Musings of a Faerie Doll

Also a great example of why pink is a tint of red, but also a completely different color. Erbium? Neodymium? So beautiful.

Saj Issa - Crocodile Crown

Nix agrees

Yeah, Richie agrees

Lil' Mommalade agrees!

The problem is that AI justifies and validates that bad behavior.

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clover WHY would you put this in the tags

in Drunk History 4.07 "Landmarks"

If you see ANY of these at all, regardless of whether or not they pickpocket you, all of them are are very cool and very worthy of respect.

I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

And owls are absolutely lovely beasts with their own irreplaceable validity. but they are basically stuffed with polyester fiberfill. They have one button, like a child's toy dinosaur that opens and closes its mouth when you press the back of its head. And it isn't even a sophisticated electronic button it's just a lever that rocks back and forth to make the claws open and close. I think they may have actually evolved independently from sponges. Their skulls simply exist to create holes that funnel sound and light, and as a place to hang a giant hinged beak. An owl is just an empty tube like a windchime that the wind whistles through, and you can drop meat down it. They use the meat to generate feathers, and then emit the bones in pressed little packages like those machines that flatten a penny and stamp it with the logo of a theme park. I think that's the gist of it - most birds are electronics of varying levels of sophistication, but owls are just a system of levers and pulleys. No elevator music in those skulls, just the wind echoing through empty caverns of slightly irritating design. Absolutely fantastic.

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Nathan Fillion says that he was taught to do this during those slow pan-in shots that are used in soap operas right before the cut to a commercial. He hated them because he wasn't sure what to do with his face. So a co star taught him this sequence, which can be used to fill that space. The amount of time you spend in each thought alters the effect.

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

But I have never, in my life, been told by anyone ever that going out with wet hair is inappropriate, except when the temperature is below freezing. (Which, by the way, is also bad for hair.)

mentioned how white americans do in fact have a common culture and they genuinely thought i was joking. culture isnt something only granted to the Cool People of Color. just feels like among progressive groups there's this dichotomy created in which only the virtuous oppressed minorities have culture and anyone who is privileged some sort of void cultureless being

Americans who say they don’t have a culture are plagued with defaultism beyond belief. Culture isn’t just made up of costumes and language and the largest stuff, it’s constructed of a billion small things you do every day that you never even consider could be different because that’s just “normal” to your daily life. No one has no culture just because they’re not adhering to the biggest markers they can consciously recognise.

Yes, I have these saved for exactly this reason.