the parties are advised to chill

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

rock & roll

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank

it really is insane how little you hear about "america has the world's highest prison population by such a significant margin that it would be seen as excessively over-the-top if it was used in fiction"

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

he invaded iraq???

oh

it's crazy that madame tussauds has been around since the 1800s. they barely had celebrities back then. "ooh its a wax sculpture of voltaire" bitch how would you know