One Day I'll Get Around to Titling This

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

You can try to teach a toddler about germ theory or you can get them to wash their hands because "yucky"

No person who ever said “my beliefs come from God” was ever moved left by “God doesn’t exist”.

Since following more trans women, the number of banger posts on my dash has increased dramatically. However, I didn't account for the fact that all the trans women I follow also follow each other, so the number of banger posts I see 14 times a day has also increased dramatically.

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

New genre idea: Bureaucratic Horror

Your new archmage was good at being a regular mage, but management kicked him upstairs despite a total lack of leadership skills. He's meeting with a senator who brushes off all the demons you've slain and demands your agency cut out any "woke" programs. You're prepping to raid a vampire den and you know full well that your squadmate is a political appointee. The manager changed all the vampire-killing protocols for no reason except to look like he's having an impact. The execs send out a gimmick email for pride month, then promote a tulpa instead of your trans coworker. The exorcist you're trusting with your life got no sleep last night because of her newborn. Your boss puts up a flyer for a mental wellness seminar, right before telling everyone that no vacation days will be approved for this month. The world is ending, and the one person who can stop it is on PTO with her phone off.

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame