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english speakers love to laugh about the german antibabypille but what the hell kinda name is birth control? a birth is the one thing we're trying to avoid completely

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

That's just a plushie with a cat's head on it

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

listen i get that the balzac story is staggeringly transmisogynistic and barthes' fixating on that as the test case in ambiguity which he uses to explicate his idea is not great also, but you gotta admit that "i'm not sure how to feel about the concept of the death of the author anymore because of my doubts about the original writer's intentions and personal beliefs" is, from an irony standpoint, an objectively hilarious statement

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

I can't tell you how much I'm probably going to print this out to frame it proudly by my beautiful overcomplicated rock animals

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

If six billion people are really going to watch the world cup, and that's like three quarters of the population of the world, then surely odds are that three quarters of the people I know would watch it, but I don't know anyone who is watching it

From this I extrapolate that football isn't real

I also don't know anyone who is watching it, so consider this a repeat of your study finding the same results. Football isn't real peer reviewed.

I shall publish this in the most reputable journals in the land

post cancelled, local studentenverbindung hat legit die progress pride flag gehisst