my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

our teachers in our last year used to ENCOURAGE us to make cheat sheets cuz we just learned what we wanted to cheat on anyway so we never had to use them. worked like a charm.

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

Posting ocs is so embarrassing. Here's my stupid loser I guess. You can kill me if you want

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?