Shitposter Supreme

If you gave me a gun with a single bullet, and put me in a room with an annoyingly anti-sex person and a redditor safe horny person, I'm putting a shot through the wall and then beating the safe horny person until he can only be ID'd by dental records. Imma side with the antisex types on this discussion. I hate this insipidly paradoxical horny meme drivel that gets vomited up by that Specific Type of Dude every other week. They're so wimpy in how they're horny and yet they're daring enough to never SHUT UP about it. I keep watching gooner trends shift like stock options on the NYSE, and each one of them fucking sucks. You fuckers went from streamer e-girls to goth girls in the span of a presidential term, and I'm watching the Manifest Destiny of Moids crawling across a subculture that's been a punchline for 40 years. Suddenly now you all like this. And now every 10 minutes, I have to shoot my algorithm for coughing up another porn star with black lipstick, Hot Topic gear and overpriced boots. No love of the game, no melancholic outlook, and god forbid you listen to anything past The 1975's. They're a byproduct of the Redditors, and I am gettin' tired of seeing it! I think you need better taste! Actually explore your options versus constantly coughing up the same 3-6 words! I'm gonna whack you in the skull with the walnut grip of this .357 until you can give me an original thought. No goth girls, no mommy shit, no Deftones, and if you dare bother to mention "white monster", I'm gonna waterboard you with an entire pallet of Pipeline Punch.

"Why are you speaking in AAVE" is a really fun way to confirm that most American racists are just constantly seething about black people. No one outside of coping racists gets mad about someone saying "on god", unless they're just the one black guy in a white nerd friend group. That guy has an excuse 'cause he's waiting for the day they cross the line, and you cross that line every day. "Oh but why are you talking like that", 'cause it's modern slang, my man. It's called African-American Vernacular for a reason. A good third of modern American vernacular descends from the black community, and you're probably using words that would've gotten you clocked in the 30's. Say the word "hipster" and the fattest and most racist cop would've had you beaten into a pulp for selling reefer on the street. English is a mutant language and has been for five hundred years, you just have to accept that fact. No amount of coping about "old stock Americans" will help absolve you of your own failures as a human being.