welcome to the E-Space

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

Chisel out the fossils first at least!

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

next time

there are so many white boys with no ideology in this country. surely one of them can get the kill

what's the point of having so many white boys with no ideology in this country if one of them can't kill the president

we’re destroying the united states and replacing it with ten thousand tiny fiefdoms ruled by semi-tyrannical trans women in princess dresses.

morning/night person is a false dichotomy because its impossible to have any energy at any point of the day

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink