is this really the only good internet left?

yummuy food in bed is great.! unfortunately some evil wizard hascast a spell of one million crumbs in my bed for some reason. scary

🎵 crumbs in the bed crumb facehead🎶

that's the incantation by the way watch out for it

yummuy food in bed is great.! unfortunately some evil wizard hascast a spell of one million crumbs in my bed for some reason. scary

🎵 crumbs in the bed crumb facehead🎶

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If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

A cautionary tale about the growing literacy crisis

Not that "Victorian disease" is any less ominous, let's be real...

Ah, yes, a "Victorian disease" because that was the last time it was killing Londoners at the same rate as Southeast Asian people this very day :) totally not a white supremacist thing or anything, we just only care about diseas when it can potentially effect mostly white people :)

Ooh, the yellow is retroreflective glass tape. That stuff blazes when light shines directly on it (for my first experience with the stuff, see Fiks Reflective, a friend's attempt to keep so goddamn many bicyclists from getting run over by cars at night). That thing must light up like a follow spot.