let’s go gamers

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: THE VEEKEND

that thing about horror movies feeling more real when the characters look like average people but about erotic art instead. sure you can draw a pin-up of a perfectly standard proportioned anime character but my brain is always gonna be like. well that's just a drawing. that's just pixels. but give them body hair and fat rolls and acne scars and stretch marks and and im like. 🫪 woah 🫪 that's a human 🫪 and they're naked 🫪

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

um yeah his name was Wheatley