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Good Omens is just I show I watch. No obsession here. Nope.
My fictions and what I like about them:
Transcendental. My S3 fix-it because I couldn't just sit there and watch our Angel give up workout putting up a fight. They've always outsmarted heaven, hell and satan, they'd better outsmart god too. Still bittersweet, but less bitter and more sweet. Rated T, 3k.
Current WIP: Rovaniemi Calling, rated M. in collaboration with @lutraslutra. Strangers to lovers human AU, written for the Winter Omens Reverse bang. Fluff, longing and banter!
And I Did. Season 3 fic. Rated E, 85k. I’m incredibly proud of how I plotted this story. It’s my apology dance to Crowley, because when I wrote my first fic I didn’t know what he would do after the final fifteen, but then I knew. It’s all my headcanon in one place, it’s my love letter to humanity, it’s me shouting over and over that we have a choice.
Only Ever Meant For Someone Else. My first human AU. Rated T, 9k. I’m really proud of the banter and the humour in this fic, and of the fact that I fitted a whole complete little romance in less than 10k. It’s a fic I would love to read, which I don’t know if it’s true for any other of my stories.
For Old Times' Sake. Human AU, rated T, 4k. Thus fiction is quite different tin tone to most of my other stories: less banter and dialogue and more bittersweet feels (with a happy ending, of course). It's very dear to my heart.
Angel! Angel! They’re At It Again. Set in a near future where our Ineffable and the world are safe and free. Rated M, 5k. I really love this little fic. I think the humour is great, if I say so myself. It’s my one fic that I wish had (and I think deserves) more love.
On A Date With Tom. Lighthearted meet-cute human AU, full of banter, chaos and bickerflirting. Rated T. 7k. I'm quite proud of the chaotic scene and the humour in this fiction! Quite a few readers told me I made them laugh and I couldn't be happier!
Deluded. Meet cute human AU. Rated M for Misunderstandings, Miscommunication and Mature. I am so very thankful and proud for how nicely this fic was received. Not sure why, since it doesn’t have a particularly elaborated plot, maybe it runs high on emotions? Some humour and some banter? Will they won’t they? Your guess is as good as mine.
The Solstice Dinner, rated E, 42k. My first enemies to lover! I loved writing the banter and the humour in this Goilmore Girls inspired human AU (not a crossover though, and you don't need to be familiar with Gilmore |Girls to enjoy this fic!). But what I loved most about this fiction was collaborating with incredibly talented artist hogs_and_ham! Even if you don't read the fic, please check out her wonderful art!
Second Chances And Second Choices. Post season 2 fic. Rated T, 25k. My headcanon has changed significantly since when I wrote this fic, mainly regarding Crowley. But it’s still my love letter to Aziraphale, and how not to be proud of the first fic you ever wrote and put out there for people to read? I’m just proud that I went and did it, really.
Just A Neighbour I Know. Neighbours, friends to lovers, idiots in love human AU. I wrote this for a friend and I packed it with humour, pining and awkward flirting. Rated T, 14k.
Play By The Rules. Human AU. Rated E, 2k. Every now and then I need to get some smut out of my system before happily going back to my fluff and humour. I feel like this attempt went better than the last one.
In Vino Ludus. Post canon set in a near, safe future. Rated E, 3k. I think it’s a sweet little fiction.
A Little Lighter, After All. Human AU, rated T, 3k. Little fic that came to be because I ran away with three words to be used as a prompt for a writing exercise. Got carried away, that's all.
Never Gonna Fall For. Friends to lovers human AU that I wrote solely because I kept imagining our Ineffables dancing to Modern Love by David Bowie and had to get that image out of my system. Among my fics, this is possibly the one where Crowley and Aziraphale's characterisation is the furthest to how I actually headcanon it, but despite that, I'm not entirely unhappy with it! Rated T, 8k.
An Angel And A Demon Go To A Halloween Party. Post canon fic, set in a near, safe future. rated E, 4k. Eh. Towards the end of this list it’s getting harder and harder to say what I like about my own fics. I guess this was my first fiction entirely revolving around the smut scene. And since I'm not a great smut writer, I think that was pretty brave of me. Does that count?
The Bookshop At The End Of The Universe. Trailer and official promo-inspired fic. Rated T, less than 3k.
My side blogs:
Nice And Accurate Fictions, The nice and accurate lists of di-42's, witch. My recs organised by theme.
di-42 poems, where I share my own Good Omens poems and reblogs others'.
My recs Fictions I've read and what I like about them:
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1. Hello! Firstly let me thank you for the recommendations and all the work that goes into this blog, it's priceless. Secondly I would like to ask if you know a name of one fic I read ages ago. The basic plot was that every time Aziraphele and Crowley touch each other it hurts both of them because they are opposite entities. It was quite melancholic with some yearning and if I remember correctly they could touch freely after the whole body swap. I read it on AO3 but no matter what magic I use with the tags I can't seem to find it. Thank you for your help, wishing you a wonderful day - anon
2. I enjoy this page so much, thank you for its existence. I wanted to ask about a book fic from a long time ago that I cannot find -- it was about Aziraphale helping Crowley shed his skin but in human-shape form. I distinctly recall Aziraphale using a plant mister to spray water lightly onto Crowley's back [onto the gleaming new scales] after helping pull off the shedded skin from his back. It was very hot in a poetic way/vibe. - anon
3. looking for a very nsfw lost fic - it's based on the whole "crowley can feel the bentley" thing and I remember it involved aziraphale actively riding the gear stick - anon
4. Hi! I've been looking for this long fic for ages and all I remember is it's kind of a S3 fix it where at the end aziraphale comes back and kinda reconciles with crowley only briefly becomes the voice of god and she speaks through him. it's kinda scary for crowley and he's worried and afterwards tries to ask muriel or maybe nina? where azira is and if he's okay only to find out he's left for heaven after making contact with god. he's heartbroken again but eventually aziraphale comes back to explain he only went back to sort everything out and now is back for good and has a happy ending. sorry I know this is maybe a bit obscure but I remember it was mainly crowley's pov and he was quite upset and had self esteem issues. thank you! - @htmllost
If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)
Hypothetically, if I were to organise a Book Omens week this year (within the next few months), would anyone contribute to that? It would likely be an Ao3 collection and a designated tag for Tumblr/Bsky/Twitter/Instagram, nothing much more complicated than that.
Please feel free to reblog for numbers! (Also, if anyone would want to help coordinate things if there’s enough interest, feel free to DM me!)
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Hello l am searching for a fic where aziraphale is met with an accident and he had memory loss and he thinks he is married to crowley but they are divorced and l remember gabriel is the doctor in that fic
Can't remember if it was a human au or not if anyone recognises this please do tell it will be of great help 😊
Hi, yes, I believe you're looking for...
Our Lost Time by Izabella95, UnproblematicMe (E)
Aziraphale Crowley awakes in the hospital after an almost fatal accident. But he is lucky and gets away alive and without permanent injuries. The close call sets things into perspective and he wants to fix his strained marriage. His husband, Anthony Crowley - who simply goes by "Crowley" - takes good care of Aziraphale after the accident, but there seems to be an invisible barrier between the spouses. Can Aziraphale save his relationship? What secrets does Crowley keep?
THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE SMALLEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE, AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF FREE WILL, ONE MOLECULE OF SELF DETERMINATION.
Crowley: "Uuuh..."
YOU CAN'T SERPENT, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN ALCHEMIZE THROUGH DESTRUCTION OR THAT SHE CAN WEAVE FROM STARDUST, ITS SOMETHING YOU MAKE TRUE BECAUSE PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT IT IS. YOU USED TO BE SO CLEVER CROWLEY.
Crowley: "Ack, ngk, well...I've just been having a rough time lately..."
YES, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR WEEPY PRINCIPALITY AND TAKE SOME BREAKFAST AND COLLECT YOURSELVES.
Aziraphale:"...there is no where to have breakfast?"
THERE IS, AS LONG AS THERE IS SOMEONE TO EAT IT, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEWHERE TO HAVE BREAKFAST, NOW GO ON, THESE TWO AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG CHAT ABOUT RESPONSIBILITY AND THROWING AWAY PETS WHEN WE'RE BORED OF THEM.
BeccEEE/Becci Barnes (she/her) has been imagining and creating since she was very young, writing her first fiction as a preteen, and evolving into a true author upon her discovery of the Marvel fandom as a young adult. After giving in to temptation and diving into the Good Omens series, Becci immediately - and ineffably - fell in love with our two sillies and hasn’t looked back. Keep reading to learn more about what drives Becci to weave such lovely tales about our favorite ethereal beings.
We asked Becci for a “brief” glimpse into her life away from Good Omens 😁
“Brief? That’s a challenge, but I’ll try.
First things first: I am based in Northern Germany’s prettiest city - Hamburg ⚓
I consider myself a Person Of Many Hobbies. Writing and reading is, of course, up there, as you would expect. I’m playing and mastering DnD and similar games, too. It’s all about telling stories with me, it seems. I play the guitar, since I’ve figured out I’m not too stupid, just left-handed. And occasionally I dabble into other crafts like crochet and sewing.
A lot of my free time, though, I spend with various sports. I am a sprint/short distance triathlete and seasoned artistic roller skater, as well. Why fail at one sport, when you can suck at several!?”
That’s quite a lot of fun and adventurous hobbies! But wait until you hear about what Becci does for a living 😯
“Additionally, my day job is something lots of you have never heard of. I sometimes call myself “professional treasure hunter” which is the greatest euphemism to say: I’m searching for buried, unexploded bombs of World War II. Yes, really. No, I’m not defusing them. I hold a masters degree in geophysics and am therefore a specialist in detecting said UXOs with scientific surveys.
I’m also an expert in time management, because, let’s be real, all of the above wouldn’t be possible otherwise.”
That is incredible!! Searching for “treasure” sounds like a dream 😌 And quite true about time management - it is a difficult skill in and of itself!! So was all this real life activity part of Becci’s great inspiration to begin writing, or were there other factors at play?
“I wish I knew. I’ve been doing it for so long that I can’t remember what brought me to it in the first place. My sisters and I used to play with dolls, and playmobil figurines, and chalk on pavement - always making up our own stories. Later, I’ve spent hours over hours in sandbox games like Sims and Minecraft. It’s always been about creating stories for me, I think.
As for deciding to write for a fandom, I believe a big part of it is loving a fictional world so much I want to explore more of it. Not just consume, but actively dive into it, shape my experience of it and find new unearthed corners. What initially sparks my creativity the most, is the inherent feeling that there is “more” underneath the source. Either an untold romance, or a hidden friendship. Or maybe a What If. Sometimes it’s a cut that makes me feel like there is a missing scene, or an object that makes me wonder how it got there. That’s the reason why I tend to start with canon-compliant/canon-divergent stories first, when I enter a new fandom. Exploring (or sometimes creating) a deeper layer to the thing I fell in love with.”
Fandom can be so very inspiring, and it’s clear that Good Omens has been a great influence for many to begin creating. Becci tells us about how the world of our two ineffables came into her life:
“I have to thank my best friend for that. I’ve known them since middle school, they introduced me to Tumblr as well, and they were a David Tennant fan long before I was. They watched Good Omens first, came sliding into my DMs and basically BEGGED me to watch it. Which I did eventually. Can’t thank them enough for it. They’re responsible for at least half of my Good Omens fics (including my best works) and we often bounce headcanons, ideas or concepts around in our chat. They’re the only one I’m sharing my unfiltered, unpolished, first draft smut with and I gifted them a NSFW Patreon membership for their birthday. Try explaining that kind of relationship to a normal person, lmao.”
Yeah - that might be difficult to explain 😂 While we’re on the topic of ideas and concepts for fics, what are some of Becci’s favorite themes and tropes when creating tales for all the fandom readers?
“That’s a tough one. I like to think I am rather versatile in my writing. As long as I find a story I deem worthy to be told, I will write it, no matter the theme or trope. As stated above, I do gravitate towards canon-compliance or canon-divergence, if that counts as tropes?! Taking canon and then twisting it to my liking is the most fun to me, and also the one thing that sets Fanfiction apart from traditional book writing.
I have a knack for angst, and yet I don’t think you’ll find my portfolio to be very angst-heavy. I also take great enjoyment out of writing Porn with Plot. People clicking on my work for the smut and then getting emotionally wrecked is pretty fun :D”
That last most intriguing theme also aligns perfectly with Becci’s favorite written work of her own 😏:
“I have to say it’s my series “Not A One Night Stand” (NAONS for short). I love the concept so much and I put so much work into making and keeping it canon-compliant, yet smutty and satisfying. Every time I sit down to write a first draft, I surprise myself with how it all falls into place even better than I had anticipated. It gives me the chance to kind of rewrite the original, by filling in the missing bits. It is canon to me, and since the source material has nothing to contradict it, it can be your canon too ;)
With 6 stories and 47k words up to this point, it’s also one of the longest works I’ve published so far. And the final wc will top anything I’ve ever done. I’m a oneshot girly, usually, and longer works tend to get abandoned (so sorry). But I keep coming back to this no matter what and I even re-read it regularly.
If we transcend to other fandoms, When It Rains It Purrs gets an honorable mention, just because of Alpine the Cat :D”
Attention all Marvel fans!! Give Becci a follow for this honorable mention!!
NAONS is not just Becci’s favorite work, as one of our followers had this question:
✨✨Loving the "through the ages" series!! Are you mostly staying with the timelines we've seen, or are you inventing some new ones? And given that there's 14 mentioned in the title of the series - will there definitely be one from 1941 (my beloved era???)
“Thank you so much!! I have some very good news for you.
I am currently working on the first of three(!) stories set in 1941, and yes, we will entirely stay in the canon timeline. I will only invent the in-betweens we haven’t seen (but we know are there).
Actually, let me drop something else, while I have the chance: The title of the series isn’t accurate anymore. Since I started writing, I’ve found more. And that was even before s3 was released… So we’ll end up closer to 20-something parts. Which is insane, now that I think about it.”
Three 1941 stories?? Three smutty 1941 stories? SQUEEEEEE! 🤗And, Becci is even giving us an early preview of this as she tells us about her current works in progress:
“What counts as a WIP? :D
I have first drafts of the next 5 installments of my NAONS series, with one of it being in third revision right now. I have 2 oneshots that have been shelved at second revision with one being another fandom. I also have a full first draft of an original I frequently choose fanfic over. And then there is my “Plot Bunny” doc filled with a bazillion other ideas. Hot contenders for a next big project are a Model AU and an Alpha Centauri Runaway fic. But don’t get your hopes up… NAONS will keep me busy for the next 5 years I guess. So you can have a little preview of the next part, but keep in mind, that it’s not fully edited and polished just yet.”
Oh YES!!! We will take it! Here’s the preview from NAONS - 1941 style:
His knuckles on the wheel were white, the fire in his veins rushing in his ears. Even Aziraphale's words just barely reached him. He was likely still thanking him. Stupid him. Stupid angel. Why would he thank him for putting them both in danger?
“Crowley!” The softness in the exclamation made Crowley’s gaze dart over.
“I said forget it,” he replied to the millionth thanking that was only uttered in Aziraphale’s puppy eyes. Aziraphale’s expression didn't react to the harsh reply. Crowley’s bruskness seemed to just slide off his casing of soft politeness.
Crowley looked away again, focussed on the tacho and hurled them around the debris of a corner building.
“What if I don’t want to forget?” Aziraphale asked and Crowley heard the shifting in his seat next to him. He gripped the steering wheel harder and remained silent. “You did so much… for me tonight.” Crowley heard the omitted “good” clearly. “I want to give you something in return.” His voice had taken on a sweet undertone Crowley knew. It caused little sparks in his veins.
“Don’t,” he said and sped through a roundabout. Aziraphale sighed but didn’t press on. For at least 10 seconds.
“Now what if,” he started again, “What if there is something I want to try, and I need your help with.”
Crowley’s foot on the throttle lifted ever so slightly and they fell just below 90mph. Aziraphale had to register that minuscule acknowledgement of his words because he continued to elaborate. “It’s a matter I need a trusted confidante for and no one would be better suited than you.”
AHHHHHH! Can’t wait for this one to be published!! If you want to keep up with all of Becci’s works, and know when the next story is available, you can subscribe to her on AO3. But inquiring minds want to know… can you find her on other socials???
“They can’t. I mostly just use Tumblr these days. My Bluesky is as good as dead and my Instagram is private. The best way to find my work is definitely either Tumblr or subscribing to me on AO3. I might occasionally post weird stuff outside of your fandom, but I will find my way back eventually.”
We will welcome you anywhere you wish to appear!! And we always ask this, but it’s probably pretty obvious at this point who Becci enjoys pairing up the most for this fandom 😇😈:
“Aziracrow all the way. I like Nina/Maggie, but Crowley and Aziraphale get my full attention. Nothing else has clicked with me the way they have. I can’t explain why… maybe it’s the whole “opposites attract”-deal they have going on, or their “black and white turning into shades of grey”. I’ve always loved flawed and morally grey characters and they just fit this mold perfectly.”
That they are, too!! 🥹 Since we are talking about our beloved duo, let’s hear from another follower who had this question for Becci:
✨✨Do you have a preference for writing either Aziraphale's or Crowley's POV? Why/Why not?
“I am leaning towards Crowley, because I love him snarky and sarcastic while being internally emotional and I think I can channel that well :D But I will not hesitate to switch POVs based on what the story needs more, or what I find more interesting in that specific situation. Sometimes it’s fun to have the reader know the POVs thoughts, sometimes it’s even more fun to have them guessing alongside the POV. I think I’m quite good at writing either by now, so not really a strong preference. But if I had to choose, it would probably be Crowley.”
You definitely write them well, Becci!! Outside of writing all these wonderful stories, does she have any other hidden talents that she shares with our fandom?
“No. Once - in a very brave moment - I shared a song, and I will not elaborate. I have very little time for fandom and I’ve decided to use that time entirely for writing and honing that one craft instead of trying to become a better artist or video cutter, too. (Kinda weird to think like that that about different disciplines of art but then go ahead and do 3 sports in a row…) I love looking at other forms of fandom art, especially fanart and fan comics, and I often think “man, that would be so cool, where can i learn?” But I’ve decided it’s not for me. I’m putting my energy into developing my writing and I hope it pays off.”
Fair enough - there are so many talented creators to support and you are high among them with your work!!! And Becci is not just a GO fanatic, as she tells us about other loves in the fandom world:
“Marvel still has my heart. It’s what made me a writer, and with so many characters I like and pairings I ship, I can find something in there for each and every Idea I might have.
I’ve also grown up with Harry Potter and I can’t shake my emotional attachment. Recently, I’ve discovered why everyone is so into the Marauders. While I’ve not (yet) written anything in that direction, I’ve been reading and loving it, and the fic inspo doc is filling up faster than is healthy.
There are a couple of fandom flings, too. Like Dead Boy Detectives, Our Flag Means Death, BBC Sherlock… probably Heated Rivalry too, if I finally get around to watching it lol.
There are also some fandoms that I love, but haven’t really interacted with yet. Six of Crows and The Hunger Games are among those.”
It’s always wonderful to hear what triggers inspiration - and we hope that Marvel and GO will keep you creating for a very long time, Becci!
Alas, it’s time to wrap up our time with Becci, and she leaves us all with these most encouraging words for those who are also looking to create their own lovely fandom works 🤗
“Over the course of last year, I happened to meet two of my favourite published authors. And I told them that I’m a writer, too. So I want to forward what they said to me, because these words really stuck with me.
”You’re the only one able to write the story you want to tell. So you have to do it.” - T.J. Klune.
”It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful” - V.E. Schwab.
Plus, there is one mantra, I don’t know where I got it from so I will just sell it as mine. Whenever I doubt myself, or my skill, when I feel like the 15 Hits isn’t worth the weeks of work, this is what keeps me going: ”You might be someone’s favourite writer””
Becci, thank you so much for stepping into the Spotlight this week and giving us a peek into your world. You are a favorite, too, and we will all be looking forward to more of your stories!! ☺️❤️
“I love that you’re doing this. I love that you’re spreading fandom joy and that you created this opportunity for everyone to feel like a star. Because everyone who puts themselves out there, and shares a work where they poured their heart into, is a star. It feels like supporting and uplifting each other is now more important than ever and in a way, the essence of fandom.”
Absolutely agree!! All of this fandom’s creators are true stars 🌟
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Hello wonderful Mods. I hope you can help me. I was reading a fic awhile back and it was a Human AU where Aziraphale was a flight attendant who ends up meeting Crowley on one of his flights. That’s all I remember. I was part way through the first chapter but I lost the fic and it didn’t show up in my History. I hope you can help me. Thank you for all you do.
I found a couple of flight attendant Aziraphale and passenger Crowley fics, is it one of these?...
at the airport terminal by bearwonder (E)
Crowley has worked the same soulless job for two decades, and he hasn't had anyone to talk to since his pet snake died a couple years ago. When Industrial Holdings (Holdings) PLC sends him to their annual conference in the US, he expects a week of mind-numbing boredom bookended by two torturous half-days spent in airplanes.
But as fate would have it, an embarrassing mishap leads him to meet an unrelentingly positive flight attendant who smiles at him like he's a real human being, and makes him think that maybe, if he plays this right, he won’t have to die alone.
Come Fly With Me by ineffable_season (E) (WIP)
Aziraphale Fell is a flight attendant who excels at delivering top notch customer service. But when it comes to his relationships outside the aircraft, things tend to crash and burn. After a particularly bumpy breakup, he decides to try a more casual approach to fulfilling his needs on the ground. What he can’t anticipate is that the man of his choosing ends up being a frequent flier to his home base.
Anthony Jay Crowley is a London based architect who is working on a project in New York City. The last thing Crowley expects is to bump into the affable steward at the same bar following his flight. Starved for companionship, Crowley cannot help but be drawn to this man's quiet charms.
What was originally intended as a single night of passion soon turns into a situationship neither one of them feels they can live without. As things become more serious for Crowley, Aziraphale feels like he's headed for an emotional tailspin he's not sure he can pull out of.
Will these two be able to work through past insecurities and current challenges their lifestyles present? Or will they release the controls and allow their hearts to fall to pieces?
read now on AO3: NaturallyTeal’s Dracula: ‘Count Crowley the Impaler’
https://archiveofourown.org/works/86281926
Summary:
Aziraphale J. (short for Jonathan) Harker visits the mysterious Count Crowley in his empty, forbidding castle in Transylvania. Soon, the inexperienced clerk from England has to fight snares of evil and practice constant vigilance to defend his innocence. But the question is: who’s impaling whom here?
Fully written, will be 3k in 5 chapters, will update twice a week
Chapters: 1/5
Fandom: Good Omens - All Media Types, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Characters: Jonathan Harker = Aziraphale, Dracula = Crowley…
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i have been murdered in cold blood by the pining, the desperation and the tenderness of the plausiest deniability kiss ever. willing, not able (G, 2.8k) is a criminally underrated 1941 kiss fic that, once it gets to the action, will stab you, then run you over, then revive your ghost and stab your ghost. 1941 you could have had it alllll
I don't care if this ending was planned last year or 30 years ago. It is still a shit ending for me. Even if we had all 6 episodes, it'd still be shit if what we got in GO3 turns out to be the ending.
That's my stand on this. ✌️ Peace out.
Edit: Even if TP was alive and wrote this Finale, it'd still be shit. Thanks.
You, Dear, At The End Of The World, by fine_things_well_worn, rated T, 23k. Canon divergent AU where Crowley and Aziraphale didn't prevent the apocalypse, or even become friends on earth. Fantastic story with true-to-canon characterisation and a happy ending.
Crowley Has A Volvo, by Savyl. Rated M, 2k. A crack fic if I ever saw one, I laughed so much I couldn't breathe. Written as post canon-now canon divergent, Aziraphale and Crowley are about to travel to new York but Crowley is experiencing a little problem...
Thoughts From The Other Head, another brilliant and hilarious fic by Savyl. Rated E, 1.7k. Conversation between Crowley and his cock and Aziraphale and his cock respectively.
Survival Is Insufficient Without Love, by Bohoteacher. Rated T, 7k. Beautiful and poetic human AU set in a dystopian world.
The Gang Watches Good Omens Season Three, by MxMaxZephirus, rated T, 3k. Absolutely hilarious post S3 fix-it/meta fic. By far, the most uplifting thing I've read post S3. Brilliant.
Crowleech: Love At First Latch, by tvshowsufferer. Rated E, 9k. Fells, trust me, ok? Just, don't be put off by the tags. They are misleading anyway. And so is the summary. Or the title. Yes, Crowley is a leech, but honestly just trust me. If you have to trust me on only one of the fics in this list, make it this one.
By the same author, A Whole Lot Of Woolly Mammoth, rated E, 11k. They are cavemen. I would say more, but after you read Crowleech you'll just want to read this one too.
Accused Be The Tongue, by Panic_CelestialInk, rated T, 20k. Written as post canon-now canon divergent. Crowley is cursed to only speak in Shakespearean quotes.
Knights Of Swords and Knights Of Swords (Reverbed), by ireallyneedmoretea. Two 666 fics set in Camelot, sweet and funny.
Finally, because I can't leave without dropping a self rec, I'll offer my For Old Times' Sake, rated T, 4k. Human AU where they get a second chance twenty years later. I think of this fic as my love letter to middle age.
I've been asked to do one of these several times, mostly for a list of my INEFFABLE LEGO posts, but apparently also for some "important information" about me? Okay, so let's start with the human (presumably) running this blog...
Personal info people seem to find important:
🪪 Name:
I really love and prefer being called "ineffably-queer-book-lover" to any "real" name, but it's a mouthful, so as a shorter nickname "Rainbow" will do (it was bestowed on me by a great kid and I love it, too).
🧑 Pronouns/Gender:
They/Them preferred in public spaces. Gender? What are you, a cop?
🛌 Sexual orientation:
AO3: Explicit | M/M | No Archive Warnings Apply | Complete Work.
(I'm known to stray from these preferences occasionally!)
Bedroom activities: I am very good in bed; I can sleep for hours!
Kinks: Someone declared my love for cilantro a kink! Whatever.
🦖 Age:
Old enough to have been of full age for quite some time, but forever young enough to enjoy things geared towards children!
☢️ Health condition:
3/10. Would not recommend.
There are probably a couple of things still left undiagnosed.
🇪🇺 Location:
Earth, Europe, not London unfortunately.
💌 Contact:
Sorry, my inbox will probably stay closed for the time being (too many scam/porn bots and anon bullshit). You can still message me. Spam/scam messages will result in the sender getting blocked immediately.
Personal stuff that actually matters to me:
🌈 Queer as fuck! Love for all the LGBTQIA+ letters and then some!
🪫 Introverted, anxiety-ridden, and often slow to reply (it's me, not you).
🫥 Known to disappear when stressed-out and/or overwhelmed.
😊 This tumblr is supposed to be a positive and safe space/refuge!
🚫 No fighting here! I have zero spoons left for online bullshit!
❤️ Friends/Mutuals and other loved ones in my life 🧡 Books/Fanfiction 💛 Music 💚 Art/Fanart 💙 Crafts 💜 Photography 🖤 Humour 🤎 Coffee 🩵 Kindness 🩷 All my (mostly custom) LEGO minifigures 🤍 Various fandoms, but mostly Good Omens here
🖕 Neil Gaiman (believe the victims!) 🖕 Queerphobia 🖕 Transphobia 🖕 Bodyshaming 🖕 Racism 🖕 Ableism 🖕 Sexism 🖕 Abuse 🖕 Assholery of any kind 🖕 Passive-aggressive bullshit 🖕 Gen AI 🖕 Some other things (and assholes), too! You get the idea...
All that being said...
And now finally to the really important things I actually love sharing and talking about...
Please enjoy rummaging through the following list of my LEGO creations. I did my best to unearth all of the older posts, but might have missed something, tbh. Just let me know.
Unfortunately tumblr only lets you add 10 of those nifty 'link-with-a-preview' boxes per post, so you'll have to go in 'blindly' with the other ones.
🚨Please enjoy, reblog, like, comment,... but please don't reblog my posts to any communities. Thank you!🚨
My Good Omens original LEGO posts, mostly inspired by and/or reenacting moments from the TV show:
💬 36 🔁 56 ❤️ 223 · LEGO Ineffable Wives (mostly 1960s) · Argh, finally I get to share some pictures of my Ineffable Wives minifigures that
💬 39 🔁 61 ❤️ 195 · Let there be light! · Look at you, you're gorgeous!
Sharing an update on my LEGO Angels Aziraphale and Crowley and the
💬 21 🔁 38 ❤️ 162 · Inconspicuous Meeting (ca. 2013) · “In the background Crowley and Aziraphale met on the tops of buses, and in art galle
💬 38 🔁 36 ❤️ 159 · Welcome new custom Mini!Aziraphale! 😍 · Argh! I'm in love with each and every version of him, seriously! 🥰
Finally got
💬 4 🔁 11 ❤️ 31 · ✨Disco!Tony, my beloved! 🪩 · Argh, finally all the pieces have come together! 🤩🤩🤩
Designing the HEAD took me way longer
💬 23 🔁 36 ❤️ 104 · Their new Espresso-Tea-Maker. Wait, what? That's not what it said on the tin! · No one was more surprised than the new
💬 10 🔁 14 ❤️ 43 · Beware the Ides of March · "Well, the Ides of March are come."
"Aye, they are come, but they are not gone."
Well, my
And a couple more (without the nifty preview boxes):
😊 Be kind to each other!
🐀 The famous deleted British Telekom Tower scene
🎂 Happy GOOD OMENS S2 Anniversary!
🏳️🌈 HAPPY INEFFABLE PRIDE, EVERYONE!
🥂 GO Team Love Project
🐾 Happy Boopoween!
🤝 Together? Together.
🍎 Apple Trend Shenanigans
👶 A Good Omens 3 dream (or vision?)
🖤 That one scene from the GO3 trailer, reenacted in LEGO, quick and dirty (literally)!
📝 When you tell your LEGO babies to mark the date for the finale...
🍷 Happy Birthday (or Happy Trailer Day?)!
My Ineffable Promt-A-Thon (IPAT) entries, feat. my Good Omens LEGO babies and some limericks in the later entries:
👀 Week 01: Eye Contact (Those early shy attempts to participate...)
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Anyone know this fanfiction story?: ||Crowley and Aziraphale are married, have adopted Adam. The fic is written by order of a count down for their time left together as Crowley is going though alzheimers (To be clear c/w for terminal illness)
Yes, this is the fic you're looking for. Mind the tags and archive warnings!!...
A Little Life by GaiasEyes (E)
When Professor of Botany Anthony Crowley met bookshop owner Ezra Fell one November afternoon both knew their lives had irrevocably changed. From that moment forward, Anthony and Ezra’s existence was intertwined. Their story was written in the moments and memories they created as they moved through life’s chapters of coming together, building a family and facing the challenges of being human. This is a story of unconditional love and the joy and humour, obstacles and grief that inevitably come with choosing the same person, day after day, over and over and over again.
Before the Good Omens finale, I compiled a list of my South Downs Cottage stories to share for Fan Fiction Friday. And you know what, Aziraphale and Crowley are still coming to the cottage! And in the cottage, multiple times!!
black/white
👖🤯 1.8K words, Rated E
While lazing on a Sunday afternoon, Aziraphale takes care of Crowley.
how do you like them apples?
🍎🌳 4.9K words, Rated E
Aziraphale and Crowley adjust to a new arrival at their cottage.
talk that sexy talk to me
📞🗣️ 5.2K words, Rated E
Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.
the new old-fashioned way
🍪🎄4.3K words, Rated E
The clock is ticking. The stakes are high. They've never been more incompetent.
Aziraphale and Crowley have themselves a holiday bake off.
to the bone
🌦💦 7.4K words, Rated E
Crowley gets wet. Aziraphale kindly helps him with that.
we shall have the world forever for our own
🏡🦩 63.7K words, Rated M
Aziraphale and Crowley have finally found their forever home after successfully ensuring there is still a “forever” to share. Surely they will integrate perfectly well amongst their new neighbours. Surely.
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