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LEGO Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile (and his Heavenly, but certainly not angelic Husband)
Yeah, I'm still struggling with the fandom fallout after GO3 and haven't exactly felt like sharing all my new GO3 LEGO babies in the aftermath, but *gritting my teeth* these babies deserve some love and I hope that there are enough fans left here who will appreciate them *looking around warily*?
If you do, please give them some love. If you don't, just ignore this post and please don't hurt my babies' feelings with any spiteful comments. Seriously, they're trying so hard to bring some joy to this fandom, please don't tread on them. *glares glarefully at anyone even thinking about hurting my babies* Thank you very much!
That being said *putting down the teeny-tiny LEGO shovel*, please enjoy our Ineffable Spouses, sharing an intimate moment (yeah, we wish, I know)!
I bet that Crowley in this wonderful Aziraphale-gifted version of his dream wife Heaven outift must have helped their husband to get dressed up down for his important business trip to Hell, right? Also, still wondering if there was some tartan hidden somewhere... tartan pants maybe? š
For additional pictures and some ramblings about the creation of those two idiots, including credit for the "store-bought" parts...
Honestly, I love these ridiculous costumes to pieces! It's not stated explicitly, but still strongly implied that Aziraphale must have miracled up this exact color-inverted replica of Crowley's usual outfit, right down to all the little details, like the snake skin boots and the snake belt!
Seriously, Crowley's torso was relatively easy to design for me, because it is a copy of his usual outfit, so I dug up my old torso design file and edited the hell out of it (literally) before getting it printed on a Tan LEGO torso. The rounded bottom part of his jacket covering the hips was meticulously cut and folded out of painted paper. The colours actually match better than it looks in these pictures.
The boots were giving me the biggest challenge here! I could not just have them printed on some LEGO legs, because I wanted to use those longer custom legs by Leyilebrick, the only valid option for Crowley in those bloody tight jeans, imo. Ahem.
So, yeah, recreating snake skin boots in LEGO minifigure scale? Shoot me now! Well, the results are far from perfect, but I tried my best. It really would have helped to have hi-res screencaps, but I still haven't found any, so most of the creative process was squinting at blurry enlarged images, a huge dose of 'best guess' and a lot of swearing! Oh, also acrylic markers and masking tape, of course! š¤·
Crowley's hair used to be this custom hairpiece before I painted the hell out of it. Unfortunately it's not available anymore. I'd love to get my hands on more of those pieces for other versions of Crowley!
Credit for the head goes to Minifigs.me! I bought and "beheaded" their Prince of Darkness minifigure, because those round golden sunglasses looked like a great match! I might have taken a teeny-tiny bit of secret pleasure in this act of revenge on behalf of some mistreated bat(s). *looking around innocently* š¦
Ah, Lord Archduke Slorch the Vile, my beloved! Seriously, this costume is so horrible I can't help but love it! How, and I mean how the fuck, could Aziraphale come off genuinely intimidating in this ridiculous Joker mock-up?! Thank you for your acting skills, Michael Sheen! š¤”
People who know me and my bloody annoying perfectionism had a good laugh at my struggle to not get anything about this one perfect. Let his face be smudged. Let his teeth be sharp, but don't try to fix them any further. Let those silver chains dangle crookedly. Let his half gloves look ragged. Use the most ugly colours for his hairpiece (taken from this minifig) and don't worry about a smooth finish. Let his coat and shoulder pads look torn. Let him look horrible and own it! A Master of the Secret Torments, indeed! *still apologizing to my inner Monk who died a million times in the process of making this minifigure*
Anyway, I'm really grateful I had at least one BTS picture to work with here. Slorch's clompy (why isn't that an official word?) boots are hilarious! Initially I used some off-brand legs with printed boots and added some 1x1 plates for the high soles, but it didn't look that great. In addition those legs were too loose for the LEGO hips with the silver belt, making the whole figure fall over again and again, so I ultimately ditched those and just stole a pair of Crowley's long legs (the husbands really don't mind sharing). Since all the printed details from the other legs were almost completely hidden by the coat anyway, this solution works for me.
"Credit" for the head and torso: I took this Joker head and this LEGO torso and ruined modified the shit out of them! No idea if the way I painted the face is suggestion enough of the big mismatched nose, but whatever. Fun fact: if you'd pull off Lord Slorch's coat, you might still find the HARES OF HAVOC print on the backside, which I found too funny to remove! š
All the dangly bits around the hips, the coat itself with its shoulder pads, and the chains dangling form the collar are made of masking tape and painted with acrylic markers. The spiked collar around the neck used to be on of these boring LEGO neck collars before I repurposed it lovingly! šŖ
Hopefully I didn't forget anything important. Feel free to ask if I did.
Post-GO3 Addendum:
If you want to be removed specifically from any future Good Omens 3 LEGO posts, please also let me know! Hopefully I will find the time to share more of my LEGO babies soon, but some of them will be from S3!
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the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
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Still can't get my head round them bothering to set up the Metatron's proposition to Aziraphale so it's shown in discontinuous flashback... for literally no reason whatsoever
THANK YOU. This has been on my mind since S2 came out. Presenting something that way is established filmmaking language for āwe arenāt showing you everything.ā It sets up a mystery. It makes you curious to find out the full story. You know something will be revealed that recontextualizes the bits youāve seen, and you keep watching because youāre dying to know what it is.
Thatās basically what discontinuous flashback is for, in film. You donāt do a sequence that way unless youāre setting up a reveal.
And in Good Omens, they used it to showā¦ a straightforward, linear, objective recounting of events?
So another GO related post sorry just too many thoughts and feelings.
I've read somewhere that NG has put his break-ups in the Final 15. I've also read that Terry was the Angel and NG was the Demon. If that's all true the GO3 looks ridiculously logical and not because NG wanted us to suffer.
He just wanted to be a hero. Someone who gets all the credit, all the sympathy and all the support and everybody must be on his side. He is heartbroken, he knew all along that Aziraphale won't succeed, that the world is broken, he is so lonely and devastated and right and knows everything and moreover he is a former demon (ffs Crowley is not a former demon or best angel what the actual hell?!).
This was never a story about perfect angel and/or demon, not the story about two perfect angels, not the story about perfect and not-so-perfect angels. The characters were beautiful with their flaws and their weaknesses and their strengths. What was amazing was their differences and their commons, that they were 'technically' from different sides and yet has formed their own side. It was about humanity and how we all are shades of grey as these two are! It was about hope and love and variety. It wasn't sad, heroic or doomed. It wasn't bloody dramatic marvel movie with the one and only character sacrificing himself with all the freaking glory. it wasn't the story about freaking NG.
I am just so sad that everyone on the show, production team, Prime, etc had to or chose to follow THAT shit.
I mean I might be wrong but it looks bloody logical and I am so angry about it.
Whatever they wrote in all those empty books would become reality. That thread was there. That solution was ready. All they had to do was write that the Earth wasn't destroyed, that all the angels and demons were retired, no longer beholden to systems (Heaven and Hell) that no longer existed, and that G-d and Satan were never heard from again.
I get that they wrote Them into the bookshop to ask questions, but they could have written Them right back out, right? They could have used the established enormous power of their love to do so much.
Just to let everyone know, the lights will never go out, the bookshop will always be open and thereās an angel and demon waiting inside to have a drink with you.
It feels like they keep telling us itās over, and while, yes, the series is done, that does not mean we have to stop creating. Good Omens has belonged to the fandom for a long time and as long as we keep creating stories and art then Crowley and Aziraphale will never be gone.
I have some big writing projects in the works, but this damn heatwave is melting my brain and I have summer seasonal depression which has made things hard to focus.
Anyway, I know I have made posts like this before, but please donāt stop writing and making art about them.
I didnāt love them because they were soulmates or āmeant to be together in every universeā or because God shipped them.
I loved them because they were two lonely weirdos who found each other all on their own while getting by in a fucked-up little universe. I loved them as an angel and a demon who cobbled together something strange and meaningful between them even when they were never supposed to do that. I loved how they loved each other in spite of the great plan, in spite of a system intended to tear them apart.
I wanted their love story to be one of defiance, not compliance with destiny.
Their love and connection was NOT the most predictable thing in the universe. It was magical and special precisely BECAUSE it wasn't supposed to happen. But they made it happen anyway. Love wins bye
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