give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

employment is wire mother, grad school is cloth mother. how did i not realize this before

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.