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Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

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we are the same

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

wern

since you guys wanted to see it

#to me it kinda looks like a shark fin overlaid with a butterfly wing

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"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

blanketfortarchitect

I want this to happen to the CEO every time I click “not interested”

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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I hate the uk government for making me agree with Elon musk

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glitch-daddyy

If you're disgustingly horny hit reblog

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the comments 💀💀

emptyjunior

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

finalpam8000

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

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gender is a game and i’m losing on purpose for the bit

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

catchymemes

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

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cryptotheism

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

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sin1997

#me n my friends #i’m the one in the stocks bc i was talking too much

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