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see, deep down i know that you're all talking about the gay hockey show when you shorten it to 'HR' but that does not stop my knee jerk reaction of thinking wow. what the hell is going on in that human resources department

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dr-graf

#discworld #art #gnu terry pratchett #maladict #monstrous regiment

sketchupnfries

I realized that I haven't really drawn Grace a lot in his yellow raincoat.

northern-punk-lad

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

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fleysh

bluesardine

Some great additions from the comments.

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yorgen-sh

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

scarlettohairdye

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

teaboot

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

johannestevans

Every minute in the pitt my man robinavitch is trying to take a piss and someone is standing in his way. won't somebody please think of his prostate? I NEVER stop thinking about his prostate and how i could contribute to the health thereof

dorian-they-ao3

rocktheholygrail

Hannibal (2013-2015)

pmamtraveller

by Noah Dao

vseshlo

Calcifer tells Howl about Sophie's situation (and they both feel something to her)

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nonbinary-bosmer

These were too good to let stay hidden in the notes

lovesthesmarty

First two have good trigger discipline. Not Notsomuch number three in line.

ralfmaximus

Number Three is ready to kill

quendergeer

these appear to be muzzle loading carbines, which means a single firing rank like this is a very inefficient means of laying down fire. depending on the terrain, and opposing force of ballerinas would need only limited cover to survive one volley before rushing the reloading enemy

wizardarchetypes

like logically ofc i know my sleep disorder is indeed a disorder but it's still crazy to me that i have been taking my sleep meds every single night without fail for 3 months now, and as a result i have been sleeping by midnight and THROUGH the night every single night without fail for three months. but tonight i forgot to take it on time and now it's almost 3 am and i'm awake. it doesn't matter how long i stick to a rhythm, i will no magically become a healthy sleeper. these meds are genuinely life saving.

absolutely bonkers and actually MADDENING thinking about spending nearly three DECCAAAAADESSSS of my life believing i could just "fix" my schedule and get my sleep "on track." LMAO. i was up at 4 am when i was 6 years old sneaking downstairs to watch TV in misery bc i couldn't sleep and then i was still 32 YEARSSSS old like "no everyone listen THIS week i'm gonna avoid naps and go to bed on time and then i'll sleep normal from now on. for real this time." AJVBJAS SHUT UP!!!! NO YOU WEREN'T BABY!!!!!!!!! YOU WERE NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!!!!

wizardarchetypes

i went to my doctor in march and i was like "man you gotta help me. i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i know sometimes people say that but they really mean they've only slept 2 or 3 hours a night for several nights, which is awful of course, but i mean quite literally i haven't slept in 75 hours. and i keep waiting to finally 'crash' but i don't."

and he was like, "has this ever happened to you before?"

and i said, "oh yeah loads of times, since i was a toddler."

and he said, "why are you just now getting help?"

and i said, "well recently when i hit the 60 hour mark i've started hallucinating birds. and that's new."

and he said, "what do you mean, birds?"

and i said, "i don't know, i think they're house sparrows"

and he said, "i didn't mean what kind of birds"

(true that's not what he said but it was hard to parse the nuances of the conversation because there were a bunch of house sparrows in the room)

shout out to my friend who sent me a screenshot of my own tumblr post from facebook and said "i thought you might appreciate this"

I do in fact appreciate it, given that I was the one who originally expressed that sentiment

#the terrifying experience of being known #and the surreality of my post making it to random facebook pages #that show upp on my friend's feed

telumendils

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

#baru cormorant

night-the-starfish

Hunter and prey, markers on paper.

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neuro-light

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

Local idiot passed their master's thesis

#grad school #thesis posting

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