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Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

If six billion people are really going to watch the world cup, and that's like three quarters of the population of the world, then surely odds are that three quarters of the people I know would watch it, but I don't know anyone who is watching it

From this I extrapolate that football isn't real

I also don't know anyone who is watching it, so consider this a repeat of your study finding the same results. Football isn't real peer reviewed.

I shall publish this in the most reputable journals in the land

post cancelled, local studentenverbindung hat legit die progress pride flag gehisst

I could not have anticipated that transformation if you had told me ahead of time

*All of these make me tear up.

"currying" favor is such a awesome turn of phrase. we should do it for more yummy food

"creaming" my pants

"medium rare steak with cajun spices" my pants

can I lick