gerard way jiggle physics

geoff rickly's life is truly insane like he funded the new jersey post hardcore scene by writing dear penthouse letters because his professor got him a job writing porn. he was going to be an english teacher and instead ended up as the emo music guy. he followed nine inch nails on tour using fake IDs and got to interview trent reznor years later. somebody mugged him and stole all his shit including his epilepsy medication. he was poisoned and robbed in the reeperbahn. he almost died in a plane crash. he was in a bus accident that exploded a horse all over the windshield. he kicked heroin by going to mexico for experimental hallucinogen treatment. he was personally fucked over by martin shkreli. he's suffered more than jesus christ himself and he's only 47 years old and he's literally the nicest person i've ever met

the rpfing can always get worse

grits teeth. none of you are playing tuoys correctly. here, give me the princess doll. since apparently none of you can be trusted with her. i'm going to make her do something truly nauseating.

theyre cancelling her for saying busted broads this is so awesome get those ticket prices down mama i believe in u !!

ur lowkey a sex with gerard way poser if you're only talking about hitting during that tiny window of their life where they were skinny and young and had the short black hair and guyliner. there are whole other worlds out there with 10x the sex appeal if ur serious abt fucking an art chick

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

sometimes liking a musician is such a core psrt of your personality that you just forget to listen to the music they make and then you listen to it again and youre like Waittttt has anyone heard of this