don't you dare put me in a situation.

Average demon corrupts 100 souls a year actually statistical error. AJ Crowley, who lives in an ugly-ass flat in Mayfair and tarnishes 50 million people in one go and then takes a nap for 6 months, is an outlier and should not be counted

its cool that a girls name can be pepper but the options should include garlic and onion and turnip and cabbage and carrot and potato and cucumber

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks