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Hellcheer Moodboard: 1990s Pop Star!Chrissy Cunningham and Heavy Metal Rockstar!Eddie Munson

Trashy celebrity magazines, radio shock jocks, and gossip talk show hosts have all been discussing a supposedly "true narrative" that Pop Star!Chrissy Cunningham and Heavy Metal Rockstar!Eddie Munson absolutely despise each other. Always ready to offer the inside scoop and the latest of "real" (unverified) claims regarding these two. This "news" continues to fan the flames amongst the musicians' dedicated fans. Their "war of words" includes Eddie calling her a “vapid airhead bimbo,” while Chrissy refers to him as “sexist pig and Satan worshiper.”

Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

Please send me the training or tutorial in a written format with maybe some screenshots if necessary. I don't want a video tutorial. I don't want to waste time trying to scroll to the exact moment in the instructions that I need and then have to pause and replay it because I missed the .01 seconds of actually relevant information.

and she’s like, “idk if this counts but I went to middle school with the guitarist from Corroded Coffin and he asked me out at the talent show. I said yes and we high fived and he never spoke to me again, so now when guys I’m not interested flirt with me I tell them oh, so sorry, I’m actually dating a musician named Eddie. it’s technically true.”

obviously it goes viral.

a week later, guess who pops up in her DMs like, “well damn Cunningham I didn’t know we were still together. you’ll have to let me treat you to dinner so I can break up with you properly!”

So two religios leaders in the town, Thomas Stanley and William Mompesson, got together and came up with a plan. They would put the entire village of Eyam under quarantine. And they did. For over a year nobody went in and nobody went out.

They put up signs on the edge of town as warning and left money in vinegar filled basins that people from out of town would leave food and supplies by.

However, they did successfully prevent the disease from spreading to the nearby town of Sheffield, even then a much bigger town, and likely saved the lives of thousands of people in the north of England through their sacrifice.

Here’s the thing. One third of the residents of Eyam died during their quarantine, but the Black Plague was known to have a NINETY PERCENT death rate. As high as the toll was, it wasn’t as high as it should have been. And a few hundred years later, some historians and doctors got to wondering why.

Fortunately, Eyam is one of those wonderful places that really hasn’t changed much in hundreds of years. Researchers, going to visit, found that many of the current residents were direct descendants of the plague survivors from the 1600s. By doing genetic testing, they learned that a high number of Eyam residents carried a gene that made them immune to the plague. And still do.

And it gets even better than that, because the gene that blocks the Black Plague? Also turns out to block AIDS, and was instrumental in helping to find effective medication for people who have HIV and AIDS in the 21st century.