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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

i made him a tube room

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

Fuck You.

I went back and read JMS’s Amazing Spider-Man run because I wanted to know about some students who Peter taught in high school. I was thinking if they could make their way back to the comic or be part of Miles because that would be cool, right?

And to show that was what I was doing, here you go.

This is Jennifer Hardusky. She stayed in a homeless shelter because her parents died and also had a pension of sleeping in class. Peter was worried about her because well, that is what I wanted to talk about.

Pre-Civil War Peter Parker was the fucking peak of Peter Parker. It was ideal. He was a high school teacher at Midtown High(his old alma mater). He was a really caring and attentive teacher.

And you fuckle chucks at Marvel decided to unmask him because you fuck faces didn’t give a flying fuck since you were rebooting him. Like everything was so damn perfect. He was married to MJ, even after you dumb fucks kept trying to kill her and foist him on Jill Stacy. The stories were intriguing because the marriage...my fucking word the fucking marriage of MJ/Peter was *chef kiss* magnique.

And you ruined everything. For what? Like what has been accomplished since? The Spider-Man books since then have been shit to mediocre. You recycled more characters than Slott has to deal with that don’t mean shit. Parker Industries and all of the employees? Gone. Nothing of any import fucking mattered because you self loathing fucks insisted that marriage and stable life was boring.

I found more chemistry in the last panel alone than any half-baked romance that you tried to replace MJ with.

You fucked up the perfect situation. Not because it was boring. It didn’t fit your ideal. MJ was a supermodel actress while Peter was a high school teacher. Peter should have been more and MJ was too pretty to be anybody like Peter’s wife. That was your thought process, you sexist pigs.

Like I am so mad because of how good Amazing Spider-Man was compared to the decade of Slott. How could you even dare to ruin this Peter with the loser we have now? Like I love that Spencer is trying to rebuild everything but holy fuck.

Like motherfuck all of you!

I will forever be bitter that you ruined Spider-Man for no fucking reason. Was it perfect? No. There was Morlun and the weird totem bullshit but it was loads better than Inferior Spider-Ock. Little Jenny felt more compelling in the nine issues you had her in than every side character you created since the fucking deal with Mephisto.

I can’t for the life of me think of just what the fuck made you think any idea since was good enough to warrant tanking this comic book gold. Did Marvel spike a bit more LSD in people’s coffee than normal the day y’all decided to nearly ruin Spider-Man.

I hate you all.

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.