Trouble #6

DARE by gorillaz might be the perfect song

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

WHICH ONE OF US GOT HIM?!?!?

many of the horny posts on here are written as if the author knows of sex more as a theoretical framework than an act one can actually perform

what's not theoretical is how I made your mum's bed frame work last night

thank you for fixing her bed frame up. i was worried she wouldn't have a place to sleep since it stopped working. load off my mind. now i can finally spare the time to have sex with your mother

your cat was an honor to see in the window

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Nothing good.

if I made a movie about Joan of Arc id hire the hairiest fattest buffest covered-in-tattoos trans man to play Joan and it would be like Baz Lurmans R+J except about west coast cholos, and Joan would have a really sick la virgen neck tat , and all his hynas would be weeping their eyeliner off when he's on the stake

if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die

we're not sex toys we're people 👍

oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry

it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have? she's just a sex toy, you can just throw her out