Big City Hick

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

maybe the world would be better if we stopped insisting every brotp was a gay couple

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Anyways I’m going to start the 86 book series known as the “Horus heresy”. Heard it’s pretty good.

Update: It’s peak writing. favorite legions are Iron Warriors and Space Wolves.

Final Update: This is one of if not the greatest works of fiction ever written but if I have to hear the words “John Grammaticus” again I’ll blow my brains clean out of my head.