Trouble #6

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

hi everyone else whose memory is kind of funky. I love you. today I tried to buy dinner ingredients (the same ingredients) three separate times. while in the same store. in the span of five minutes.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

i don't understand having opinions on other peoples clothes and bodies... Other humans are not created to look pleasant to you...

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

I think aliens would find astronauts charming with their stocky limbs and helmets that look like a big shiny eyeball. I think they would own marketable plushies of them or perhaps a labubu style keychain

they should make puzzle fics that cater to my tastes specifically

Hey y’all apparently people are trying to get me reported for getting transfem blogs deleted, with yay-bunnies being the only one they actually named. I already made a post about this, and how I’ve never even mentioned yay-bunnies on my blog nor interacted with her once, so their information is completely made up. Regardless, I imagine this crusade is going to get passed around to popular circles, so if my blog ends up getting deleted… I guess that was the reason? Idk what the point of this crusade is, and idk what proof they’re claiming to have, but I wanted to just give people a heads up. Sucks that this is happening tbh but I guess I should’ve expected it eventually.

Also apparently i’m too transmasc focused which is very funny. I’m sorry to all the transfems, non-binary people, genderqueer people and everyone else who isn’t transmasc who’ve submitted stuff to my blog but it turns out you don’t exist :/

hope is a skill

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

World Heritage Post

star trek heritage post (February 7th, 2024)

i will never risk saying this in an actual gaming server but I don't think constantly screaming out of anger when you're playing is good

if a game is making you so angry that you have to scream, dusturbing the whole house and distressing your teammates maybe close the game and go cool your head and i mean this in the nicest most literal way possible

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.