BL dramas

Why do you know me so well? Because I’ve been watching you. You’ve been watching me? Yes. Since when? I don’t remember.

I feel like I’ve played this tag game before but it never gets old.

We’ll call this the fuck-my-favs edition. Each of these use one of my bias actors or ships. Sticking to splitting up the well-established CPs here, and I didn’t allow myself any ghost ships, either. I’m not advocating for anyone to separate, I’m just saying what if they fooled around a bit….

JoongMix

I just want to watch them be SO MEAN to each other 🥵 Rival fine artists or rival circuit gays or rival restaurateurs. Whatever. But I need them to HATE EACH OTHER’S GUTS so much that they need to be INSIDE each other’s guts. Let some au version of Dean have actual competition. I want malicious gay faggotry, and I know these two could give it.

MondOff

The most loyal seme in the industry deserves to get chased, too. I’m imagining a pretty classic BL dynamic: a uke in denial like in 2gether or Revenged Love, but with a slight variation here. Our uke is not in denial about being gay, he’s just a flighty, dorky seme, who’s known for being a trashy hit-it-and-quit-it top to all the ukes in the Gayborhood, and he’s always been that way. He can’t fathom how much fun he could be having getting dicked down until daddy Mond comes along full of romance and persistence. To see the potential, please watch how Off was acting around Ngern. Somebody get him bodied.

GeminArm

Hear me out. I’ve never seen Arm so thrown off his game as when he visited Gem’s new home for an episode of ArmShare. He had to stop the interview to comment on the twinkle in his eyes. And the slightly awkward but tension-filled vibe didn’t read as entirely one-sided to me. But beyond some unexpected real life chemistry, I’d just want to see both of them really pulling out their comedy chops. Give me a silly age-gap rom-com with Charlie Chaplin or Lucille Ball levels of slapstick. Let’s have Arm as the fruity and genuinely worst handyman in existence and Gemini as the ridiculous private eye who’s hired to investigate if he’s scamming people, only to find out he’s just THAT bad. Gemini’s character takes pity on this poor older man and decides to try and help him out in-between other private eye gigs. Many props and costumes will be needed, and at least 3 musical numbers, including one in drag.

SantaTata aka TaTata

I’m still not over how good Santa was as a seme in My Only 12%. I NEED more!!! Some high school music nerds falling in love? It’s been done before but I don’t care. Let Santa play the bad boy rocker and Tata be the pop girlie or the classical pianist or something. Two worlds collide.

SingtoPrem

After being disappointed with GMMTV's rigidity when it comes to pairings, I took matters into my own hands and decided to make this tag game.

Rules: Fantasize about mixing up the actors in different combinations than we are used to seeing and add little plotlines if you wish

Mix and Boom as catty competing fashion designers (devil wears prada vibes). They keep clashing at red carpets and award shows (until they very begrudingly fall in love) and are of course styled in the cuntiest outfits😌 Seeing Mix and Boom's potential in Only Friends: Dream On inspired this whole post.

Ciize is her best bratty lesbian self who has a massive crush on the local cafe owner (who happens to be a total milf), Jennie, who never seems to notice her. Taking matters into her own hands, she decides to apply as a worker at the cafe to get closer to Jennie. The assistant manager and Jennie's bestie, played by Tay Tawan, hires her because Jennie is too overworked and has no life-balance. At first Jennie finds Ciize a bratty little nuisance, but perhaps someone silly and persistent is something someone as uptight and exhausted as her needs! I always liked Ciize's menace characters the best, and always wanted her to play alongside an older woman, and Jennie deserves to be fawned over!

Great and Earth where Earth plays the eldest prince who "for some reason" refuses to get wed and partake in his royal duties. Great is tasked with training the reluctant Earth to sword-fight...I always thought these two have such perfect faces and mannerisms to pull off a period drama (well I guess Great has already, but not with Earth)