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gods i fucking cried
This part stood out to me especially
This is really important, especially now during the holidays. You owe nothing to nobody if they make you uncomfortable.
You’re always allowed to leave.
This is really comforting to read and I’m going to need to like, write this down a few times out to memorize it because this isn’t something I want to let myself forget
“What do you need so you can leave?” is such a powerful question
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I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either
I regret nothing.
I’m crying sksksksk
Draw me like Miette
do not separate them…..
Starter Pokémon in Ohio
I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages
Game.
Set.
Match.
THIS DRAMA IS PERFECT!
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ppl who limit their reading experience to Fanfics and YA novels don’t wanna read literature they wanna consume tropes but let me mind my business
Op look me dead in the eyes and tell me romeo and juliet isnt just forbidden love enemies to lovers angst
Actually it’s a tragic drama with themes about the conflict of the individual will and social customs, and reducing it to a flat two-dimensional analysis of tropes you read on ao3 is boring and would get you kicked out of a 9th grade English class, but I can see where the confusion would lie
Hi I have a masters degree in English. I spent most of my masters program engaged primarily in literary analysis of classic literature. Pretention is poison, most classic literature is just canonized racist sexist garbage that you can find meaning in if you squint, and no 9th grade English teacher is going to kick someone out of their class for making analogies to fanfiction. In fact, they’d probably be thrilled that you were drawing parallels to modern media, which (surprise!) actually shows that you’re thinking critically about the text. Also Romeo and Juliet, in fact, is fanfiction, that story already existed when Shakespeare wrote that play. Have a lovely day and please collectively stop trying to make yourselves feel smart by shaming people for enjoying harmless things. That shit’s toxic and it sticks. There’s nothing at all wrong with not wanting to read literature™. Reading doesn’t have to be An Endeavor, storytelling as a human pastime should be fun, and wanting to see yourself represented in stories (which most minorities, and women, aren’t in literature, or if they are they’re represented in the worst possible way), is perfectly normal. If the writers and contributors on this post actually cared about shallow storytelling/shallow media consumption, the entire television industry is RIGHT THERE. Attacking an entirely free cottage industry that tends to primarily be peopled by young folks/women/minorities is punching down, and punching down with the canon of classic literature as your vantage point? Not great, considering how deeply creepy most classic literature is about any identity that’s not “white guy with a boner”.
Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job
Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity
Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina
Jumps. JUMPS.
Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”
Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’
He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval
honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)
I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.
“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”
“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”
“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”
This is wonderful
One day, in the middle of ballet class, there was a robbery going on a block away, so of course Miles’ gotta rush over there to help out. He grabs his mask, but doesn’t have time to put on his whole suit because he said he was going to the bathroom and it’s be weird if he was gone for so long.
Cue Spider-Man kicking ass in pink ballet shoes and leggings.
This actually increased his popularity severely, and lots of people suddenly gained the interest in ballet; boys too, because if someone as cool as Spider-Man does it, everyone can do it.
When he’s back the instructors don’t comment on the rip in his shirt, the dirt on his shoes, or the smear of paint on his leggings. They make sure to treat the class afterwards. After all, it’s not every day that Spider-Man stops a bunch of bankrobbers and manages to do a high pirouette without crashing through the ceiling this time!
This keeps getting better!
Someone: *Attempts to comment on how weird it is that Miles can throw Glenda high enough she can touch the roof with her palm*
The Stage Manager:
Ballet companies starting rumours that Spiderman doesn’t actually has super powers, he’s just classically trained
You too could scale buildings if you would just practice regularly and focus on your core
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Gaze long enough into the abyss, eventually the abyss gazes back.
The abyss heard the can opener
Lan Wangji looking extra soft and letting his hair down around Wei Wuxian
I made some blobs for yall
A platypus?
PERRY THE PLATYPUS???
SO CUTE I SCREAMED
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Lans + their reactions to Su She
Bonus: a Lan by marriage
Not me crying on this.
Bwahahahahahahahahhaha!
The way he sits there like an outraged maiden!
THE CALLBACK TO SEASON 1 I AM DYING!
He looks at his crotch at that OH MY GOD ahahahahaha How is this drama allowed?
You tell a perfectionist he failed and his brain will break!
His “I am gonna SATISFY you dammit!!!!” is hilarious!
This drama!
this set right here is why i sat there and watched The Eternal Love.
@asiandramanet pride month event week 2 ♤ favourite character - wen kexing
– revenge feels sweet, doesn’t it? [insp]
PARK JINYOUNG and JI SUNG — The Devil Judge (2021) (Poster Shooting)
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This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable
In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”
Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.
1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.
2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.
3. Robin Williams
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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.
This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊
Honest Elevator Pitches for Thai BL
2gether - every possible candy-colored trope, dressed up in a super frilly cape and charging across the screen draped over pretty muscles and product placement
2 Moons franchise - a lot of overly sweet pink milk but we only care about the side dishes
Dark Blue Kiss - *dramatic intro music* keeping a long term relationship secret is hard, especially when you keep sharing food and kissing in pools
Gen Y - bloated drunken dramatic mess of charm and parody that is way more entertaining than it should be, basically my college years
He’s Coming To Me - boy invites ghost to move in with him, they flirt and investigate MURDER
Ingredients - step back Gold Blend Couple this is the food advertisement story to beat, come for the recipes, stay for the adorable
I Told the Sunset About You - classic European bildungsroman dressed up as Thai BL, like orange and dark chocolate, not for everyone but if it’s your thing you will KILL FOR IT
Love By Chance - sweetest story of first love surrounded by salad-barfing clowns
Love by Chance 2 - bittersweet story of first love and an attempt to make regurgitated salad palatable
Love Mechanics - hot mess of great chemistry, as if someone heard about Snickers and so stuck whole peanuts into hot coco
Love Sick - hot mess of great chemistry, only in high school, and somehow the added angst and pining makes it so that whoever heard about Snickers then invented Snickers pie but is now forcing you to eat THE WHOLE THING
My Engineer - four love stories making up the Sorting Hat of BL, your preference = your house
(RamKing = Ravenclaw, MekBoss = Hufflepuff, BohnDuen = Slytherin, TharaFong = Gryffindor – yeah yeah, bite me)
My Gear and Your Gown - there’s a super slutty bisexual baby Dom named Pure and a winsome dentist, but that’s pretty much all its got going for it
Make it Right - messed up babies done mess the fuck up, if you love this you’ll be apologizing for that affection for the rest of your BL life
Manner of Death - a smoldering muscle boy murderY series with added cactus baby
My Tee - yeah we don’t know what’s going on either, but the chemistry is really good?
Oxygen - the softest lowest angst love story ever to be stretched into a series, like warm milk, you might come to crave it every night, or it might just put you to sleep
Puppy Honey - actually a heterosexual romance, but no one pays attention to that part, we just want OffGun, so it’s like this salad you’re not really enjoying but the dressing is so good you kinda just want to drink that part
SOTUS - shouty babies falling in love despite themselves and eating together A LOT
Tonhon Chonlatee - characters are too stupid to live, you may be too stupid to live after watching it, but what a way to go
TharnType - the greatest moral quandary in all BL: how rapey can we get and still become the most popular BL couple of all time?
Until We Meet Again - a romantic ode to Thai desserts meets reincarnation and an actual plot (bonus: super sexy potato chips)
Why R U? - no one knows what’s going on, not even the characters, but absolutely no one cares
YYY - the Penrose triangle of BL, this one will make you WORK for your total and utter confusion, in fact it might actually drive you crazy if you attempt to understand it
