let’s do soup

Then little old lady Margaret who is going blind in one eye remembers how Stede always carries her groceries and helps out in her garden and she's like "Pirates? These two? Have you been drinking?"

And Roberta the baker whose abusive husband died under mysterious circumstances is like "What are you talking about? They're innkeepers. Obviously."

And Lily the blacksmith who made the rings for Ed and Stede's wedding ceremony is like "Pirates? I don't see any pirates."

And Ted the florist is like "Do these guys look like pirates to you?"

And the guy who pointed at them is like "??? But he's obviously Blackbeard!!"

And everyone stares at each other in confusion until one man points at clean shaven Ed with his hair in a cute little up-do with flowers, and says "This is Blackbeard? The legendary pirate who kills without hesitation?"

And the guy who pointed stutters because yeah this guy doesn't have a black beard (or any beard at all) and everyone is staring at him like he completely lost his mind so he's finally just like "sorry" and leaves with his head down.

Then little old lady Margaret who is going blind in one eye remembers how Stede always carries her groceries and helps out in her garden and she's like "Pirates? These two? Have you been drinking?"

And Roberta the baker whose abusive husband died under mysterious circumstances is like "What are you talking about? They're innkeepers. Obviously."

And Lily the blacksmith who made the rings for Ed and Stede's wedding ceremony is like "Pirates? I don't see any pirates."

And Ted the florist is like "Do these guys look like pirates to you?"

And the guy who pointed at them is like "??? But he's obviously Blackbeard!!"

And everyone stares at each other in confusion until one man points at clean shaven Ed with his hair in a cute little up-do with flowers, and says "This is Blackbeard? The legendary pirate who kills without hesitation?"

And the guy who pointed stutters because yeah this guy doesn't have a black beard (or any beard at all) and everyone is staring at him like he completely lost his mind so he's finally just like "sorry" and leaves with his head down.

Are you here cause my heart Recalls it all seems the same....

eep! my ofmd vid is finally done!! it's ed pov and imo definitely touches on the full range of his feelings in the show so like, brace urself i guess.

read this cute lil 2 chap fic here

AND! coloring page of that last drawing will be available soon! maybe for that coloring page week thing on bsky if i remember. but ill def post it here too.

now available as a coloring page! the second image is the same as the first but without a background, in case you wanted to color digitally. :)

read this cute lil 2 chap fic here

AND! coloring page of that last drawing will be available soon! maybe for that coloring page week thing on bsky if i remember. but ill def post it here too.

now available as a coloring page! the second image is the same as the first but without a background, in case you wanted to color digitally. :)

read this cute lil 2 chap fic here

AND! coloring page of that last drawing will be available soon! maybe for that coloring page week thing on bsky if i remember. but ill def post it here too.

now available as a coloring page! the second image is the same as the first but without a background, in case you wanted to color digitally. :)

read this cute lil 2 chap fic here

AND! coloring page of that last drawing will be available soon! maybe for that coloring page week thing on bsky if i remember. but ill def post it here too.

now available as a coloring page! the second image is the same as the first but without a background, in case you wanted to color digitally. :)