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leonard cohen's you want it darker should be remixed and played in clubs like if i heard "hineni hineni....i'm ready my lord" and then the most insane beat drop of my life i'd see god on the dance floor

Howdy!

I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before

who up delaying the inevitable

your 20s is all about the fog, actually

farting again

ur in her dms im in her most reblogged blogs list

When the GPS lady tells me to make a U-turn I do it no matter what. I'll do anything women ask of me

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

Who are the dudes holding them?

Stephen King and Jerry Seinfeld