let’s go gamers

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

official aromantic post

Misread a label that actually said "98% Naturally Derived, Cruelty Free" as "98% Cruelty Free". For a second I was like ... so this shower gel was made with 2% cruelty? Is that good? How does one even measure that?🤔

Shower gel can have little a cruelty, as a treat

The ones who wash away from Omelas

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.