Bweh

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

i wonder what this bubbly pink potion with a venus symbol on it does*drinks it immediately*

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

Fuck you're right post cancelled

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

i never see misandry accusations leveled at men

men will call other men they dont think are upholding the ideal of masculinity bimbo bitches unworthy of holding a cum rag. theyll call twinks their natural subservient varangian sex toys. but despite this, ive never seen a man be called a misandrist ! instead they are rightfully called homophobic, transphobic, sexist, etc. almost as if misandry is not a real axis of oppression employed by the people in power 🧐

lol i just licked that angel girl's ear wing once and it fell in like half a second. halo shattered, horns fully formed, wings stained darker than night just like that. zero fighting back at all, kinda cute.

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

Look I know I kidnapped you and handcuffed you to this mattress in my spare room with boarded up windows and have been forcibly spoon feeding you all of your meals but please be nicer to me okay you don't have to be so mean to me

It really hurts my feelings when you call me a monster or a murderer just because of the couple corpses you found during your last escape attempt. It makes me feel terrible when you start screaming and begging for mercy whenever I come into your room late at night. Please just try to be nicer to me okay?