First Chapter out now of my "What if Ilya and Shane did summer training together?" AU. Starts immediately after The Cottage. Set in show canon for the most part and later follows events in TLG influenced by this change in trajectory.
This story will involve: Shane gaining more friends against his will, Ilya thirst posting about Shane "for the fans," examinations on how Shane's autism and orthorexia influence on their relationship, Ilya's #OttawaGirl, and more!
Summary:
“You should train together in the off-season.”
Ilya lifted his head off Svetlana’s lap. “What?”
“If your Canadian really wants to marry you someday, you might as well get used to spending your summers together,” she said, smooth and practical as ever. “You need to fix your public relationship from rivals to friends, and being publicly seen together will help. You need a new trainer anyway, now that you aren’t going to Russia.”
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Or: Svetlana knows who Jane is. And it changes everything because she is smarter than both of these idiots.
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Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.
Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.
So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.
Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about
It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.
And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.
my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits
vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.
Still can't over that 'What happened to your beautiful face' scene from the movie 😭 Makes me wonder if Zuko ever had the chance to comment about it off-screen 👀
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so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.
Swedish nonprofit alleges cost to repair replica was $6,000 but Universal – which made $264m on film’s opening weekend – has not stumped up
Concerns about prop disposal as filming on new Nolan film comes to a close | www.italianinsider.it
looking for a news outlet to pick up the archeologist drama over this but you can google the practical effects used for the cyclops and find the pictures pretty easily
The Harris Casting and Why “In Jacob We Trust” Is Not an Argument
I am so tired of people responding to every criticism of Heated Rivalry with “In Jacob We Trust,” as though making a great first season means every subsequent creative decision is automatically the correct one. I love the show, I think Jacob Tierney made some inspired choices; none of that requires me to believe every choice going forward must therefore be brilliant.
The Harris casting is bothering me more the longer I sit with it, (and no, this is not the same thing as TV Ilya not being 6'3" or Scott having dark hair instead of blond. Yes, Book Svetlana is an icy blonde while TV Svetlana is a woman of color, and I'm completely fine with that too). My objection isn't that actors have to look exactly like their book descriptions; it's that when you change something in an adaptation, the relevant question is what do you lose by changing it?
Connor Storrie didn't magically become 6'3" because he gave a great performance; we discovered that Ilya didn't need to be exactly 6'3" for the things that matter about Ilya to remain intact. François Arnaud's hair can be dark instead of blond without losing anything meaningful about Scott, and Ksenia Daniela Kharlamova being a woman of color expands representation without taking away something important about Svetlana- her being blonde isn't doing any particular work in the story.
Harris being stocky is different, (and I want to be careful not to turn him into something he's not in order to make the argument). Harris isn't described as an enormously fat man; he's short, stocky, soft-bodied, and very much not built like a professional athlete, which matters in a world overflowing with professional hockey players and professional hockey bodies. Troy is smitten with Harris JUST AS HE IS. Harris doesn't need to lose weight, get ripped, get a makeover, or become more conventionally attractive; his body isn't a problem the story needs to solve.
So what do we lose when Harris becomes thin? We lose the chance to see a short, stocky, soft-bodied man be the romantic lead, desired just as he is. That's something mainstream romantic television gives us far less often than another thin romantic lead, and “Justice Smith might be amazing!” doesn't answer that criticism.
Justice Smith may indeed be amazing. I hope he is; he could understand Harris perfectly, have incredible chemistry with Charlie Gillespie, and give the performance of his career, but he will still be thin. “Will Justice Smith be a good Harris?” and “What did we lose by making Harris thin?” are separate questions. The answer to the first may absolutely be yes, while the answer to the second remains the same: we lost the chance to see Harris's body occupying Harris's romantic space.
Before “Justice can gain weight!” enters the chat: sure, he can, but Justice Smith doesn't owe anybody a physical transformation, and the suggestion almost perfectly illustrates the problem. Hollywood has spent decades celebrating the opposite transformation: Chris Pratt goes from soft, doughy Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation to ripped Marvel leading man in Guardians of the Galaxy, and the transformation itself becomes part of his ascent to leading-man status. We know that formula: soft guy gets thin and muscular, soft guy becomes leading man. Book Harris offered something much rarer: soft guy stays soft, and he was already the romantic lead. The whole point is that Harris didn't need to change.
I'm also not buying the argument that casting Justice Smith adds racial representation and therefore criticizing the choice means objecting to that representation. I'm glad the show is adding racial representation, but representation is not Pokémon; you don't trade one quality for another until you've "caught them all." Unless I'm forgetting something, Troy isn't canonically established as white, so why not cast a Black Troy and a stocky Harris? More obviously, Black and stocky aren't mutually exclusive categories (intersectionality exists!), so racial diversity and body diversity were never an either/or proposition in the first place.
Instead, when it came time to put this story on television, the uncommon body was the thing that became optional, and (sarcasm font) funny how often that happens. Rachel in The Girl on the Train is heavier in Paula Hawkins's novel and becomes Emily Blunt on screen; Harold Lauder begins The Stand overweight and becomes substantially thinner in both major television adaptations; Norman Bates in Robert Bloch's Psycho is middle-aged, overweight, balding, and bespectacled, while Hitchcock gave us young, thin, handsome Anthony Perkins. Norman obviously isn't analogous to Harris as representation (nobody is arguing that overweight men desperately needed to see themselves represented as Norman Bates), but he's a striking example of how long adaptations have been comfortable moving characters toward conventional attractiveness.
There's an asymmetry here that's hard to ignore, because we don't seem to get a parade of canonically thin romantic leads becoming stocky because a larger actor happened to give the best audition. Not to say it never happens, but somehow “the actor doesn't have to look exactly like the character” gets invoked a lot more easily when the change moves a character toward Hollywood's preferred body rather than away from it, and then we're told appearance doesn't matter and we should focus on the performance. Harris isn't even extraordinarily large, which makes the choice more striking rather than less; apparently even short, stocky and soft can fall outside the conventional romantic-lead template.
We've already seen queer television demonstrate that it doesn't have to work this way. Our Flag Means Death populated its entire romantic world with people who look like PEOPLE: different races, ages, genders, heights, faces, bodies, physical abilities, and degrees of conventional attractiveness, without dividing them into “hot people who get to have sex” and “diverse people we're very proud of including and who have great personalities.” Rhys Darby and Taika Waititi are middle-aged men carrying the central romance; Kristian Nairn is an enormous queer man whose body isn't hidden or treated as a problem; Vico Ortiz is a nonbinary Latiné actor playing a romantic character; Leslie Jones gets to be powerful, sexual, funny, and terrifying. The diversity isn't decoration around the edges of the show; it's built into who gets to be complicated and desirable.
For example- look at Oluwande. Samson Kayo does not have a conventional Hollywood leading-man body, and the show never acts as though this requires explanation. Olu is kind and funny and competent, Jim is attracted to him, Zheng is attracted to him, and nobody has to deliver a speech explaining that what really matters is what's on the inside. He's just a desirable man. His race doesn't require the show to make him thin, his body doesn't prevent him from being romantic, and neither one consumes the entirety of his characterization.
Black Pete makes the same point from another direction. Matthew Maher doesn't look like the man Hollywood traditionally casts opposite a romantic lead, but Lucius wants Pete; Pete gets sex, tenderness, insecurity, swagger, comedy, and love, and their relationship isn't a joke about Lucius being enlightened enough to overlook Pete's appearance. Pete simply gets to be desired. Put Pete and Olu together with Stede and Ed and Jim and Zheng and Wee John and the rest of that beautiful crew, and you get a queer world in which there isn't one approved body for being desirable.
That's the part of Our Flag Means Death that feels so relevant here. It didn't prove that audiences will tolerate unconventional bodies if you explain them properly; it simply assumed that all sorts of people can be desirable and trusted its audience to understand that. It also makes the “but Justice adds racial representation” defense particularly frustrating, because OFMD demonstrates that racial diversity, gender diversity, age diversity, and body diversity can all exist at the same time. You don't have to choose which kind of human variety you're willing to put on television.
That's what makes the current Harris situation so frustrating. Heated Rivalry didn't have to invent an opportunity to challenge Hollywood's usual beauty standards because Rachel Reid already wrote one for them. Harris was right there: short, stocky, soft, funny, kind, and adored by a professional athlete. They didn't need to do anything revolutionary; they just needed not to erase what was already on the page.
THAT is where I think the fatphobia criticism has teeth. I absolutely don't think somebody necessarily sat in that casting room saying, “We can't have a fat guy." Fatphobia can also look like an industry that has spent decades deciding which bodies audiences will accept as romantic and sexual leads and repeatedly arriving at the same answer; in this case, the departure from the source just happens to move Harris toward the body television already overwhelmingly prefers.
“He gave the best audition” doesn't entirely answer it either, because casting doesn't begin with every actor on Earth competing in some objective Acting Olympics. Someone decides which characteristics are essential, what the casting call says, who gets invited into the room, and which departures from the source they're willing to consider. At some point, somebody decided Harris being stocky was negotiable; maybe Justice Smith walked in and was so completely Harris that everyone said “that's him,” and maybe I'll understand exactly what they saw when Season 2 airs, but that doesn't mean nothing was lost in making that choice.
Which brings me back to “In Jacob We Trust.” I think Jacob Tierney did extraordinary things with Heated Rivalry, and some choices people questioned before Season 1 aired worked spectacularly well, but all that means is Jacob Tierney made some extraordinary choices; it does not mean he is infallible. “Trust the showrunner” isn't an argument, it's blind worship.
That's also why Rachel Reid's Instagram response bothers me. “Thinking about all the people last summer who told me the casting for Ilya and Shane was wrong and bad...” doesn't address what people are actually saying about Harris. We learned that Ilya being exactly 6'3" wasn't important; Harris being short and stocky mattered to readers because they almost never get to see bodies like that portrayed as uncomplicated objects of desire. Maybe, when people tell you that something represented them and they're disappointed to see it disappear, “remember the last time you thought we were wrong?” isn't a particularly good answer.
Justice Smith and Charlie Gillespie may be magical together, and I genuinely hope they are. I'll watch the show, I'll probably love the show, and I'll give Justice every opportunity to make me love his Harris, because “Will Justice Smith be a good Harris?” and “Was something valuable lost by making Harris thin?” can both have the answer yes.
And I'll still wish they'd let Harris have Harris's body.
Trying to finish my final paper for class and the evil voice in my head is like “write about the Ilya drafted to Montreal AU where Shane teaches him French.” My brain conspires against me daily.
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It seems to me it would obviously be better if the “no more than $2000 a month” limit were simply removed and disabled people could have whatever savings accounts they chose, but this is heaps better than nothing.
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ilya likes roleplay because in his heart if hearts he want to do improv its the closest way u as a jock can get to doing improv like this is a tragedy really
shane likes roleplay because when he was a kid none of the other kids listened to him when they played house and he would be like NO YOU HAVE TO BE THE BROTHER BECAUSE SHES ALREADY THE DAD I DONT MAKE THE RULES I JUST ENFORCE THEM and now he has a husband that will listen to him blindly and do whatever he says
In order to understand Shane Hollander you have to understand he kept hooking up with Ilya BECAUSE he thought his feelings were not reciprocated. He kept it going specifically because he was sure he would not have to deal with actually being in a relationship with a guy which would require him to actually come to terms with his sexuality.
Its why the moment he realizes there is a chance his feelings are reciprocated on tuna melt day he flees.
Shane Hollander was a lot of things. Extremely good at hockey, a household name across Canada, particular about his diet, someone who privately found joy in architecture and interior design.
Shane also had what fans jokingly called online an ‘oral fixation.’ One of the Metros’ girlfriends had sent a video that was just a compilation of Shane putting things in his mouth on camera: Chewing on his mouth guard, biting a pen, gnawing on the strings of his hoodie — the list went on. Shane wasn’t supposed to find out about it, but Hayden had asked the young guys what the fuck they were giggling about in the corner and they reluctantly revealed the video of Shane. He’d spent a week hyperaware of it and tried to stop the habit, but it was hardwired into him at this point.
So yes. Shane liked to have something in his mouth. And his very favorite thing to put in his mouth was Ilya’s dick, which Shane had confessed to Ilya one night when he was loose-lipped and post-coital. Told him he had thought about being made to hold Ilya’s dick in his mouth as long as Ilya pleased. Ilya had pinned him to the mattress and told Shane he was lucky that they had already gone a few rounds or Ilya would have taken him again right then.
Shane thought Ilya had forgotten about the whole thing; he was certainly too embarrassed to mention it in the light of day himself. But then Ilya had cornered Shane against the bathroom door one morning before training and said, “Day off tomorrow.”
“Yes?” Shane responded, confused. They kept the training calendar posted on the fridge.
“Tonight, I have to do boring paperwork for my agent.”
“Okay? What does this have to do with training?”
“I need assistance to keep it interesting,” Ilya said, and put his thumb on Shane’s lower lip and dragged it down. “But I can’t have you distracting me with talking. Do you think I could find another use for your mouth?”
Shane’s breathing went shallow as he realized what Ilya was saying. “I have an idea.” The words were muffled by the finger in his mouth.
“Good. Is good thing you won’t have to explain if you have a sore throat tomorrow, no?” Ilya replaced his thumb with his mouth, a filthy kiss that led with tongue. Shane groaned into it and clutched at Ilya’s bicep. Just as soon as it started, Ilya pulled back and grinned. “Tonight, darling.”
Teaser for a smutty side-story to Better Bets Taken, set during their first summer training together. Hope to post the full thing soon when life calms down a little!
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I have two major thoughts about the Harris casting:
1. I am a little curious how many people who wanted Harris to be a bear would actively seek out media that is about bigger, hairier gay men? Like are people genuinely invested in it or is it just another thing to be angry about to be angry about? I guess it doesn’t surprise me that a show with a primary audience of straight/bi women would cater to their interests and that maybe we need to put our energy toward media that does feature these kinds of characters as the MC? (Would love recs because that’s certainly not a character I’m running into on the regular.)
I have nothing against beefing with RR/JT about things (obviously, I complain about issues of ableism and racism), I just wonder if it’s out of genuine interest or just people were never going to happy with the casting.
2. I don’t know how I feel about the fact that we now have four characters of color in the show who spend a decent amount of their screen time making sad white men feel better and are most of them love interests — Svetlana, Shane, Fabian, Harris. Especially when we have RR saying that Shane is dumb and has little interiority… I really don’t want to see these characters of color continue to be reduced their relationship with a sad white man without internal motivations/struggles.
Ohhhh my god, I just realized Shane hasn’t had the opportunity to come out to anybody on his own terms, and every time he’s outed he’s further discouraged from coming out to anyone else.
Rose guessed that he’s gay, helps him figure it out himself. He’s just had his mental wall of “I’ll find the right girl eventually and be normal and accepted” obliterated.
Technically he comes out to Ilya and gets immediately made fun of bc Ilya didn’t get the subtext Shane was saying but tbh that’s lowkey compared to everything else.
His dad walks in on him and Ilya after almost a decade of hiding it from them and his mom asks him if he’s ever thrown a game.
Hayden makes a joke that is somehow a perfect guess and then when Shane confirms has a meltdown and spends the next couple years visibly praying on Ilya’s downfall.
He comes out as gay to the metros/voyagers but they noticeably respect him less and make his passion/career harder for him.
He and Ilya get outed via video and his whole life blows up!
His coping mechanisms and hiding make perfect sense HE WAS RIGHT and I want to throw hands about it