my disability is not a character arc

"How the hell can the police department have an answering machine?"

yes they are toxic but it is because of the love. without the love it would be a lot healthier actually.

okay we need some positivity rn so let's play a game and please say something nice to the person who reblogged this

I just want my OTP to derrive meaning from each other in a way that would be incredibly unhealthy and codependent if two people did that in real life but is profoundly poetic and romantic within the context of a fictional piece of media in consuming.

I just fell asleep for an afternoon nap with some medicine in me cause I’m not feeling well…point being I had a dream about Barney and Robin’s married life and it was all cute and fluffy and happily ever after and then as it was wrapping up future Ted’s voice came in and said “Actually that was all just how we wish it went. In reality everything went horribly wrong.” and then zapped my dream back several hours and shit was all horribly wrong and I was like “DAMMIT FUTURE TED!” but luckily I woke up shortly after Lily vowed to murder Marshall and had found him in a broken down car on an empty freeway.