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did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

that saultry little binch in STILL in the bottom lsft

the reason the franklin expedition failed wasn’t the scurvy or the lead or the path taken or starvation. it was the collective unconscious’s love of poetic tragedy. the universe just could not resist incurring the demise of such a grand romantic failure. if they wanted to survive they shouldn’t have represented the folly of colonial enterprise, simple as

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

“Wait, oh, haha! Wait that’s so funny. Wait I know the perfect meme for that. Hang on. Hang on. I’ll find it. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. FOUN—wait it’s not this one. Just a sec just a sec I’ll find it. Hang on I’m asking in discord. My friend Bean will know. Hang on. It’s so funny really just hang on.”

“Sooooooo, sorry that took so long. Bean DID find the meme but turns out it’s way meaner than I remembered it. Yeah the text is way meaner. I meant it like, nice-style. I probably shouldn’t show you. Or I should? I could show you but imagine the text was nicer because that’s how I was remembering it. Wait I could edit the text. Yeah I think I can edit it on my phone. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.”

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Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

What no one warned me about when I got into Discworld is that Terry Pratchett would completely ruin all my future footnote experiences. Now, whenever I read a book (even if it is an academic text!!) and see a superscripted number, my monkey brain makes my eyes drop to the bottom of the page asap, expecting a funny, poignant, memorable, and potentially life-altering little treat, and instead I get hit every time with the soul-crushing disappointment of McFarthy, G. et al. (1997)

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱