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Since following more trans women, the number of banger posts on my dash has increased dramatically. However, I didn't account for the fact that all the trans women I follow also follow each other, so the number of banger posts I see 14 times a day has also increased dramatically.
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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.
Or even like... Cannon warfare.
Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.
Since following more trans women, the number of banger posts on my dash has increased dramatically. However, I didn't account for the fact that all the trans women I follow also follow each other, so the number of banger posts I see 14 times a day has also increased dramatically.
the haunted game
i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo
a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????
me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:
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come over
American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP
who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool
WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?
It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking
I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.
dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.
New genre idea: Bureaucratic Horror
Let me cook for a minute.
Whenever a setting has an organization dedicated to managing The Horror, that organization is always competent. Disciplined. Well-organized. Usually beyond the scope of any real-world agency.
See the SCP Foundation: they have no legal red tape, no accountability, no Senate subcommittee hearings, and an effectively bottomless pool of money, resources, expertise, and warm bodies to throw at The Horror. The scary part is the idea that it's still not enough; even freed from all logistical and moral constraints, we as a species are just that outgunned by The Horror.
In Bureaucratic Horror, the fear is realizing that everything - the people the policies, the inter-departmental bullshit - is painfully normal. That the institution responsible for keeping The Horror at bay is staffed by regular people with regular failings that no system can ever fully address: out-of-touch management, burnout, missed emails, IT outages, and interns who sit around all day because no one gave them anything to do.
In other words, that the system itself - the only thing keeping The Horror at bay - is only as good as the tired, stressed, jaded employees who run it.
And you know how inadequate they are, because you're one of them.
Your new archmage was good at being a regular mage, but management kicked him upstairs despite a total lack of leadership skills. He's meeting with a senator who brushes off all the demons you've slain and demands your agency cut out any "woke" programs. You're prepping to raid a vampire den and you know full well that your squadmate is a political appointee. The manager changed all the vampire-killing protocols for no reason except to look like he's having an impact. The execs send out a gimmick email for pride month, then promote a tulpa instead of your trans coworker. The exorcist you're trusting with your life got no sleep last night because of her newborn. Your boss puts up a flyer for a mental wellness seminar, right before telling everyone that no vacation days will be approved for this month. The world is ending, and the one person who can stop it is on PTO with her phone off.
Op turned off reblogs but I MUST
Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats
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*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out
her: don't worry it's chill he doesn't even care
blood spider, telepathically: you should touch her ears and lower back she's really sensitive there
keep going she's close
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants
Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections
I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame
Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on
I regret to inform you of this but M.I.L.F. is a real organization and instead of insidious yuri, their whole thing is trying to take over the southern Philippines
i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is
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