You are perfect just the way you are

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

okay first of all unclench your jaw

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

they should invent a drug that makes you talk normaler so people like you

It’s fascinating hearing how other people think. My dad says he has to think of a full sentence word for word before he says it whereas I don’t know what I’m gonna say until I’ve already said it.

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard