Is There a Version? (M, 42k, 25/25): This is a full post-s2 fic with a tone closer to s1 and a reality-bending plot that builds on the discontinuities in s2. Can humans, demons, and angels work together to save the world and take control of their own fates when reality seems to be fracturing around them? Now available as a podfic by the wonderful @literarion!
The Album of My Memory (E, 7k, 4/4): In this post-s2 fic, Aziraphale has regained the memories heaven stole from him over the millennia. But that doesn't mean the story of his own existence makes sense. Can he and Crowley help each other understand the past and move into the future?
She Speaks Poniards (T, 2.5k, 1/1): This post-s2 Crowley POV one-shot focuses on the complicated relationship the ineffables have with words and explores hurtful language between them as a two-way street.
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If you're new to the very credible allegations against Neil Gaiman, the most complete coverage is Lila Shapiro's January 2025 Vulture/New York Magazine article (tw/cw for sexual assault, sexual abuse, sexual coercion and child abuse). Proceed with caution! To make this fandom a force for good, consider – if you can! – supporting the Survivors Trust, the Good Omens fan fundraiser On Our Own Side, or Friends of Calliope.
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No joke you guys NEED to get more comfortable blocking people. No more insulting people in public over different blorbo opinions no more making 2k long posts on how whatever ship you don't like shouldn't exist we've grown past that shit. Consistent posts about shit that make you uncomfortable? Block. Rancid blorbo opinions? Block. Is mildly annoying in your replies? Block. Pisses you off for reasons so petty you could never admit it publicly? Block. YOUR mental health will improve from not being upset 24/7, THEIR mental health will not be at risk of you lashing out because you happened to catch their posts on a bad day, and EVERYONE ELSE will benefit from not seeing the most embarrassing arguments known to man on their dash. "Oooh but they didn't deserve it-" dude you're presumably running a personal blog as a hobby not a public service. Who fucking cares.
Thy Kingdom Come Chapter 3 - An alternative season 3 Road Trip Story
Chapter three is out, and we're halfway done with this story! I'm so proud of this chapter, and I hope that people enjoy this update.
In this chapter, Aziraphale, Crowley, and Jesus' road trip sets off to a bumpy start. Meanwhile, heavenly schemes are afoot.
Thy Kingdom Come (37765 words) by Laudnumdrinker
Chapters: 3/6
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Shax (Good Omens), Muriel (Good Omens), Jesus (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), The Bentley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Plot, Plot Heavy, Religious Themes, Christianity, Mutual Pining, Hurt/Comfort, Talking About Feelings, It’s about the journey mostly but it’s also about the destination too, Road Trips, religious trauma, Romantic Tension, Christmas, I hope this fic feels like a kiss to the forehead when its done, Fix-It, Good Omens (TV) Season 3 Fix-It, Alternative Season 3, America, Yearning, Happy Ending, Comedy, Hopeful, Humor, Not Canon Compliant, Angst, Jesus focused plot, Season 3, Season 3 non compliant
Summary:
Aziraphale and Crowley take Jesus on a road trip across America in order to thwart the second apocalypse. Pursued by both Heaven and Hell, the three of them must set things right with the world and with each other, all while unraveling the mystery of why Jesus is so different this time around.
A story about love, hope, redemption, and choosing your own ending. An alternative season 3.
The Patience of Angels, Chapter 12 (M, AU from end of S2)
Fic Summary: “I was Somebody in Heaven. I’m nobody in Hell because I was Somebody in Heaven. Because I didn’t want to be Somebody ever again.”
An old enemy is on the hunt for the demon known as Crowley, and it will take all the powers of one very protective angel to save him. But in keeping Crowley safe, Aziraphale will uncover more of the terrible truths of Heaven than he ever wanted to know.
Chapter Summary: Aziraphale and Crowley start to unravel a mystery (this time without shouting). Elsewhere, the plot begins to loom ominously.
Excerpt:
“That’s the trouble of hanging around humans so long,” Crowley grumbled. His scalp still tingled pleasantly, and he was trying very hard not to think about it. “Six thousand years, all their irritating little emotions and hormones and synapses start to leach into you. Like… leeches. Pumping you full of all their gross inconvenient human-y bits and behaviours, like ‘apologies’ and ‘consideration for other people’.”
Aziraphale raised an eyebrow at his phraseology. “I really don’t think that’s how leeches work. Or how leaching works.”
“Oh, let’s not talk about leeches tonight. It’s too nice of an evening and I’m enjoying having all my blood back in my body.”
“Fair enough.” They walked on for a few minutes in mostly companionable silence, the sound of Crowley’s cane a still-irregular staccato punctuation to their steps. “Crowley? There’s something I want to ask you.”
The demon tensed, anticipating probing questions, a rehash of the fight at the inn, a demand to know why he’d kissed Aziraphale and then walked out…
“The day of the attack on the bookshop, when the Metatron arrived and no one else recognized him, he asked you directly if you knew who he was, and you did.” Crowley nodded. “How did you recognize him?”
Crowley thanked every false deity he’d ever heard of.
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When Our Feet No Longer Touch The Earth: Chapter 9
CW/TW: Noncon
Tags:
Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omegaverse, Omega Crowley, Alpha Aziraphale, Knotting, Mpreg, Unplanned Pregnancy, Morning Sickness, Childbirth, Established Relationship, Oral Sex, Science Fiction, Astronaut Aziraphale, Crowley Whump, Angst, Stalking, Sexual Assault, Near Drowning, Dreams and Nightmares, Happy Ending
Fic summary:
Alpha Aziraphale Engel is an astronaut being sent to plant a set of nuclear warheads in a small asteroid that is threatening Earth, as part of Operation Flaming Sword. Omega Anthony Crowley is his clandestine lover and assigned to communications for the mission. The journey will be long, lonely, and perilous, but our two heroes soon find that space is not the only source of danger for them.
Chapter summary:
Crowley takes Aziraphale's advice to relocate, even just temporarily, for his own safety. A former crewmate of Aziraphale's, an astronaut named Sandy Alfon, offers his assistance, which Crowley reluctantly accepts. To his dismay, Crowley finds that the move couldn't have come too soon.
Excerpt:
Crowley and Aziraphale were standing in the sunlit doorway of Aziraphale’s house. “It’s a lovely day to go flying, don’t you think?” asked Aziraphale, beaming at him.
“What do you mean? I can’t fly,” Crowley whispered.
“Oh, it’s as easy as anything!” Aziraphale exclaimed.
He stepped away from Crowley and shook himself. From his back, two enormous, gleaming white wings emerged.
Aziraphale turned and smiled at Crowley, bouncing gently on the balls of his feet and fluttering his wings in anticipation. “You should try it!” he urged Crowley encouragingly.
When I started writing this fic to heal my sad heart post GO3 I think it was this chapter I wanted to write the most.
I really thought the finale would have a moment like this - a moment of soft, sweet reconciliation before the shit hits the fan and the final elements of the plot unfurl. I thought this is when they'd have their proper kiss, and maybe maybe maybe, in my wildest dreams, have an implied sex scene.
Well. We didn't get that. But you can read about it here. This fic is rated Mature and not Explicit (in a first for me lol) and I hope someone else out there finds it to be soothing or healing in some way.
Fic Premise: what if Aziraphale didn't stay away? What if he came back sooner, and he and Crowley had a chance to begin to talk and work out their differences before the high stakes rush to the end? If we just changed that one detail, how would the rest of the story of the finale unfold?
Rating: Mature (may become explicit later, or may write an explicit part 2 tbd)
Thank you to my betas @angie-words @bohoteacher @enby-xb-nomad and my writing communities @whickberstreetwriters and @goodomensafterdark
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How did you find the doctor(s) who assessed you for ADHD? Im looking into the process of getting diagnosed because (although ive suspected I might have adhd for years now) I've been struggling a lot more lately and i want to try medication to see if it helps at all. Im trying to search for psychiatrists through my health insurance portal but the the results im getting are all for child/adolescent psychiatry specialists, and I dont think that'll be much help for an adult adhd assessment? Did you have an established therapist to refer you for your assessment or were you able to find a psychiatrist independently?
I actually just kind of had to freeform it, but that does mean I have some tips to share!
I will say, I have never once used a health insurance portal to find someone to treat me for anything. Often their search engine is fucked up and the information is sometimes out of date. I almost always either ask someone who I know has had similar issues if they have a recommendation, ask my treating physician if I have one, or just google until I find someone reputable-looking; any qualified medical center or professional will list what insurance they take anyway, and you can always ask when you make the appointment.
So here's the process for how to do that!
When I was first considering it, I asked a friend who'd had an evaluation that came back not-ADHD, which I liked because it meant we knew it wasn't like, a weird Adderall pill mill or something. I really wanted to have a professional and thorough evaluation because I knew myself and knew I was capable of gaming a questionnaire. The place she had her evaluation was unfortunately having some staffing issues; part of the reason it took me so long is that I played phone tag with them for ages -- I'd call, and regardless of what time of day I called, their scheduler would be "out", so I'd leave a message and never get a call back. Ultimately I said "I really need to talk to a human, because your scheduler has not returned any of my numerous calls" and they said they could transfer me to another office outside of Chicago (in the burbs). That was not going to be accessible to me, so I told them thanks but I'll go somewhere else. Then COVID hit and I was not going to go anywhere near a medical center unless I had to for about two years.
So, when I was making my second serious run at getting evaluated, I did what might be expected of me by longtime readers of this blog: I made a spreadsheet.
I want to caveat this up top with REALLY IMPORTANT CONTEXT: I did not do all of this in a single day. The process from starting research to making an evaluation appointment took about a month, and probably would have taken longer if I wasn't getting somewhat desperate. Do not push yourself to do this as a single act. Research alone is a multi-day process; some days I looked at the open tabs and only entered one tab's worth of information. It took me quite a bit of time to write the form email I sent inquiring about an assessment. It took me time to call the clinic back when they asked me to call to book the appointment. This is a series of steps, not a single leap.
So!
I was looking for a clinic rather than an individual, in part because I'd heard a couple of horror stories about people who went to a psychiatrist and just got argued with for an hour instead of actually getting evaluated. So I googled, and here are some key terms for you, chicago adult adhd assessment. Chicago obviously for the region, but "adult adhd" (putting it in quotes will help) is the important term that will help you filter out a lot of child psych stuff. A lot of what I looked at did included family or child assessment/therapy but were clear that they also evaluated adults.
Then I went through every legit-looking search result and noted down, in my spreadsheet, the name of the clinic/company, the contact phone and email, the URL, the physical location (I needed to be able to get to it fairly easily) and whether they took my insurance. Even if they didn't take my insurance (all but one did) I still put them into the spreadsheet so that if I found them again I could check the sheet and know I didn't need to investigate further. I also tended to bump more legitimate and friendly-looking places to the top of the sheet. And if I were going to do it again I would also look for one specific thing, which is an assessment guide of some kind.
The assessment guide may be something they only give you after you speak with them, so it's not a no-go if they don't have one on their website, but it basically tells you what generally will go on during the assessment, how long it will take, and what you should bring. A full assessment like I had is estimated to take 4-6 hours and they recommended I wear layers so I wouldn't be overly cold/warm in their office, and to bring a snack. That's the kind of information you want, duration of the assessment and what they recommend for you, to ensure that you're working with people who are thorough and care about your comfort.
So, I have this spreadsheet now of places to reach out to, which I know take my insurance and do adult assessment. In the spreadsheet I also had columns for what date I contacted them and whether they'd responded. I started reaching out via email, one per day, with the form email I'd written.
The form email basically said "I'm 42 with no previous diagnosis but I have a family history of autism and dyslexia. I've been told I should get assessed for ADHD, so I'm looking for a clinic that will do the assessment and takes (my insurance). I prefer to be contacted by email but if need be, my phone number is (phone number). Please let me know if you have any open appointments and what information you will need from me to book an evaluation with you." (You can always ask for more information about the actual evaluation process once they respond.)
If I didn't get a response within 24 hours, I moved on to the next, but I only greyed out the text in that line of the spreadsheet; I didn't disqualify/remove the nonresponsive ones because again, I wanted to make sure I kept that information in case they eventually did respond. I did this with about ten clinics, because I figured I must be able to find at least one in ten who could do the eval, and I could go back and research more if necessary.
I think the third or fourth one I reached out to was the first to respond, and I ended up going with them; I had a very positive experience in the assessment itself but it was a real pain in the ass getting the documentation from them -- they took about a month to go through the evaluation data (this is not abnormal but is rather longer than usual according to my psychiatrist) and they gave me an in-person-by-zoom report once it was ready. That said, it took another four months and the threat of reporting them to the state to get them to send me the text of the eval (in part because the evaluator left the clinic unexpectedly with my formal report not yet written). But that's something that's truly impossible to know until you're working with them, and highly unusual, so don't let concerns about that deter you. If you end up in that situation come hit me up and I'll tell you how I dealt with that.
My eval recommended an executive function coach, but if I haven't been able to func it by now I never will, so I thanked them for the recommendation and went looking for a psychiatrist unaffiliated with the clinic to prescribe me meds. There, the key words you're going to be looking for are again "adult adhd" but also "adult disability" and if you want medication that's less likely to be a huge fucking hassle, "medication management". My psychiatrist and I meet every two months to reup my prescription, but he doesn't require me to take a regular drug test or meet him in person in order to get a new scrip, as some people have encountered. We meet in person once or twice a year (I can't remember, it's due to a legal requirement in Illinois) but otherwise it's over zoom.
So yeah -- it's a process, but there are ways to streamline and manage it, and a few tripwires in place to make sure you don't end up screwed by the system. Definitely feel free to ask if you have questions, either here or if you want a more indepth conversation you can email me at [email protected]. GOOD LUCK!
If I may add one thing; I was diagnosed at FIFTY. One of the things that was a big part of the process was verifying that the difficulties I was having had, in fact, been present from childhood. So, even as an adult, there were a lot of questions about how adhd had affected me in childhood/school in addition to questions about how my adult life is affected.
Many of us have a hard time remembering back that far, or have the habit of saying "oh, I had no problem with X" and then realizing, hours or days later . . oh shit, I DID have problems with X! I got in trouble for that all the TIME!
So I would encourage anyone working on getting a diagnosis to find an online assessment that looks thorough, print it out, fill it out, take your time to really think about whether X is a problem for you or not, ask friends or relatives, and reflect on your childhood and school experiences. That way, when you go it to the appointment, you'll have less chance of going 'blank' or reflexively saying "I'm fine!" You will already have thought over most of the questions in a low-key, private setting. That was huge for me.
I will say, at the end of the second meeting, when the lady told me, "Well, you CLEARLY have adhd. And you've done everything you could do lifestyle-wise to cope with that, but meds would probably give you a little extra help" I felt the most enormous rush of relief. Wishing you well!
This is really good additional advice for the assessment itself -- think about your experiences ahead of time, and be familiar with the questionnaire even if you're going in for a longer assessment like I had (they still do usually give you the questionnaire).
And remember when you answer questions about your life and behaviors -- you're answering about them as if you have no coping skills.
For example: do I lose my keys constantly? No. You know why? Because I spent literal years training myself to always hang them on the exact same hook, and often I keep a spare key in my bag just in case I forget to grab them on leaving. So yes actually I do "lose my keys constantly", I've just learned a coping mechanism that requires extra time and energy to engage.
I, for one, am choosing to believe that we're all still living in the original, magical universe. Life is just more fun that way!
Little Free Libraries? Aziraphale came up with those! Pop up ads? That one's on Crowley.
If I find unexpected cash on the street, I'll be just that much more pleased. And if I lock my keys in the car, well, it feels a little better to know that it wasn't *entirely* my fault. These characters, this show, and this fandom bring me joy, and I'm going to keep that joy with me every day in spite of it all, thanks very much.
Thank you @ennas-aesthetic for writing the most beautiful and moving script about what should have happened with Josh and Adam. Everyone, please show her tons of love on the uploaded drabble here!!
Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.
Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.
This person is the real deal. They were clearly classically trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?
Folks, the unfortunate time has come. I'm stepping away from this blog. Not a decision I've made easily, but I've not truly been in the Good Omens fandom for a while and now need to be putting my energy elsewhere.
If anyone would like to pick up where I'm leaving off please send me a message @infinitevariety. It would be great if a few people were interested, because I can tell you it's a lot to manage on your own! I'm happy to be around for a handover, any ongoing questions, and help with tagging, etc. This has been my passion project for over five years now, I'd like to leave it in good hands.
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Apparently there’s a movie out called the sheep detectives in which Hugh Jackman reads detective stories to his sheep who start talking and solving crime in rural England. It currently has 94% on rt. Still looking for ways to heal and restore some small sliver of faith in humanity’s ability to tell stories and market them correctly, i’m gonna go immerse myself in this world for a few hours
all they have to do is not brutally murder the sheep (especially not after convincing us the viewers and the sheep that this is their only and best choice)
I know this is a lot to ask for from a comedy in this political climate, but I’m gonna roll the dice
Wow, well this turned out to be shockingly on brand medicine. Sheep detectives involves:
Amnesia, fallen angels (aka winter lambs), limiting belief structures being overturned, people (or sheep) overcoming different beliefs and coming together, mystery, humor and even a hint of reincarnation
But was done well all the way through and completed the story in a way that was uplifting instead of destructive and also made sense
I cried a lot in a cathartic way. I might go to the next showing
Trigger warning however and a spoiler for sheep detectives:
There is ONE (1) somewhat brutal murder of a sheep. If you’re deep in the grieving process still from GO it might be too soon. Or if you don’t need to witness a talking sheep death for any reason
And yeah so some part of me wants to say the one sheep death was treated with more dignity, honor, love and respect than Crowleys and Aziraphale’s and yes that *might* be my bitterness talking but also maybe I’m not wrong
Today one of the book finding humans Crowley keeps on retainer called with a potential find. It was not easy coming up with an excuse for a solo errand, and Crowley felt the separation keenly.
Apparently so did Aziraphale, because he called several times on his way there, seeking input on some decision or other that they both knew could easily wait until he returned.
The fact that he was finding reasons to call did funny, warm things to Crowley’s insides. He missed his Husband too.
With a first edition Persuasion tucked safely in the glove box, Crowley was the one to call on his way back, flooring the gas pedal and miracling traffic out of his way.
Fortunately Bentley is a highly skilled and experienced car. She made sure she and the distracted speed demon at her wheel arrived home safe and sound.
