fantasy RPG meme vault

Oghren has lost almost everything to Branka, and what little he has left he gives up to follow the Warden, the person who (very likely) killed his wife.  He follows you to the surface.  He follows you against the Blight when the rest of his people just shrug and say, “Better you than us.”  He follows you to Amaranthine, to take the Joining so he can stay by your side.  He helps you kill the Mother and the Architect, and helps defend some worthless human city besides.

In Orzammar, people have two adjectives to describe him: drunk and worthless.  Once you pull him out of that cesspool, he’s still a drunk, but everyone recognises what he really is: ferocious.  He’s one of the best damned fighters in Ferelden, maybe the world.

and mine has now twice, when making SPECIFIC announcements about “do not keep your neighbor from sleeping with your phone noise.” i’m about to go full white lady

….gotta love sitting two seats ahead of an asshole who apparently didn’t bring headphones for a 10+ hour greyhound ride. i have asked him to turn his youtube bullshit down TWICE now (“oh…. is it too loud?”), he just had an entire shouting conversation on speakerphone, and i’m not fuckin playin anymore. we are FOUR HOURS away from our final destination. i cannot and will not deal with this guy’s shit anymore

is this what people have become? stars of their own little movies? and can i start biting them yet???

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