First Chapter out now of my "What if Ilya and Shane did summer training together?" AU. Starts immediately after The Cottage. Set in show canon for the most part and later follows events in TLG influenced by this change in trajectory.
This story will involve: Shane gaining more friends against his will, Ilya thirst posting about Shane "for the fans," examinations on how Shane's autism and orthorexia influence on their relationship, Ilya's #OttawaGirl, and more!
Summary:
âYou should train together in the off-season.â
Ilya lifted his head off Svetlanaâs lap. âWhat?â
âIf your Canadian really wants to marry you someday, you might as well get used to spending your summers together,â she said, smooth and practical as ever. âYou need to fix your public relationship from rivals to friends, and being publicly seen together will help. You need a new trainer anyway, now that you arenât going to Russia.â
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Or: Svetlana knows who Jane is. And it changes everything because she is smarter than both of these idiots.
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so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.
Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal â which made $264m on filmâs opening weekend â has not stumped up
Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it
looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily
The Harris Casting and Why âIn Jacob We Trustâ Is Not an Argument
I am so tired of people responding to every criticism of Heated Rivalry with âIn Jacob We Trust,â as though making a great first season means every subsequent creative decision is automatically the correct one. Â I love the show, I think Jacob Tierney made some inspired choices; none of that requires me to believe every choice going forward must therefore be brilliant.
The Harris casting is bothering me more the longer I sit with it, (and no, this is not the same thing as TV Ilya not being 6'3" or Scott having dark hair instead of blond. Yes, Book Svetlana is an icy blonde while TV Svetlana is a woman of color, and I'm completely fine with that too). My objection isn't that actors have to look exactly like their book descriptions; it's that when you change something in an adaptation, the relevant question is what do you lose by changing it?
Connor Storrie didn't magically become 6'3" because he gave a great performance; we discovered that Ilya didn't need to be exactly 6'3" for the things that matter about Ilya to remain intact.  François Arnaud's hair can be dark instead of blond without losing anything meaningful about Scott, and Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova being a woman of color expands representation without taking away something important about Svetlana- her being blonde isn't doing any particular work in the story.
Harris being stocky is different, (and I want to be careful not to turn him into something he's not in order to make the argument). Â Harris isn't described as an enormously fat man; he's short, stocky, soft-bodied, and very much not built like a professional athlete, which matters in a world overflowing with professional hockey players and professional hockey bodies. Â Troy is smitten with Harris JUST AS HE IS. Â Harris doesn't need to lose weight, get ripped, get a makeover, or become more conventionally attractive; his body isn't a problem the story needs to solve.
So what do we lose when Harris becomes thin? Â We lose the chance to see a short, stocky, soft-bodied man be the romantic lead, desired just as he is. Â That's something mainstream romantic television gives us far less often than another thin romantic lead, and âJustice Smith might be amazing!â doesn't answer that criticism.
Justice Smith may indeed be amazing. Â I hope he is; he could understand Harris perfectly, have incredible chemistry with Charlie Gillespie, and give the performance of his career, but he will still be thin. âWill Justice Smith be a good Harris?â and âWhat did we lose by making Harris thin?â are separate questions. Â The answer to the first may absolutely be yes, while the answer to the second remains the same: we lost the chance to see Harris's body occupying Harris's romantic space.
Before âJustice can gain weight!â enters the chat: sure, he can, but Justice Smith doesn't owe anybody a physical transformation, and the suggestion almost perfectly illustrates the problem. Â Hollywood has spent decades celebrating the opposite transformation: Chris Pratt goes from soft, doughy Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation to ripped Marvel leading man in Guardians of the Galaxy, and the transformation itself becomes part of his ascent to leading-man status. Â We know that formula: soft guy gets thin and muscular, soft guy becomes leading man. Â Book Harris offered something much rarer: soft guy stays soft, and he was already the romantic lead. Â The whole point is that Harris didn't need to change.
I'm also not buying the argument that casting Justice Smith adds racial representation and therefore criticizing the choice means objecting to that representation. Â I'm glad the show is adding racial representation, but representation is not PokĂŠmon; you don't trade one quality for another until you've "caught them all." Â Unless I'm forgetting something, Troy isn't canonically established as white, so why not cast a Black Troy and a stocky Harris? Â More obviously, Black and stocky aren't mutually exclusive categories (intersectionality exists!), so racial diversity and body diversity were never an either/or proposition in the first place.
Instead, when it came time to put this story on television, the uncommon body was the thing that became optional, and (sarcasm font) funny how often that happens. Rachel in The Girl on the Train is heavier in Paula Hawkins's novel and becomes Emily Blunt on screen; Harold Lauder begins The Stand overweight and becomes substantially thinner in both major television adaptations; Norman Bates in Robert Bloch's Psycho is middle-aged, overweight, balding, and bespectacled, while Hitchcock gave us young, thin, handsome Anthony Perkins. Norman obviously isn't analogous to Harris as representation (nobody is arguing that overweight men desperately needed to see themselves represented as Norman Bates), but he's a striking example of how long adaptations have been comfortable moving characters toward conventional attractiveness.
There's an asymmetry here that's hard to ignore, because we don't seem to get a parade of canonically thin romantic leads becoming stocky because a larger actor happened to give the best audition. Not to say it never happens, but somehow âthe actor doesn't have to look exactly like the characterâ gets invoked a lot more easily when the change moves a character toward Hollywood's preferred body rather than away from it, and then we're told appearance doesn't matter and we should focus on the performance. Â Harris isn't even extraordinarily large, which makes the choice more striking rather than less; apparently even short, stocky and soft can fall outside the conventional romantic-lead template.
We've already seen queer television demonstrate that it doesn't have to work this way. Â Our Flag Means Death populated its entire romantic world with people who look like PEOPLE: different races, ages, genders, heights, faces, bodies, physical abilities, and degrees of conventional attractiveness, without dividing them into âhot people who get to have sexâ and âdiverse people we're very proud of including and who have great personalities.â Â Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi are middle-aged men carrying the central romance; Kristian Nairn is an enormous queer man whose body isn't hidden or treated as a problem; Vico Ortiz is a nonbinary LatinĂŠ actor playing a romantic character; Leslie Jones gets to be powerful, sexual, funny, and terrifying. Â The diversity isn't decoration around the edges of the show; it's built into who gets to be complicated and desirable.
For example- look at Oluwande. Â Samson Kayo does not have a conventional Hollywood leading-man body, and the show never acts as though this requires explanation. Â Olu is kind and funny and competent, Jim is attracted to him, Zheng is attracted to him, and nobody has to deliver a speech explaining that what really matters is what's on the inside. Â He's just a desirable man. Â His race doesn't require the show to make him thin, his body doesn't prevent him from being romantic, and neither one consumes the entirety of his characterization.
Black Pete makes the same point from another direction. Â Matthew Maher doesn't look like the man Hollywood traditionally casts opposite a romantic lead, but Lucius wants Pete; Pete gets sex, tenderness, insecurity, swagger, comedy, and love, and their relationship isn't a joke about Lucius being enlightened enough to overlook Pete's appearance. Pete simply gets to be desired. Â Put Pete and Olu together with Stede and Ed and Jim and Zheng and Wee John and the rest of that beautiful crew, and you get a queer world in which there isn't one approved body for being desirable.
That's the part of Our Flag Means Death that feels so relevant here. Â It didn't prove that audiences will tolerate unconventional bodies if you explain them properly; it simply assumed that all sorts of people can be desirable and trusted its audience to understand that. Â It also makes the âbut Justice adds racial representationâ defense particularly frustrating, because OFMD demonstrates that racial diversity, gender diversity, age diversity, and body diversity can all exist at the same time. Â You don't have to choose which kind of human variety you're willing to put on television.
That's what makes the current Harris situation so frustrating. Â Heated Rivalry didn't have to invent an opportunity to challenge Hollywood's usual beauty standards because Rachel Reid already wrote one for them. Â Harris was right there: short, stocky, soft, funny, kind, and adored by a professional athlete. Â They didn't need to do anything revolutionary; they just needed not to erase what was already on the page.
THAT is where I think the fatphobia criticism has teeth. Â I absolutely don't think somebody necessarily sat in that casting room saying, âWe can't have a fat guy." Â Fatphobia can also look like an industry that has spent decades deciding which bodies audiences will accept as romantic and sexual leads and repeatedly arriving at the same answer; in this case, the departure from the source just happens to move Harris toward the body television already overwhelmingly prefers.
âHe gave the best auditionâ doesn't entirely answer it either, because casting doesn't begin with every actor on Earth competing in some objective Acting Olympics. Â Someone decides which characteristics are essential, what the casting call says, who gets invited into the room, and which departures from the source they're willing to consider. Â At some point, somebody decided Harris being stocky was negotiable; maybe Justice Smith walked in and was so completely Harris that everyone said âthat's him,â and maybe I'll understand exactly what they saw when Season 2 airs, but that doesn't mean nothing was lost in making that choice.
Which brings me back to âIn Jacob We Trust.â Â I think Jacob Tierney did extraordinary things with Heated Rivalry, and some choices people questioned before Season 1 aired worked spectacularly well, but all that means is Jacob Tierney made some extraordinary choices; it does not mean he is infallible. âTrust the showrunnerâ isn't an argument, it's blind worship.
That's also why Rachel Reid's Instagram response bothers me. Â âThinking about all the people last summer who told me the casting for Ilya and Shane was wrong and bad...â doesn't address what people are actually saying about Harris. Â We learned that Ilya being exactly 6'3" wasn't important; Harris being short and stocky mattered to readers because they almost never get to see bodies like that portrayed as uncomplicated objects of desire. Â Maybe, when people tell you that something represented them and they're disappointed to see it disappear, âremember the last time you thought we were wrong?â isn't a particularly good answer.
Justice Smith and Charlie Gillespie may be magical together, and I genuinely hope they are. Â I'll watch the show, I'll probably love the show, and I'll give Justice every opportunity to make me love his Harris, because âWill Justice Smith be a good Harris?â and âWas something valuable lost by making Harris thin?â can both have the answer yes.
And I'll still wish they'd let Harris have Harris's body.
Trying to finish my final paper for class and the evil voice in my head is like âwrite about the Ilya drafted to Montreal AU where Shane teaches him French.â My brain conspires against me daily.
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If you're an American with a disability who receives government assistance, you likely qualify for an ABLE account, or you may starting next
The age of eligibility for an ABLE account, allowing USAmerican disabled people to save up money without losing their government assistance for having âtoo much,â is going to go up to cover disabilities diagnosed by age 46 (currently itâs age 26), meaning a much larger number of people will be able to access them. As the article notes, many Americans donât know these accounts exist, let alone whether they or someone they care for could qualify for one, so please share this information around.
It seems to me it would obviously be better if the âno more than $2000 a monthâ limit were simply removed and disabled people could have whatever savings accounts they chose, but this is heaps better than nothing.
ilya likes roleplay because in his heart if hearts he want to do improv its the closest way u as a jock can get to doing improv like this is a tragedy really
shane likes roleplay because when he was a kid none of the other kids listened to him when they played house and he would be like NO YOU HAVE TO BE THE BROTHER BECAUSE SHES ALREADY THE DAD I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM and now he has a husband that will listen to him blindly and do whatever he says
In order to understand Shane Hollander you have to understand he kept hooking up with Ilya BECAUSE he thought his feelings were not reciprocated. He kept it going specifically because he was sure he would not have to deal with actually being in a relationship with a guy which would require him to actually come to terms with his sexuality.
Its why the moment he realizes there is a chance his feelings are reciprocated on tuna melt day he flees.
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Shane Hollander was a lot of things. Extremely good at hockey, a household name across Canada, particular about his diet, someone who privately found joy in architecture and interior design.
Shane also had what fans jokingly called online an âoral fixation.â One of the Metrosâ girlfriends had sent a video that was just a compilation of Shane putting things in his mouth on camera: Chewing on his mouth guard, biting a pen, gnawing on the strings of his hoodie â the list went on. Shane wasnât supposed to find out about it, but Hayden had asked the young guys what the fuck they were giggling about in the corner and they reluctantly revealed the video of Shane. Heâd spent a week hyperaware of it and tried to stop the habit, but it was hardwired into him at this point.
So yes. Shane liked to have something in his mouth. And his very favorite thing to put in his mouth was Ilyaâs dick, which Shane had confessed to Ilya one night when he was loose-lipped and post-coital. Told him he had thought about being made to hold Ilyaâs dick in his mouth as long as Ilya pleased. Ilya had pinned him to the mattress and told Shane he was lucky that they had already gone a few rounds or Ilya would have taken him again right then.
Shane thought Ilya had forgotten about the whole thing; he was certainly too embarrassed to mention it in the light of day himself. But then Ilya had cornered Shane against the bathroom door one morning before training and said, âDay off tomorrow.â
âYes?â Shane responded, confused. They kept the training calendar posted on the fridge.
âTonight, I have to do boring paperwork for my agent.â
âOkay? What does this have to do with training?â
âI need assistance to keep it interesting,â Ilya said, and put his thumb on Shaneâs lower lip and dragged it down. âBut I canât have you distracting me with talking. Do you think I could find another use for your mouth?â
Shaneâs breathing went shallow as he realized what Ilya was saying. âI have an idea.â The words were muffled by the finger in his mouth.
âGood. Is good thing you wonât have to explain if you have a sore throat tomorrow, no?â Ilya replaced his thumb with his mouth, a filthy kiss that led with tongue. Shane groaned into it and clutched at Ilyaâs bicep. Just as soon as it started, Ilya pulled back and grinned. âTonight, darling.â
Teaser for a smutty side-story to Better Bets Taken, set during their first summer training together. Hope to post the full thing soon when life calms down a little!
I have two major thoughts about the Harris casting:
1. I am a little curious how many people who wanted Harris to be a bear would actively seek out media that is about bigger, hairier gay men? Like are people genuinely invested in it or is it just another thing to be angry about to be angry about? I guess it doesnât surprise me that a show with a primary audience of straight/bi women would cater to their interests and that maybe we need to put our energy toward media that does feature these kinds of characters as the MC? (Would love recs because thatâs certainly not a character Iâm running into on the regular.)
I have nothing against beefing with RR/JT about things (obviously, I complain about issues of ableism and racism), I just wonder if itâs out of genuine interest or just people were never going to happy with the casting.
2. I donât know how I feel about the fact that we now have four characters of color in the show who spend a decent amount of their screen time making sad white men feel better and are most of them love interests â Svetlana, Shane, Fabian, Harris. Especially when we have RR saying that Shane is dumb and has little interiority⌠I really donât want to see these characters of color continue to be reduced their relationship with a sad white man without internal motivations/struggles.
Ohhhh my god, I just realized Shane hasnât had the opportunity to come out to anybody on his own terms, and every time heâs outed heâs further discouraged from coming out to anyone else.
Rose guessed that heâs gay, helps him figure it out himself. Heâs just had his mental wall of âIâll find the right girl eventually and be normal and acceptedâ obliterated.
Technically he comes out to Ilya and gets immediately made fun of bc Ilya didnât get the subtext Shane was saying but tbh thatâs lowkey compared to everything else.
His dad walks in on him and Ilya after almost a decade of hiding it from them and his mom asks him if heâs ever thrown a game.
Hayden makes a joke that is somehow a perfect guess and then when Shane confirms has a meltdown and spends the next couple years visibly praying on Ilyaâs downfall.
He comes out as gay to the metros/voyagers but they noticeably respect him less and make his passion/career harder for him.
He and Ilya get outed via video and his whole life blows up!
His coping mechanisms and hiding make perfect sense HE WAS RIGHT and I want to throw hands about it
"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?
This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.
as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.
I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.
you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.
to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.
it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store
Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets
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Referring to the distinction between those who are and arenât affected by transmisogyny as âarbitrarily constructed gender categoriesâ tells me exactly which of the two you fall into lmao
Her name was Judy-Lynn del Rey. And she became the most powerful editor in science fiction history.
Born in 1943 with achondroplastic dwarfism, Judy-Lynn grew up devouring science fiction in New York City's public libraries. At a time when the genre was dismissed as pulp fiction for teenage boys, she saw something else entirely: the future of storytelling.
She started at the bottomâan office assistant at Galaxy, the most prestigious science fiction magazine of the 1960s. Within four years, she was managing editor.
Then Ballantine Books came calling.
When she arrived at Ballantine in 1973, science fiction and fantasy were afterthoughts in publishing. Fantasy in particular was considered unsellableâunless you were Tolkien. Judy-Lynn thought that was nonsense.
Her first major move was audacious: she cut ties with one of Ballantine's bestselling authors, John Norman, whose "Gor" novels were popular but notoriously misogynistic. It was a risk. She didn't care.
Then came the gamble that changed everything.
In 1976, someone brought her an opportunity: the novelization rights to an upcoming space movie by a young director named George Lucas. Hollywood thought the film would bomb. Studio executives were skeptical. Most publishers passed.
Judy-Lynn said yes.
The Star Wars novelization sold 4.5 million copies before the movie even premiered.
She would later call herself the "Mama of Star Wars."
In 1977, she launched Del Rey Booksâher own imprint, with her husband Lester editing fantasy while she oversaw everything else. Their first original novel was Terry Brooks's The Sword of Shannara. It became a phenomenon.
She didn't stop there.
Remember The Princess Bride? The original 1973 novel had flopped. It was headed for obscurity. Judy-Lynn rescued it, reissuing it in 1977 with a striking gate-fold cover and an aggressive marketing campaign. Without her intervention, there might never have been a movie.
She published the Star Trek Log series. She championed Stephen R. Donaldson's Thomas Covenant trilogyâconvincing Ballantine to release all three books on the same day from a completely unknown author. Unprecedented.
She published Anne McCaffrey's The White Dragonâthe first science fiction novel ever to hit #1 on the New York Times bestseller list.
And she did all of this while competitors called her imprint "Death-Rey Books"âbecause she was utterly dominant.
Between 1977 and 1990, Del Rey Books had 65 titles reach bestseller lists. That was more than every other science fiction and fantasy publisher combined.
Arthur C. Clarke called her "the most brilliant editor I ever encountered."
Philip K. Dick went further: "The greatest editor since Maxwell Perkins"âthe legendary editor of Hemingway and Fitzgerald.
But here's what burns: the science fiction community never nominated her for a Hugo Award while she was alive. Not once. The men who ran the industry praised her in private and overlooked her in public.
In October 1985, Judy-Lynn suffered a brain hemorrhage. She died four months later, at 42.
Only then did the Hugo committee vote to give her the Best Professional Editor award.
Her husband Lester refused to accept it.
He said Judy-Lynn would have objectedâthat it was given only because she had just died. That it came too late.
He was right.
Judy-Lynn del Rey transformed science fiction from a niche hobby into a cultural force. She made fantasy into a mainstream publishing category. She bet on Star Wars when no one else would. She saved The Princess Bride from oblivion. She published the first #1 New York Times science fiction bestseller.
She did all of this standing 4'1" tall in an industry run by men who underestimated her at every turn.
The next time you pick up a fantasy novel, or watch a Star Wars movie, or quote The Princess Brideâ