Welcome to the year of klapollo (2026)

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

Sometimes you know you should be a good boy but also do not want to. Which is to say Mount Sinai sent me a survey about sexuality in trans people that did not have aromantic as an option. And then at the end said "we'll also be doing some focus groups, so let us know if you're interested in those." And I do not actually want to, especially because this is a study that is not paying me for it, buttttttt it's good and important to say "hey if you're asking about orientation, you should be fucking talking about aromanticism and including it as an option." So I get to sit through a focus group.

This is really fun because one person in the group is basically exactly the opposite of me. And I feel like knowing your exact mirror exists is really validating for proving you're allowed to be who you are and how that's also a thing, you know?

There's an interesting thing going on with the different rooms we see in Superman 2025. Lois's apartment is warm and cozy, its got a bunch of reading lights, awards and various books all around. You can tell she spends a lot of time there. Clark's metropolis apartment is pretty much a glass room, there's barely anything in it, just a big window wall and a bed. Clark's childhood bedroom is so full of memories, things that he still unabashedly loves.

Ilya Rozanov can you hear me through the portal. Do you know about the Stanley Pup Ilya Rozanov. 32 puppies representing every team in the NHL. Ilya are you there.

so when shane joins ottawa it’s obviously great and happy until he and ilya realize that this means that shane is always going to have two more cups than ilya no matter what. it also means that — due to their freak nature — whenever shane has the smallest injury, ilya starts gloating about how this means shane will have to retire and ilya will just have to go on and win more cups than shane. shane will stub his toe on the coffee table one day and ilya immediately goes “we will have to put you down. no more cups for shane hollander. his husband wins them all now.” “FUCK YOU ROZANOV.”

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

we all love a nuanced villain but i gotta admit im charmed by the ones who just outright say "im going to use the power of EVIL to fulfill my EVIL plans and become queen of all EVIL!!!" its honest. its a classic. i fuck with it.

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend