just havin' a good time

cringe ass joker baby

what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I like how every leader of the UK resigns in disgrace and humiliation now