Crack Snapple Dinosaurs!!!

100 to 0

he attac but then he snac

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

the guy on fire just radiates fear, lol

The second to last woman is @noboneslefttosave

Me, as soon as I can find where to buy them

we’re missing the fact someone’s T posing on us with a whole bottle of wine in glasses on her arms

i love terry

Please donate to this shelter! I know someone who works there and they said they could really use money to pay for the cats’ medical bills, since they take in cats that are disabled and would probably not survive at a regular shelter, so please help some cats in need!!

A Park of Amber and Mist.

A Bathroom of Ruby and Sunshine

A Pub of Peridot and Rain

A gamer cafe of diamond and night?

reblog this with what your parents almost named you 

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch

I am CAPTAIN LIGHT holy shit that’s kickass

The Terrible Heart

Wandering Man

Monarch Man. I know that means I’m a king or something but I’d like to think I’m a butterfly dude too.

I NEED THIS.

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

Things I didn’t know

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

Reblog to save a life

Reblog to save a beta’s sanity.

Reblog this to save a beta-less author’s sanity.

Reblog because I see this issue ALL THE TIME.

BOOST!! ÒAÓ

BOOST!!!! I just got one of these!!!!! ;;;;;A;;;;;