked tomb posts i get whizzing past my dash every once in a while. i know nothing about the series, so every post i see about about it its always like “amsterdam fauntleroy x priscilla magnamite is my favorite ship. they slurp maggots and worms out of skulls. one is possessed by an eldritch being and the other is possessed by love and they don’t know which one is which. one of the died but it’s okay because their ghost lives in the shirt made of bones that the other one made, and they communicate by disrupting local radio frequencies. also they’re hella gay and they’re actually the same character.” amazing

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

This is what kitty cats are saying when they sniff each other

If someone ever tells you they’ve “reached a good place to stop” in lace they either mean “the thread is running out and I don’t want to do a changeover” or “I’ve done something I shouldn’t and have decided to make it my future self’s problem”

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.

not to derail, but holy shit that praxis

I’ve had clerks just give out a whole ass SSN when I asked.

An inspection in 2014 found the password for the Louvre’s surveillance camera system was “louvre.”

we’re banning use of the phrase judeo-christian. there truly is no such thing. what people mean is christian interpretation of the old testament and all the ideas and ‘values’ they pushed onto the world for 2 millennia and they’re too lazy to distinguish that from the fundamentally different ethno-religious group christians took the book from in the first place

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hams

and knees

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

what I've learned from having other people edit my work is that I have a sick addiction to commas

there have been four editing passes on my spider sex book, and each time they take away so many commas. no fresh commas are being added, this is just a continued culling. if you see a comma in the final book please understand that it survived so much