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You join Mary at the dining table, wincing as you sit. At least your soiled diaper makes for an effective cushion.
"Once again, I am SO sorry."
Martha has a notebook open and has already filled a page with hastily written notes. She's practically vibrating with excitement.
The windows have all been opened and the air is starting to clear, as is your head. You can't believe you spent all day watching cartoons without even noticing that the fruity smell was somehow limiting your mental faculties. It was a correlation Mary noticed immediately.
"Tell me, what you were doing about when you first encountered this thing?"
You motion to your pacifier and swallow more cum.
"Oh, right, I forgot about that." She gingerly pulls in the ring and it effortlessly slips from your mouth.
You stretch your jaw and taste fresh clean air for the first time that day. Your mouth feels weirdly empty and numb.
You clear your throat. "Ah wath sheeping." You blush at your toddler-like lisp. You rub your throat and try again, focusing hard on your pronunciation. "Ai wath sweepig."
"Interesting." She writes a few more sentences. "Mouth and throat numb?"
You nod. You're trying to remain calm. This had better not be permanent.
"Don't worry, feeling should come back within an hour. I'd wager that your binky secretes some kind of topical anaesthetic."
"Back to my original hypothesis though, what were you dreaming about?"
You shrug. You rarely remember your dreams, especially when you happen to wake up with slime monsters in your bed.
"Hmm. Say the first word that comes into your mind as quickly as you can. Do not hesitate." She pauses and waits for you to prepare yourself. "Baby"
"Giwl." You hate everything about how you sound.
"Babygirl diapers are:.."
"Pink" At least you could say that one correctly.
She laughs. "Why do you think that? You must not know much about babies."
"Becuth babieth aw shtikey n methy." You say. "I dunno wha they thmew wike."
"Personally, I think of a mix of baby powder, lavender scented wipes, and stale urine, but that's just me."
She writes for a bit then turns her attention back to you. "So...If I'm right, your diaper appears to be some kind of parasitic corprophage with some kind of low level telepathic ability. You were asleep in your tent when it either saw a baby in your dream or skimmed your subconscious to learn what you expect a baby to look like, then it latched onto you and has been trying to camoflage itself in ways that make you look and smell like your expectations of a baby. Unfortunately you know nearly nothing of babies, so it looks more like fetish stuff than an actual diaper."
"buh whya baybe?" You ask.
"Looking like babies is way more common in nature than you might think. This kinda reminds me of a species of caterpillar that emits pheromones to make ants think it's an ant larvae. They bring it into their home and give it food and protection. It'll do whatever it can to convince others to care for you. I'd wager the smell it releases when it digests contains all kinds of pheromones."
She returns to her notes "It must be able to skim mental pictures. Last night I said you were missing a penis-shaped pacifier and voila!" She motions toward the pacifier. "The exterior is exactly how I imagined it. The penis part though isn't from my imagination though."
"It'th my penith." You admit. "it wepwicated me."
"Makes sense. It's probably the only human penis it knew of." She laughs. "It could be worse. It could be a deer or bear penis!" You don't find it funny.
"How do we wemove it?" You ask. That's the only thing you actually want to know.
"Well, I have some ideas that we can try. Most external parasites like ticks, leeches, and mosquitoes drop off after they eat as much as they can hold. They're also repelled by citronella leaves, and lots of animals are repelled by capsaicin. Unfortunately, the outside of your diaper appears to have a waterproofband membrsne and most likely filters all the water it absorbs via that same membrane"
"So the only way to expose it to stuff it doesn't like is to feed it to you first. It'll taste like shit, and you'll have to eat a LOT of it, but it's your best bet at getting rid of this thing."
She stands up and stretches. "Go ahead and watch some more cartoons. I'll make your dinner."
Your pacifier pulses, and a dribble of cum runs down the front of your shirt.
Mary winces. "That's fucking nasty." She uses to fingers to pick up the pacifier and pushes it into your mouth. "Sorry, but I am NOT cleaning jizz off my floors and furniture, and trust me, you'll want your mouth to be numb for what you're about to eat."
Dinner turned out to be a massive pot of oatmeal, gallons of the stuff, laced with an entire bottle of laxatives, enough hot sauce to make it orange, and several handfuls of purreéd citronella leaf.
"Before you eat, I have one precaution." She went to her hallway closet and returned with something rectangular. "I still have this from when I did babysitting." She sets it down and unfolds a collapsible playpen. "Well, get in."
You look at her, was she serious?
"Listen, if this thing jumps off of you it will need to be contained. Get in...unless you have some other kind of containment you prefer."
You sigh, and climb over the side and sit on the thin rubber mattress. She removes your pacifier and scoops a heaping helping into a bowl.
"Alright, here comes the airplane!" She teases, She brings a heaping spoonful of the mush to your mouth.
The meal does indeed taste like shit. Even with your numb mouth and throat you can taste it. It's so spicy that your eyes are watering and you're coughing after every spoonful. The citronella is so bitter that it makes you gag. The meal goes on for hours with breaks to drink water and suck your pacifier while your stomach settles and makes room for more.
That's all you do for the rest of the evening. Eat, drink, suck your own cum from your own penis, then repeat.
You have never eaten so much in your life! Mary just keeps shoveling spoonful after spoonful into you. Multiple times you try to cover your mouth or move, but she just grabs your nose, forces your head back, and waits for you to gasp for air to shove even more spicy bitter gruel into you.
Halfway through the oatmeal, your stomach is churning and gurgling loudly.
By midnight your face and shirt are covered with spicy burning oatmeal. Mary seems feverishly obsessed with separating you from this new lifeform so she can study it. Her hand keeps a death grip on your nose and your every breath comes at the cost of a mouthful of cold, bitter, spicy slop.
"All done!" She says, showing you the empty pan. She picks up a wet washcloth and begins wiping you down. Your skin is red wherever spilled oatmeal lingered too long.
"Now you're to hold it all in until you can't anymore. We want to really feed this thing more than it can possibly handle, which may require multiple feedings like this."
"Yes, your next feeding will be in...say...three hours."
She either doesn't hear you or doesn't care. "I'm out of oatmeal now. I guess I can use Lentils? There's some frozen veggies I can blend too..."
She turns her attention to you and she looks almost like she's in a daze. She reaches for your pacifier and pushes it into your mouth.
She stares at you, then blinks a few times and shakes her head.
"Have you...been having weird thoughts? Ones you wouldn't normally have? Strange words or hypotheticals jumping in front of your mind's eye?" She asks.
You shake your head and swallow more yummy cum. Your tummy rubles and you know you'll soon be going potty in your dipee.
She closes the windows and latches them for the night, then heads to her bedroom for a quick three-hour nap. For a just a moment you think you smell lavender and baby powder.
While she's sleeping you're wracked by cramps. The playpen is far too small to lay down, or spread out. The most comfortable position is curled into a loose fetal position, but you aren't there long enough to sleep.
The urge is too strong to resist and hits you suddenly. You're powerless to stop the torrent. You barely manage to get into a crouching position before you start filling your diaper. It floods the back of the diaper in an instant and erumpts as hot, spicy diarrhea. Your diaper swells and droops until it's touching the surface of the mattress.
For a brief moment an image flashes into your head, it's from one of the cartoons you had been watching yesterday. It had a bunch of smiling animals with "potty time" in big colorful letters.
Your penis starts being stimulated to reward you and you drop to all fours as more hot spicy diarrhea floods the front of your diaper. It's so icky you want to throw up and it burns so bad!
Cramp after cramp pushes more into your ever swelling dipee. Touching your knees together is impossible. The only comfortable position you can find is on your back, your legs spread wide as you sweat and strain. Your mess now exceeds the original size of the creature. If this fails, it'll be eating for days while you suffer from an insanely bad case of diaper rash.
Just when you think you're done Mary's alarm goes off. She walks into the kitchen and scratches the top your head affectionately. "Wow, sure looks like you had a very productive time!" She giggles. "Let's try just one more feeding, okay Sweetie?"
"Mmmph!" You are NOT 'Sweetie'!
She's already turned to the fridge, she either doesn't notice your protest or she doesn't care.
Through the mesh of the playpen you watch her empty a bag of frozen veggies, an entire bottle of bright yellow hot sauce, a few zucchinis and a box of raisins into the blender. She purèes it into a smooth paste then pors it into a big pot with four cups of dried lentils and eight cups of water.
She opens a bottle of chili powder sprinkles some into the pot, then pauses in thought before dumping the entire container into the lentils followed by a tin of red pepper flakes. She opens the apartment door and retrieves a plastic bag from CVS. She must have ordered the delivery before going to sleep. She pours a bottle of milk of magnesium, a handful of Senna tablets and a bottle of castor oil into your upcoming breakfast. She finishes it off with a stick blender, turning it all into a homogeneous thick slop.
The smell of it cooking is absolutely abhorrent. Your stomach turns at the thought of even a single spoonful in your mouth, eating almost a gallon of it sounds downright impossible.
When she returns it's with a mixing bowl full of your food. She scoops up a large heaping spoonful of the slop and removes your pacifier.
"Are you going to be good and eat all your food or do I need to hold your nose and force feed you again?" She asks.
Your options are limited
Fight back! You AREN'T eating that slop!
Accept your feeding and open your mouth. She knows best!
She's acting all weird! This isn't right!
Voting ended onJul 10