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if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

littlebigplanet

what

tazetta

when you're there you're family

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ki11ustr4tions

How yall feel bout werewolves

dopamineforthedepraved

Xenomorph frogs - Sculptures by Li Changchun

2018

catchymemes

mrsouicon

caitvi fanart!!!! i finally created a tumblr account lol, for more stuff check out my insta, comms open ofc ;P

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Dang rip America

karlyboyyy

diserbillyti

These are the best books about being autistic and gay I have ever read

I absolutely fucking hate this. Gold star, no notes.

sashasienna

jesterlesbian

All The Things She Said featuring Amber Glenn and Lena Lemon | Heated Rivalry

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emil

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

emil

peggle make phone calls

ithelpstodream

lmao fuck

fiona-glenanne-westen

avagarde

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

geekysteven

crab

existennialmemes

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: Weasel

Plants: Tree

Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect

Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods

existennialmemes

Two seemingly contradictory beliefs that we actually must strive to hold simultaneously:

You don't owe anyone anything

Meaning: you do not have to make yourself suffer for the convenience of others

We owe each other everything

Meaning: we could not survive without each other and everything we do to help another is crucial to ensuring our own continued survival

You don't need to be a doormat, but also don't get comfortable slamming the door when you have the resources to extend a hand instead.

existennialmemes

It is and thank you for noticing.

I always love it so much when one of my posts is based on my very Jewish ideals, but does not say so in any way, but other Jews see it and are still immediately just like "🫵Jewish!!" 💜💜

earhartsease

it's all about choice - you choose to give and choose lovingly to give - if it never feels like a choice then something is wrong, and if you never choose to give then something is wrong

wizardshark

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

saspitite

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

elizapad

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

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