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Someday, Time to Orbit: Unknown will be popular enough for some up and coming youtuber to make a three hour video essay pulling apart its worldbuilding and trying to get everyone riled up about how bad my understanding of physics and sociology is. Someday. I can make it.

#Tto:u#SOCIOLOGIST REACTS#*five minutes in*#*pauses audiobook*#Okay so! Sociologists should Not be on the outside of spaceships#That is not their natural environment and is very stressfull for them

Most sociologists are outside of spaceships

And they’re very stressed!

Making "oog. Waugh. 🥺" kinds of noises after being reminded of a very basic fact about blorbo I already knew

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

anyway do you think Data TNG has figured out jacking off

There's literally no question about it in my mind. He fucks in the first episode and is obsessed with quirky human behaviors. He'd be jerking off on a regular schedule to a wide selection of porn in order to understand what it truly means to be horny as humans are

It would be weird though. It would be like when he was trying to figure out jokes and laughing. He doesn't quite get it but he's trying his best

much to consider. thank you.

The problem with jokes and laughing is there's no step by step video tutorial that can explain how to do it without making it sound uncanny. Jacking off, however, has many step by step tutorials on the same website he sources the wide selection of porn from. Learning about how to do it without harming himself and having to go to the medbay with an appropriate explanation, however, is a different matter entirely and he would not wish to discuss that.

Data finding out about JOI videos and being like oh thank goodness. helpful

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

Post about increasingly niche stuff that nobody follows you for and barely has a tumblr presence NOW

That indie game no one else has played. That show from the 1980s that isn't big in the pop culture osmosis. Your deep dive into Tudor history. A liveblog of your experience learning C++. Your welding skills. Post all of it. This is your house

i love when the weather is creepy

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

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