You are perfect just the way you are

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

god reading old feminist theory is wild because you'll be nodding along and then they break out the old "lesbians doing bdsm is misogyny because that's man stuff" chestnut

ladies is it patriarchy when women fuck each other

idk it's not like I'd ever argue that women can't be misogynists or enforce patriarchy on each other like obviously they can and do. but also it's soooo funny to sincerely try to argue that no woman would ever want to fingerblasted if not for the masculine scourge tainting her mind and tricking her into thinking penetration is good. lady I'm sorry but sometimes it hits.

and then of course there's everyone's least favorite game: What Has This Author Said About Trans Women In The 20-40 Years Since This Publication

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

threesome except its me, you, and the reassurance i needed