This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

something totally normal to have memorized off the top of your head, baby girl

I remember my mom saying she went to a women's celebration music festival in the 90s and it was on a hill and she got upset because two lesbians in a fist fight rolled down the hill onto her blanket and that wasn't really celebrating women to her