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In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

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In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

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This is… not a good idea.
(Also if anyone suggests a rapier they legally have to watch the video again until you understand why that wouldn’t work)
You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”
#I voiced a criticism of some of its aspects#which in no way implies I did not like it#“and especially does not imply that I would like to hear a defense of it of the form 'shut up and let people have fun'”
REALLY endorsing these tags from galileosballs
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
I have a tool for this.
SO many new things have just hit my store! My 100% cotton box skirts are cute and classy without sacrificing comfort or practicality. They have massive pockets and sturdy but stretchy waistbands. they pair perfectly with my buttery soft faux wrap tops and both are size inclusive and come in sizes S-6X. Did I mention the 100% mulberry silk scrunchies?? I love them. All these clothes are made with certified ethical labor!
Want this.
For my birthday.
Holy shit.

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“Toymaker” as a job description in fairy tale fiction is one of my favourite bullshit occupations. “Dollmaker” is fine, “carpenter who makes wooden toys as a side hustle between jobs” is fine, but so many stories have a character whose entire occupation is described as “toymaker” and is heavily implied if not explicitly confirmed to have made all of the toys in their shop, from wood boats to plush animals to porcelain dolls to music boxes to tin soldiers, all made under the tiny hammer of one person.
And it’s not impossible for one person to be at once a highly talented seamstress and tinsmith and carpenter and clockwork engineer and every other talent in the world that would allow you to build everything from china dolls to rocking horses, but to be all that and then single-handedly supply the whole stock of an entire toy store? In a rural whimsical little fairy tale village?? By themselves???
#toymakers are in many ways the van helsings of whimsy. (via @mordredsheart)
Consider, if you will, a person with ADHD. His parents give him over to the local carpenter for apprenticeship. He learns the trade readily enough, but then becomes bored with making cabinets and tables and things. He starts goofing off making miniature items out of the scraps instead of finishing his work.
"Take him back. He's no good to me,* says the carpenter.
So the tinsmith says, "Come to me, boy. Tinsmithing is just the thing for ye!"
And he tries. He really does. At first it's interesting, and he turns his hand to it in short order. But once again; mending things doesn't hold his interest and the stuff he's making from scratch bores him, too.
"Ah, well. Ye had a good go if it lad. Maybe try your luck with the potter."
Word gets around.
And maybe, just maybe, this is a beloved child of the village. The workers all vie with each other, hoping to be his final master, the one who can have this kid as their legacy. He tries ceramic work, weaving, spinning, and masonry (for like half a day.)
And then the winter holiday comes around. And he's giving gifts to all the young children. Things he has been making at the tinsmith's and the carpenter's and everyone else's workshops!
He realizes that working on a small scale, he can use the skills he's developed, but he can finish a project quickly enough to satisfy himself.
And it's true that his porcelain dolls are very pretty, but he trades with a couple of grandmothers to get their clothes and dresses. The grandmothers are either paid for their work, or get their choice of a toy or two for their grandkids.
Anything else he needs to outsource, he does. There's a little girl who makes the cutest rag dolls, each one unique and special. He sells them for her on consignment, and they really brighten up the room. He's whittling a little bear, but he's really just stimming. He's assembling a miniature cart and he went all the way in and created a spectacular miniature cart with a brake and suspension. Then he went out to the carriage maker to study and made some miniature carriages with working windows and doors.
Initially his toys are well-appreciated in the town, but there's only so many toys needed; it's a small village. But a traveling tinker trades with him and takes some of his pieces to the bigger markets, and now the toymaker in the tiny village is sending his toys all over the kingdom, even the royal palace!
And since this is a fairytale, don't you think he's also have some brownies that come and help him with the chores, and maybe finish some of his abandoned projects for him?
Yeah, I can see it. If it paid well enough I could be that toymaker.
It's my job to protect you. Christopher Abbott as Blake Lovell in Wolf Man (2025) | written by Leigh Whannell & Corbett Tuck & directed by Leigh Whannell
So I might as well talk about Blumhouse's Wolf Man film, too. We watched this one recently, too.
And in order to talk about it, I feel like I need to reiterate the Wolf Man story. I'm including some pictures under the cut, so be warned.
Dead dove. Do not eat. Horror film stills and GIFs ahead.
Do you hate that tired old trope; the one where a female character gains "too much power" and it turns her evil and she must be destroyed?
Y'know, like, the Phoenix Saga, in every iteration?
Have you started to notice this trope in stories where it doesn't even actually make sense?
Are you, like me, Fucking Exhausted by this shitty trope?
Would you like the antidote?
Try...
The Craft: Legacy from Zoe Lister-Jones and Blumhouse.
Tumblr, why are we sleeping on this flick!?!
Did you love The Craft (1996)? But now that you know about that "The power had corrupted her, she must be destroyed!" trope, are you somewhat unsatisfied with the third act?
Here's a movie about teen outcasts becoming witches. And here's a little plot twist for you:
The Magick? Not evil. The girls? Don't become villains. The power? Doesn't corrupt them.
Isn't that a breath of fucking fresh air?!?
Oh, there's a villain. He's properly frightening. And he has a calm, friendly, trustworthy face. And that's deliberate.
The witches? Delightful. The actresses are properly adorkable, and they're definitely presented as (what I would call) Our People. The rest of the kids at the school are very deliberately portrayed very differently, very conformist, and very fucking blaaaand. Friendship *is* magic in this story; the themes are about unity and community and responsibility.
After the first big spell, my partner said, "I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. "What's the price of this going to be?"
And you know what? The magic doesn't have a dark side. There's no curse to overcome. It's actually perfectly fine.
Outside factors come into to play, in a way that is very unambiguously *not an evil magical consequence.* I mean, there's evil, but it's not related to The Crafting the girls are doing.
And if you think that there's "consequential madness" to deal with here? There's not.
I have no notes. I loved this movie, I would be delighted by an extended edition, and I want at least one sequel.
Oh. And don't look it up, but there is one important cameo. I got to see it cold, and I think you should, too.

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this is from "research as a leisure activity" by celine nguyen, publs. on stubstack in 2024. it's a very good read
I met someone when I was pretty young who had received a generous inheritance -- not enough to live a life of luxury, but enough to live on comfortably without working. He had chosen to simply keep going to school his whole life. He did get degrees, but he didn't use them for anything other than pleasure -- he had a Ph.D but also two Master's degrees, three BAs, and was currently serving an apprenticeship in blacksmithing while considering trying out some trade schools next. I thought, if I had the money I'd do that too, and then thought about how I still could learn all the time, it would just have to be a hobby instead of the career he'd made of it. It definitely changed the way I saw both education and leisure.
Fun fact, the Greek word σχολή (scholê), whence we get "school" and "scholar", originally means leisure/free time! Learned people (well, mostly men, and rich) in ancient times used their free time, as in the time they didn't have to dedicate to business and politics, to study and expand their minds. So if you research for fun you're in the direct continuity of the people who invented philosophy!
On the Roundworld I spend my life feeling bad about my weight and like I'm unacceptably large. But once every couple of years I have THE perfect body type for the role. (If anything I'm not quite tall enough) Thank you Sir Terry for creating Lady Sybil Ramkin!
I feel like maybe we should hang out...
So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
WHAT?!
I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3
I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.
the change in tone between iwtv and tvl was one of the most exciting creative decisions i've seen in years. reorienting the style and genre of the entire production around the point of view character's personality works so well to reinforce the central themes: the frailties of memory, the impossibility of escaping your own limited point of view. and frankly it was so so funny. but i also love how it worked to deepen our understanding of the characters: the lush, gothic elegance of the first two seasons isn't the show's "world," that's just what it's like in LOUIS' psyche. one william kisses for the team as always
The thing about a good character flaw is that it has to be the same thing as their greatest strength just turned up too high. the person who loves deeply and therefore controls. the person who sees everything and therefore trusts nothing. the person who is so loyal they lose themselves. there are no clean villains and no clean heroes and once you understand that in fiction you can't unsee it in people. everyone is just their best quality at the wrong volume.

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why are the most powerful people in the world all such whiny fucking babies now
They always were, but now they have twitter. Also the standards of their dignity have fallen enough that reporters are more candid about what they say to them.