I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.
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I haven’t painted anything in months and I feel like I’m quite out of practice, so have a very loose repaint of La Gimblette by Jean-Honoré Fragonard I made today to get me back into painting.

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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”
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The lead up to that sentence is gold:
[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]
imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.
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have a gomens fic rec list but this time with a theme (jealousy / (semi) public sex)
Unspeakable unions and vicarious pleasures (E, 3k): two idiots run into each other at an orgy…. and each fuck someone else while staring at the other
Ultra rosa (E, 20k): sort of a sequel to Sub rosa (also excellent, E, 3.8k) but can be read on its own. roman bathhouse shenanigans, you’re in for a ride here: sweet, hot, interesting
A feast for dionysius (E, 13k): well lookie here, aziraphale runs into crowley at an orgy. crowley’s receiving the worsttttt cunnilingus. why doesn’t aziraphale demonstrate how it’s done?
Pounded in the butt by my onlyfans porn star flatmate (E, 6k): AU. Basically what it says in the title, hot and sweet
Playing games (E, 5.5k): crowley hangs out at the gentleman’s club aziraphale frequents, he tries to get aziraphale’s attention by daring a man to touch him. ooffff …. memorable and emotional
- feel free to add your own fics/recs!
- pls show these authors some love with kudos and comments it truly makes all the difference to an author’s day
Me: (starts reading post; hits reblog)
Ultra Rosa and Sub Rosa are fantastic! Everything in that series cooked my entire brain in the best way! I second every rec of them
Me: (reads a little further)
...I'm in this?? In this sort of company!? 👀😍🥹 (thankyou~)
This must be how all the English common folk felt when Romeo and Juliet first came out like what do you mean we paid a months worth of wages and stood here in this dirt mosh pit for hours and THEY’RE DEAD?!
*disclaimer this is a dramatisation I know there’s many ways to interpret the finale
Historians and Shakespeare scholars please correct me if I'm going off in a direction, but I reckon a relevant difference might be that back then, people didn't really give a crap about the concept of spoilers.
You only get like six lines into R&J before it straight-up says the young lovers take their lives. It's not like people had to sit there for long before they knew what they were in for, lol
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✨ Well…better late than never! This was going to be my entry for @linuxvaloare and their #linuxvaloare6666kdtyis with these Reverse Omens AU designs over on Instagram…but as I’ve mentioned before, my mom’s been in the hospital for over three weeks, and I missed the deadline.
✨ I still enjoyed the HECK out of these character designs (@linuxvaloare is an absolute genius, their original design is the last image), and I learned SO MUCH with the lighting and framework on this piece.
✨ I have a few more major projects that are due asap…this one was just closer to finished and I needed a win today. MINI-BANG IS NEXT! I have two lovely authors and their artworks are already in progress. Stay tuned for more soon! 🤩
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⭐ Post-S2/S3 Speculation Fics ⭐
Welcome to the first of my Good Omens fic rec lists! I'm starting with one of my favorite types of fics, the season 3 speculation fic. If you check these out, please give the authors some love by leaving kudos and comments!
Full Season 3 Fics
These stories pick up after the Final Fifteen and incorporate both plot and pining. Now, my taste in s3 fics is a bit narrower than my taste in AUs or canon divergent fics. I like s3 fics that feel like s1: lots of plot, less angst, more humor. In addition, I prefer s3 fics where they are both trying their best in the plot and with each other. No "I was wrong" dances here! (I would like to kill those dead, please).
And I Did (E, 17/17) by @di-42: I would pay to have the finale based on this fic! Supreme Archangel Aziraphale and Grand Duke of Hell Crowley are preparing for the apocalypse, as only they can. This fic is a terrific exploration of free will and includes fantastic and humorous world-building, especially for hell. Aziraphale and Crowley are both playing to their strengths, accompanied by a diverse cast of characters who all contribute to saving the world. The writing cleverly keeps you guessing.
The Beginning of the End (Again) (M, 26/26) by @addledmongoose: This fic has an intriguing and thought-provoking Book of Life-based plot, a lot of humor, and a delicious slow burn for A&C. The other demons are laugh-out-loud funny and Aziraphale and Crowley are doing their best while navigating their big feelings. This fic is another that brings in a full set of characters to each play a role in the conclusion. The climactic scenes are very satisfying!
This is Who You Are (M, 12/12) by Azeutrecia: This is one of the most fascinating GO fics I've read. It unearths an entirely different backstory for angels and demons alike and forces Aziraphale and Crowley into facing their own complicated identities. I won't say more to avoid spoilers!
2023: Solving the Puzzle (E, 7/7) and 2023: Saving the World. Again. (E, 5/5) by @missunderstoodlyrics: These fics are part of the author's excellent Through the Ages series, which spans from the Arrangement to the South Downs Cottage. The s3 entries are chock-full of funny, sexy, and angsty moments surrounding a plot that takes our pair on a wild ride through America.
Once More, With Love (E, 26/26) by PieWrites: This fic is fast and very funny, with A&C roadtripping through America while Muriel leads a mission in Washington, DC. Honest conversations and sexy times are had and they're both trying their best. This is absolutely the kind of story I could see playing out on our screens!
And my own baby, Is There a Version? (M, 25/25), which has pining and humor and light angst and a mystery that builds on the discontinuities in s2. Can humans, demons, and angels work together to save the world and take control of their own fates when reality seems to be fracturing around them?
S2/S3 Speculative One-Shots
These short fics explore missing scenes in s2 or speculate about s3's plot.
S.ealed W.ithin A. K.iss (G, 1/1) by @thechastefreeballer: I created this sub-category just for this amazing story that puts another spin on the Final Fifteen. This fic is full of exquisite tension and spot-on characterizations and makes a clever case for what could have happened during The Kiss. This is another "I would have paid them to include this in the finale" fic.
And more speculation from me -- what can I say, I'm obsessed! It's just another morning on Nannette Street, full of hot beverages and hotter gossip. Or, what if they found each other in every universe? Spilling the Tea (T, 1/1) is based on photos and videos of the February 2025 filming on location in Edinburgh. Full of spoilers!
I second your recommendation of And I Did. Wonderful, wonderful fic, where humans/humanity make a critical difference and God is... well... I won't tell. It's very much to my taste, anyway.
And I still need to read The Beginning of The End (Again)...
Can I be so forward as to add my own S3-speculation, completed in 2024, to the list?
Nice And Ominous: a reluctant eschatology of the Second Attempt
This is a three-part series of about 117k words in total, but you can choose to read only part I, which is mostly a self-contained story, or only part III, which drops you in the middle of the Drama™️ and has some footnotes to catch you up with events in parts I and II.
Part I: After The End concerns Crowley, who starts off Sad™️ (but not sleeping in an alley). However, the Bentley has oddly specific opinions about music and seems to steer him back towards Whickber Street whether he likes to or not.
Part II: Is It Raining In Heaven? concerns Aziraphale, who's struggling as Supreme Archangel and trying to put off the Second Coming. The problem is, Crowley keeps meddling, which makes it very hard for Aziraphale to keep Heaven's wrath away from him.
Part III: Not Single Spies features a Christ, an Antichrist, a nice Pope, a reconciliation, a delivery man, and a grand finale. Plus a peaceful, happy ending.
Parts I and II are rated T; part III is rated E in three skippable sections of smut, otherwise also T.
There aren't words for how insidiously disgusting and blatant this is. (Link)
let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

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I had a few rather stressful months where I struggled with reading and writing, and when the source of that stress was finally taken care of, I was one of those badly hit by the finale. Even though I kept reading, however infrequently, I couldn’t find the motivation, or indeed the time, to compile my beloved rec lists. But I’ve missed doing this! And I’m so happy to be back and help spread the love through the fandom! Once I started reading again, I felt like I was starving and I got reading several fics at the same time, alternating chapters from longer fics with shorter one-shots, so the WIP section in this list has been renamed WIPs and currently reading as I’m still in the middle of reading some complete fictions. So, even if you don’t read WIPs, please don’t skip that section; I will indicate whether a fic is there because it’s a WIP or because I haven’t finished reading it yet!
As always, this is a list of what I liked about the fics I read, it’s not a list of my very favourite fics, or exceptional fics. All fics are exceptional! A fic you haven’t read or that you feel lukewarm about might be someone else’s new favourite, so please don’t ever be shy about reblogging rec lists, new fic posts, self recs etc, even if you haven’t read them or they are not your favourites.
This list contains the fics I’ve read from February through to June. As always, at some point these recs will be added to my side blog, the nice and accurate lists of di-42, witch, so please follow that if you want to read even more (themed) lists!
And I hope it hasn’t been that long that you might have forgotten my mantra, but a reminder never hurt anyone: please don’t judge a fiction based on the number of kudos!
I really hope someone can find the comfort they need in these fics and in the fandom creativity!
Usual disclaimer, if you want your fic removed from this list, or know anyone who does, please let me know.
And now, without further ado,
Buckle Up For My Backlog Recs!
WIP & currently reading:
The Rule Of The Rose, by @joyandotherstories. Rated M, 38k. P. Jan 26. THIS FICTION IS COMPLETE.
Beauty and the Beast AU where Crowley is Warlock’n nanny. This fic had been in my MFL since when it was published and I kept eyeing it, waiting for the right moment to get to it. I’ve finally (only just) started it and it flows beautifully. I can’t wait to get to the main part where Crowley gets trapped in the beast’s (or is it?) castle. Crowley’s voice so far is so much in character; warlock hasn’t really said much, but I LOVE him already. Go and read it!
The Devil’s In The Details, by @addledmongoose. Rated T, 165k. P. Mar 26. THIS FICTION IS COMPLETE.
I’m two thirds into this written-as-post-canon-now-canon-divergent fic and I’m loving it just like all the other works by this author! Sequel to The Beginning of The End (Again), the story takes place after the failed Second Coming, when someone starts murdering humans and demons alike in Whickber Street. As always, the characterisation is great, and the established relationship dynamics between our Ineffables are explored so well. The mysterious plot is gripping and there is tension and suspense scattered throughout the fic, but not angst between Crowley and Aziraphale: their love for each other is unshakable. Great fic as usual!
And Your Nemesis Closer, by @beerok23. Rated E, chapters 1/6. This fic is a WIP.
Aaaahhh, I am SO excited about this human AU! My FTH gift from one of my favourite authors! I asked for a loose Bridget Jones AU from the queen of romcom AUs and Beerok is not disappointing! The way she’s adapting the vibes from the film and book to her original story is masterful, just like we’ve come to expect from her and I know I’m in for a treat! Outstanding humour as always. The story is pre-written and the author is unquestionably reliable with her posting schedule, so you can jump into this WIP confidently!
A Companion To Goats, by @vinyama. Rated M, chapters 3/?. This fic is a WIP.
Lovely human AU with animal rights activist Crowley and lawyer Aziraphale. They seem to come from very different backgrounds and have very different views on life, will they find that they ahve something in common after all?
Post Season 3, S3 trailer-inspired, and fix-its:
A Lovely New World, by @0ldstoneface. Rated T, 1.7k. P. May 26.
Season 3 complaint/fix-it where Crowley and Aziraphale started the new universe and where they love each other very much.
A Little Knowledge, by @angie-words. Rated G, 200 words. P. Apr 26.
Trailer-inspired crackfic in which Aziraphale wants to teach Jesus about literature. Jesus wants to learn about the most underrated kind of literature. Incredibly funny!
Shedding The Suit, by graywings @graywingssmua . Rated M, 1k. P. Apr 26.
Lovely fic inspired by the lift snippet in the trailer, hot and sweet. In the lift to earth, Aziraphale initiates an intimate moment with Crowley, and Crowley responds enthusiastically.
Seven (Soft) Minutes In Heaven, by @redundant-angel. Rated T, 800 words. P. Apr 26.
Lovely trailer-inspired fiction set in the elevator. Crowley and Aziraphale clear the air and have a lovely moment by themselves.
An Antichrist And A Messiah Walk Into A Pub, by @bellisima-writes. Rated T, 3k. P. May 26.
Great fiction inspired by the trailer showing Jesus getting into the lift and the confirmation that Sam Taylor Buck would be back for the finale (oh, the good old days when we could dream!) Jesus gets to Earth, London. He is confused. He starts walking and finds himself outside a pub where his hereditary enemy is waiting to teach him he can make his own choices. This story is about defying your destiny, learning to trust and training your dog to be as petty as can be.
You Though There Was Just the One? By LadyZoisite. Rated G, 188 words. P. May 26.
Fix-it fic that was posted just hours after the finale aired. Just to put things right.
Empty Pages, by @cheeseplants. Rated G, 857 words, P. May 26.
Lovely fix-it where our Aziraphale and Crowley, them and in character, get to write infinite stories with a version of them as protagonists. They will never run out of paper and ink, This was very healing!
Waiting For The Finale One Sentence At A Time, chapter 13: One Sentence Wishes, by Ineffableprofessionals. Rated G.
This is an absolutely beautiful, touching poem about the grief part of the fandom felt after the finale aired. But even more than that it is an ode to the fandom itself. To our ability to hold on to what we love, to not give up, to defy the fate imposed on us by the writers and keep doing what we do best: imagine better endings; writing new stories; giving each other hope. We are more than the story ever was. I am so very grateful for this poem that I can’t even put it into words.
A Snow Globe In A Garden, by @mizmak. Rated G, 731 words. P. May 26.
Asa and Anthony keep receiving food deliveries with the instructions to leave them outside the snow globe in their garden. Sweet and hopeful. Contains lovely art by the author.
And They Didn’t, by Savyl. Rated G, 895 words. P. May 26.
Lovely, healing, sweet S3 fix-it where our Ineffables get to live and to confess their love. I love it.
The Gods Of Their Universe, by @ineffable-shadow Rated E, 6k. P. May 26.
Lovely fic where Aziraphale and Crowley survive erasure and get to build a better universe.
In Every Stupid Universe, by @mxmaxzephyrus. Rated G, 1.3 words.
Incredibly soothing fiction in the weirdest kind of way! Proceed only if you have a rather dark sense of humour. This fic really helped me deal with the grief, highly recommended.
After Canon, by @bohoteacher. Rated G, 2k. P. May 26.
Meta/fix-it fic where several Good Omens characters gather at Give Me Coffee Or Give Me Death to discuss the finale of their beloved series Agnes Nutter, Witch. They have mixed reactions, but the one thing they all have in common is to keep the fandom alive with their creativity and love. This fic gave me hope at a time when I was feeling rather down about the fandom. We’ll get there, eventually.
Create A Third Place, by graywings. Rated T, 6k. P. May 26.
Canon divergent fix-it where things go differently and everybody lives! So many things to love about this fiction!
Pillars, by @ireallyneedmoretea. Rated G, 666 words. P. May 26.
Asa and Anthony live an ordinary life. They make tea, they go to work, they read The Astrophysical Journal. This fiction IS a fix-it and I might have teared up when I read it.
The Gang Watches Good Omens Season Three, by MxMaxZephirus. Rated T, 3k. P. Jun 26.
This meta/fix-it fic is by far the most uplifting thing I’ve read to fix S3. Not just the ending but everything. I like to imagine them exactly as in this fic: sitting side by side, loving each other, among friends, alive, happy, and making sarcastic remarks at terrible the televised versions of themselves someone thought would make a good TV show. They are so much more in character in this fic than they were in the finale. Highly recommended.
My own Transcendental, rated T, 3k. P. May 26.
My own S3 fix-it, born of heartbreak for the ending and anger at the treatment Aziraphale’s character received throughout the finale. I wanted it to be canon-compliant and I didn’t want it to be god to grant them to live. Somehow I managed both, but that means that I could only salvage Aziraphale and Crowley, but nothing else of the old universe. It’s still bittersweet, just a little less bitter and a little more sweet.
My own The Bookshop At The End Of The Universe, rated T 2k. P. May 26.
Trailer-inspired fic based on a snippet of the credits. Meh, not my best work.
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Speed Limits (And How To Break Them), by darcykindbergh. Rated E, 13k. P. Jun 20.
Sweet, lovely, heartwarming post S1 fiction. Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves somehow celebrating Valentine’s Day. Initial awkwardness, love confessions and first times.
Accursed Be The Tongue, by Panic_CelestialInk @tamsinswriting. Rated T, 20k. P. Mar 25.
Delightful, funny and touching fic, set in a post S2 happy future. After stopping the second coming, life goes on for Azirapahle and Crowley, until Crowley is cursed to only speak the truth, and only in Shakespearean quotes. The result is phenomenal! Old friends and unexpected guests make an appearance, the mood is light, the pining obvious to everyone but the two of them, this fic has all the vibes of a post s1 fic even if it was written well after S2. And the work the writer must have put into making them talk in Shakespeare quotes while keeping their conversations on point is outstanding! I loved it!
Giddy Up, by KaeRaeSketches, @naturallyteal. Rated E, 11k. P. Jan 26
Lovely through the ages in-universe fic set in 1871. Aziraphale is riding a sleigh in the West Siberian Plain when all of a sudden he comes across Crowley in need of a ride. A story of love, lust, temptation and endless pining, with the sweetest epilogue.
And I’ve Got This Missing Piece, by 3obby @manekitora. Rated E, 21k. P. Apr 26.
Exes to lovers human AU told across two timelines. Our Ineffables’ insecurities lead to misunderstandings and pain. When Crowley flies back to London after two years, he picks his ex’s Azirapahle book at the airport and reads it on the plane. Big mistake. But, fear not! There is a happy ending, talking things through, great smut and sweet fluff waiting for you along the way and at the end, as well as some surprising and very welcome characterisation! Lovely story!
The Way To Your Heart, by Mizmak. Rated E, 37k. P. Apr 26.
Lovely strangers to lovers human AU, full of baking and writing! Aziraohale and crowley meet through the readers page of a publishing website and decide to write a story together. This story is sweet, funny and angst-free. Seeing them fall in love step by step as well as communicating clearly is beautiful! Also I LOVED Aziraphale’s family!
Love And Solidarity, by @cemeteryangel725. Rated E, 25k. P. May 25.
Great human AU where Aziraphale and Crowley met as teenagers in the 90s and find each other again after fifteen years apart. Crowley is an activist and Aziraphale is a lawyer: they fight against the same system, but go about it in different ways, reminds you of something? I do love a good activism fic, and this one felt so real and was beautifully written! The teenage love story was incredibly tender and the author did a great job at describing all the raw emotions of that age, and their adult years were so relatable! Great fic!
The Least Eligible Bachelor, by @fellshish. Rated E, 37k. P. May 26.
In-universe canon divergent/pre-armageddon fic, full of humour, longing and incredibly hot sex scenes. Aziraphale takes part in a reality TV show where he’s a bachelor who has to be wooed by the contestants. The contestants are, of course, demons. There will be roses, there will be bananas, there will be snakes, there will be love. This fic gave me early-canon vibes, which I was and still am yearning, and I’m grateful for them. As usual, this author has the beautiful ability to make you laugh and cry in the same sentence, and feel all the emotions in-between. Highly recommended!
When Wishes Align, by AppleSeeds. Rated E, 33k. P. Jun 26.
Absolutely fantastic AU where Aziraphale is a human and Crowley is a djinn. The writer does a wonderful job of taking the readers on a journey to Persia alongside Aziraphale, describing the atmospheres and landscapes of the city of Nishapur vividly and beautifully. I loved witnessing the relationship between them blossom; the story was tender and hot at the same time. But what will happen when aziraphale has to travel back to London?
My own The Solstice Dinner, with beautiful art by Hogs_and_ham. Rated E, 42k. P. Feb 26.
Written for the Winter Omens Big Bang and very (I mean, VERY) loosely based on the Gilmore Girls episode the Bracebridge Dinner, this is my first enemies to lovers human AU where sunny Aziraphale owns an Inn and grumpy Crowley owns a cafe. I had so much fun writing the banter and the humour in this story and I’m always proud when I manage to pull off an just-enough-of-a-bastard Aziraphale in an AU setting! Working with Hogs was a real treat and her art will take your breath away!
My own Rovaniemi Calling, with incredible art by Lutralutra. Rated M, 37k. P. Jul 26.
Written for the Winter Omens Reverse Mini Bang. I had so much fun working with Lutra on this meet cute/stranger to lovers human AU set mainly in Rovaniemi. Aziraphale and Crowley meet on a plane, but after his holiday, Aziraphale will have to go back to London. Banter, fluff, a little bit of angst and a happy ending. I really hope I managed to do Rovaniemi justice, even though I’ve never been there! I absolutely want to go and visit it now, and hopefully so will you! Lutra's art is incredible!
One-shots and short stories:
All Of Us Angels, by fine_things_well_worn. Rated E, 8k. P. Feb 26
Beautiful, bittersweet story based on the film All Of Us Strangers. Aziraphale moves into a newly renovated block of flats. There never seems to be anyone around until he spots Crowley. The eerie atmosphere of this fic is so masterfully crafted and the prose so poetic, you will be hooked from the start!
Trigger warning: I asked the writer permission to mention that I feel that, at the time of writing this, there is an important tag missing. I don’t want to spoil the fic, but please read between the tags, and if you haven’t seen the film All Of Us Strangers, you might consider familiarising yourself with the plot before reading this wonderful story.
So I’m There, by AngieWords. Rated T, 9k. P. Feb 26
Human AU written for the DIWS Maggie’s Record Shop event and inspired by the song The Bones Of You by Elbow. This is a lovely and tender story of second chances. Crowley and Aziraphale had been friends in their uni years, and then drifted apart for reasons you’ll find out. I love how the writer manages to write a satisfying growth for both characters in a relatively short fic. Nothing feels forced in this story, it flows beautifully!
And It Feels Like Home, by AngieWords. Rated E, 5k. P. Feb 26.
Human AU, sequel to So I’m There, also written for the DIWS Maggie’s Record Shop event, and inspired by Madonna’s Like A Prayer. Sweet, romantic and hot account of how Crowley and Aziraphale get to know each other again and learn to communicate after spending years apart.
In Which The Snow Is Thoroughly Investigated, Weaponised, And Ultimately Followed By Hot Chocolate, by Savyl, Eybefioro. Rated G, 3k. P. Mar 26.
Sweet, tender fiction starring Eric & Muriel and following their adventure in the snow. Heartwarming!
Spread Me Open Like One Of Your Books, by @enderhuntresss. Rated E, 4k. P. Sep 25.
Lovely and fluffy human AU. Aziraphale is a librarian. Crowley never returns the books he borrows. That will never do, will it?
The Lunch Thief, by 3obby. Rated E, 6k. P. Mar 26.
Delightful human AU featuring flustered Crowley, just-enough-of-a-bastard Aziraphale, humour, wit, banter, lightheartedness and all the good vibes! Someone’s been stealing Crowley’s lunch at work, how will our hero cope? Truly great fic!
Angels Or Demons, by @curiouspupsicle. Rated T, 2k. P. Mar 26.
After the demons invade the bookshop, the shopkeepers of Whickber Street wonder about the nature of the local bookseller and his boyfriend. No one gets it right.
The Greasy Pole, by AppleSeeds. Rated T, 4k. P. Feb 25.
Lovely, funny, lighthearted story. Sort of canon-divergent, set before the events of S1, Furfur has been promoted to Temptations and asks Crowley’s help on how to do the job successfully. Crowley shows him, with Aziraphale’s help. That was lucky, wasn’t it? You can never go wrong with AppleSeeds!
LessonsI’ve Learned About Love, by curiouspupsicle. Rated T, 4k. P. Apr 26.
Very sweet Ineffable wives human AU. a story of found and chosen love and found and chosen family, community, solidarity and the metaphorical (and literal) village it takes to take care of the new generations and of ourselves.
Just (Maybe) a Gigolo, by @spectrallydistracted. Rated T, 5k. P. Apr 26.
The new gorgeous man in the neighborhood hits on Aziraphale. Of course Aziraphale would think he’s a gigolo, it’s the most obvious explanation, right? This human AU has all the feels: funny, sweet, intense, dramatic and sweet again! Lovely!
Crowleech: Love at First Latch, by twshowsufferer. Rated E, 9k. P. Dec 25.
Listen to me. Do NOT be put off by the tags. This is the Crowley-is-a-leech fantasy AU no one knew we needed, but we do need it. I went in for the crack and was immediately gripped by the feelings, the lust, the love, the banter and the trust. Beautiful and beautifully written story, I truly can’t recommend this highly enough. Have I ever disappointed you when I’ve been obsessed with a fiction before? Didn't think so, so just trust me on this.
5 Minute Dates, by curiouspupsicle. Rated T, 2k. P. apr 26.
Sweet human AU in which Aziraphae reluctantly agrees to take part in a speed dating event in order to help boost his friend’s business. Whoever might he meet there?
Grace Notes, by beardo @e-rated-beardo. Rated E, 1.7k. P. May 26.
Canon compliant fic set at some point in time before S2 and in the Scorn And The Saint-Maker universe (but can absolutely be enjoyed as a stand-alone). After receiving the visit of two, eerr, strangers, Aziraphale puts some music on and indulges in a fantasy about Crowley. Delicious smut in the form of a sad wank ensues, but you wouldn’t expect anything less from our beloved beardo. Beautifully written as always, this fic has all the feels.
Darling, by @eybefioro, Kiratastic_art. Rated G, 7k. P. Jan 25.
Sweet and funny story where Darling the cat makes friends with the two new strange humans (or are they?) as they move into their new cottage in her village in the South Downs. Lovely characterisation for Aziraphale and Crowley through Darling POV. Great artwork as well!
A Whole Lot Of Woolly Mammoth, by tvshowsufferer. Rated E, 11k. P. Jun 26.
Brilliant, hilarious, touching, tender, incredibly hot and so very clever cavemen AU. They’re cavemen. Just read it, OK? It will surprise you in all the good ways. This author is criminally underrated, please show them some love! This fic is incredible!
This Is What Forever Looks Like, by CemeteryAngel725. Rated E, 8k. P. Jun 25.
Human AU, sequel to Love And Solidarity. Twenty years after the events narrated in the first story, Aziraphale and Crowley are happily married, but they are still fighting for a better, fairer world.
Thin, Friendly Walls, by tvshowsufferer. Rated E, 10k. P. Jun 26.
Funny and, oh, so hot, flatmate human AU. Every Friday night, Aziraphale can hear Crowley indulging in self-pleasure activities through the thin walls of their shared flat. Shame that lovely, gorgeous, handsome Crowley is straight. Ha! Great humour as I have come to expect from this wonderful author, plus pining, tenderness and fantastic sex scenes!
Be My Valentine, by Mizmak. Rated G, 6k. P. Feb 26.
Sweet and fluffy post S1 Valentine fiction! Aziraphale and Crowley are trying to summon the courage to confess their feelings to each other. Angst-free fic full of flowers, chocolates and romance. Lovely!
My own For Old Times’ Sake, rated T, 4k. P. Apr 26.
This fiction is so so dear to me. I love it more than I can say, even though it’s not my usual piece of banter. Human AU in which Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other… Well, sorry, but they really have known each other for a long time, but their lives went in different directions. Can they get back together after twenty-five years? My dear friend said that the fic is safe for the under-40s, but the over-40s should enter at their own risk and I agree: this fic is my love letter to middle age and I’m extremely proud of it!
Bite Size:
Major Flaw, If You Ask Me, by Angelica_Tree. Rated T, 433 words. P. Feb 26.
Lovely snippet of a post S1 future that could have been, where Crowley and Azirapahle’s personalities and dynamics are spot on.
The Chase Is Only Part Of The Fun, by @tigerseye67. Rated G, 520 words. P. Jan 26
Incredibly sweet and fluffy fic depicting a possible post S1 future. Such heartwarming vibes, I loved it!
3:10 To Yuma, by ireallyneedmoretea. Rated G, 666 words. P. Dec 25.
Great human Au that packs so much in just 666 words! Crowley’s last act as a soon-to-be former deputy sheriff is to make sure outlaw Aziraphale gets on the train to Yuma Territorial Prison. Cleverness, mystery and Aziraphale’s sassiness, what more can we ask for?
On A Mission From God, by curiouspupsicle. Rated G, 666 words. P. Apr 26.
Aziraphale is released from heaven. Crowley is waiting for him, so they can go on a mission to save the world. Funny Blues Brothers inspired fic.
You Rang? By PinkPenguinParade. Rated G, 781 words. P. Apr 26.
Lovely and very funny fiction in which Crowley is summoned and his husband comes to take him home, thank you very much. Great married couple dynamics between Crowley and Aziraphale.
A Masquerade In Every Sense Of The Word, by The_Rogue_Bard. Rated G, 500 words. P. Oct 24.
Lovely and funny through the ages fic. Aziraphale is at a masquerade ball talking with Oscar Wilde. Or, is he? Sweet and short, featuring just-enough-of-a-bastard Aziraphale.
Darling Visits The Veterinarian, by ireallyneedmoretea, Kiratastic_art. Rated G, 666 words. P. May 26.
Lovely domestic fluff ficlet inspired by Darling by Eybef=Fioro and Kiratastic_art. Darling the cat wants to make sure her own hereditary enemy is OK.
Knight Of Swords and Knight Of Swords (Reversed), by ireallyneedmoretea. Both rated G, 666 words each. P. Jun 26.
Lovely canon compliant fics inspired by the tarot card Knight of Swords, which, I learned in the author’s note, signifies a man or a woman on a mission. Set after the 537AD scene, these fics imagine what could have happened at the court of king Arthur and what happens next. Funny and sweet!
Poems and podfics:
I Am Death, Creator of Worlds, by ireallyneedmoretea, rated G and [Podetry] I Am Death, Creator Of Worlds, by Literarion.
Beautiful and very powerful poem about one of the most powerful –and most underrated– characters of Good Omens. The podfic’s sound effects are absolutely amazing!
Artworks:
The Days Of Innocence And Wonder, by Werpiper. Rated G, P. Feb 26.
Beautiful artwork depicting Eden.
Date Night At The Ritz, by @anatomic-girl. Rated G, P. Jun 24.
Great piece where Crowley is waiting for Azirapahle leaning on the Bentley and Aziraphale is wearing his finest clothes (which are also his usual clothes) for the occasion. Lovely fic and great art!
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Thank you so much for the rec! 🥰 I'm very proud of what I managed to do with Grace Notes given only a couple of days, limited time during those days, and a prompt (Sad Wank™️) I hadn't really played (heh) much with before.
I believe you've made a slight typo with the posting date though – I posted it on May 6, not 26! ❤️
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ok something i have noticed when it comes to character analysis and how that informs headcanons/fanon and that i will try to articulate without sounding like a smug asshole is that there are two sort of common methodologies people use when doing character analysis, and one is both more common and the one i like the least.
the first methodology is strongly informed by quantifying and qualifying canon character behavior and then extrapolating from the canon behavior what other behaviors that character is likely to exhibit. in this scene this character exhibits a violent behavior, which means this character is likely to exhibit violent behavior in the future. this character has only ever mentioned male love interests, they will only have male love interests in the future. things like that.
the methodology i find more effective, because this is the methodology i use to understand real human beings* as a very autistic person who needs a framework with which to understand human beings very well and very quickly in order to, you know, live, is this: you qualify and quantify the individual's observed behavior, then you identify the internal processes that inform this behavior, and THEN speculate what sort of behaviors those internal processes might continue to inform.
*yes i know the character isn't a real person, but they are written and acted and directed by real people in order to communicate something about real people, and then real people come and analyze those characters, and i just don't think we're going to get away from the humanity in our dolls, at least not in this discussion
i will use an example from OFMD, sorry to anyone who doesn't give a shit, but this is unfortunately the only mine in which i toil.
ed gets a lot of headcanon mileage in the direction of being a sub, a bottom, a pillow princess, god's perfect baby girl forever, with specific attention to his sexual preferences/behaviors. if you gather up the behaviors from canon that seem to inform this they might look something like: run me through. whip my balls. im your captain. letting stede take the lead on the calypsos birthday sex. bigging his eyes like that 24/7.
from the first methodology, you might land on (and i do see a lot of this) something like "ed has only ever expressed bottom/sub tendencies** so ed is god's perfect bottom sub pillow princess always."
**i'm not going to get into the question of whether you can. fucking. determine someone's sexual preferences from their personality in non-sexual contexts. i'm just repeating lines of thinking i have observed.
analyzing through the second methodology, and i'll just pick one incident, again, as an example, you can look at "run me through". so we know that "run me through" is metaphorically sex, and that ed is the one that gets stabbed/penetrated. but i think it's pretty easy to argue that it was also literally ed wanting/seeking physical intimacy and having no better language for that than violence and pretense, which we're given to understand from how he interacts with jack and the background he's come from. then, looking at his failed attempt to kill stede, we know ed is not capable of hurting stede physically. so maybe we conclude that he "bottoms" in that scene because while he desperately needs closeness from stede he doesnt want to endanger him in any way.
and then you take your internal processes informed behavior and you could extrapolate a hell of a lot of things from that about ed's future behavior. maybe this is a one time thing. maybe he prefers to bottom always. maybe he prefers to bottom until he's had enough safe, comfortable, pleasant sex with stede to feel confident that he can do the same for stede. lot of places you can go but my point is that you've ended up there by looking at the character as a full person instead of a collection of behaviors and therefore you understand that they have depth, complexity, and the unpredictable unpredictability of all people.
and here's the real big reason i like this framework, is when you're working off this framework and talking to someone else who's working off this framework and you end up with different conclusions, i think it's way easier for everyone involved to go "yeah i see how you got there but i don't agree" and maybe even respectfully talk about their differing conclusions and learn something along the way.
i'm not really looking to discuss headcanons or interpretations of the show because that's far from the point, but if you're going to be cool, i WOULD love to know if you think these two methodologies exist as described, if you think one or the other is more effective or serves a different purpose, or if i missed something else here. okay thank you i am done talking now.
prev @ourflagmeansgayrights i'm gonna go ahead and peer review your tags because i agree and i have thoughts:
#i have found that fandom at large will do the 1st one for female characters & characters of color #and the 2nd one for their favorite masc white male character #i have seen ppl doing the 2nd one for a white guy where they’re like “what if this shitty action has this secretly sympathetic motivation?” #and i’m thinking abt an old twitter poll by a canyonite asking which POV ppl preferred to read/write in their steddyhands fics #and ed was last place by a HUGE fucking margin #i’ve seen a lot of interpretations of ofmd that simply do not consider ed’s interiority at all (& not just from the canyon) #and it’s CRAZYYYYYY bc we literally have a whole episode IN HIS HEAD!!!!! #anyway i do feel like this list is missing “analyzing the character as a plot device” #but that contributes less to the fandom sandbox of fanon/headcanon than the 2 listed here
so first of all yes a billion percent to all of the above. there's no disputing that broad trends in fandom on what framework gets applied to what characters is motivated by internal biases. (racism in ed's case, misogyny when female characters get short shrift from their analysis.) and i think my original post is incomplete without acknowledging that, so thank you.
and two where you're completely right "character as a plot device" is something i missed, and you're also right that it contributes less to the fandom sandbox and i wonder if you might be able to make some sense of some vague thoughts i have about the difference between, like, critical film analysis where you're trying to develop a deeper understanding of just what happens in the source material, and sort of the transformative nature of fandom where you're not necessarily trying to tease out "What It Is", and sort of looking more at "What Else Can It Be?"
But I don't necessarily love that dichotomy either, because I don't think good film analysis actually is limited to just what exists in the source material and its relevant contexts. But in some ways it feels like analysis of a character as plot device lives more in the "What It Is" than the "What Else Can It Be". Sort of like, the difference between a good meta and a well thought out/grounded in the source material headcanon? Idk, does that line of thought have any legs?
I agree with you and @ourflagmeansgayrights here, I've always tried to analyze characters through the lens of like, "what deep-seated need are they satisfying with this particular behavior/action, do they even know why they want it, would knowing change their behavior, etc" Because I think it's really interesting! And I do agree that it makes talking about divergent headcanons easier, not just because you aren't just treating the characters as a collection of static traits - once their needs change, or they're in a different context, they might start acting very differently.
However, I do think describing the first type of analysis as people saying "This character exhibits X behavior so therefore they are [Type of person who exhibits X behavior] and will continue to act that way in the future" is maybe a little too... generous??? I don't mean this in a bad way, it is good to be generous to people, but in my experience, the type of fandom analysis that happens the most often is people watching/reading a story and pattern-matching it to other stories they have watched/read in the past so that they can determine the appropriate archetypes to slot characters into, and then those archetypes eat the canon character from the inside out. In fandom, these archetypes come from other fandoms as often as they come from traditional media tropes (and both fandom and traditional media include a bunch of racist and misogynist tropes/archetypes, which people often perpetuate by mapping them onto a canon where they weren't present (ex: when people take Ed and Stede, who are close enough in size that they swap clothes in their first scene, and make Ed much much larger than a tiny frail Stede. this happens so often)).
An example of the archetypes people use is The Dynamic, where (afaict) people were really determined to come up with a sort of hero's journey summary of all ships by boiling them down into combinations of two archetypes, which are descended from Holmes and Watson. Highly recommend the Fanlore page, I think it's really notable how "the dynamic" is often described not as just a pattern but as like, the ingredients of a good relationship?? which is going to incentivize people to cram their blorbos into the archetype because they want their blorbos to have a "good relationship." Personally I think the whole thing is. uh. really reductive and absurd. but that's just me. Ed and Stede absolutely get infected by these archetypes, though.
Another example is the Fandom Ghost, which is a downright spooky thing to read if you've been in the OFMD fandom since the beginning and watched what happened to Izzy Hands. Because fanon Izzy Hands did not come from looking at things Izzy does in canon and extrapolating from that what he might do in the future. Nor do I think fanon Izzy Hands came entirely from giving him motivations to describe his canon behavior. Like people are giving him much more sympathetic motivations than he actually has, but lots of times they are just describing an ENTIRELY different guy. A guy I have never seen on the tv show our flag means death. But he is a guy who shows up in white male side characters over and over and over, so it seems like he really is just coming from somewhere else.
This type of fandom analysis makes talking about divergent headcanons much, much harder, because suddenly you are not even talking about different interpretations of motivation or different levels of interiority, you are talking about entirely different characters.
i get so emotional every time i think about fanfic culture. it's just so beautiful that people are writing and anonymously posting these thousand-word stories about characters we all love and not even getting any money or public fame from it. it's literally just for the love of the game.
shout out to everyone who participates in fanfic culture, be it reading or writing fanfics. you are contributing to such a lovely thing <3
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used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic
Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.
“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”
“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”
“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”
You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.