Athena1138

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

I’m a patron of the arts (I leave nice comments on aO3).

I'm a patron of the arts (I reblog on Tumblr dot com)

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?