You need a hand to hold

smth i adore about katara is that she deeply values compassion and creating a kinder, more equitable, more empathetic world……………but she’s also just. really mean. an absolute dickhead. she’ll help a cat down from a tree and then call that cat a moron for even being up a tree in the first place what were you thinking you stupid bitch. in this instance, that cat is zuko 

Katara really told Zuko she would actually murder him if he fucked with Aang. Straight up said “I will end your destiny permanently.”

yes she did and we love that for her!!!!

we always talk about how fictional characters never talk or interact with their parents & always go on these crazy adventures without parental permission but we never talk about how Percy Jackson would always check up on his mom or think about her wherever he went and half of his decisions were influenced by “oh boy, if I get hurt, she’s gonna get upset”

“I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books” the thrilling sequel

“I’ve read so much fanfic for this series, I can’t remember what really happened in the books” the stunning conclusion

thinking about how the concept of percy jackson and the olympians was like initially created out of a bedtime story & so much of this is tailored to “well i just like it” even the fact that percy is a child of POSEIDON simply because it’s… cooler rather than making him a son of zeus which would be, you know, expected……..feeling very tender…..this is the missing ingredient in the rest of every other book he’s ever written i truly believe

is there anything more magical than a father building a world through bedtime stories to reach his child with learning disabilities that has been abandoned by the institutional school system and succeeding not only in reaching his own child but in pulling in millions of other children from all around the world. i literally am emotional….the only way i could possibly put this emotion into words is saying: that is truly the best kind of art

It’s trapped on a floppy tho this is some dark shit it has been denied its purpose forever bound to this obsolete storage

am i glad it’s in there and we’re out here

people reading fantasy novels ask “why did the ancient ones seal the evil away for ten thousand years instead of just killing it” but then we go ahead and do this shit

We have learned nothing from every fantasy novel ever O.O

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Oh, w o r m

tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

i think they are toddlers

how do they run a store so efficiently

they work together

filmmakers before you make a movie with an ambiguous ending please consider: i like to know things

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

That is the best moon-related conspiracy theory I've EVER heard.

maybe the real moon landing was the husbands we found along the way

the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised 

I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.

Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.

Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.

This is the kind of Sherlock Holmes discourse I demand on my dash. Bring me more!

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

im sorry he what now

I too would lose my ability to see in color if my regular liquid intake consisted of 35% alcohol and 80mg of caffeine.

A guy from my student association got scurvy after eating nothing but “tostis” (fried cheese sandwitches??). The doctor told him that if he had eaten even a little bit of ketchup with it, he would have been fine.

I had scurvy in high school!! It makes you really depressed and tired for a few months and then I needed like 3 mouth surgeries. It sucked.

When I was studying abroad in Bath, I was in a small program and one girl in the program refused to eat anything that wasnt grilled cheese or mac and cheese. We were all responsible for cooking and feeding ourselves. About four weeks in, the girl was sent to the hospital and diagnosed with scurvy. Her lips were the same color as her neck, and she continued to eat only mac and cheese and grilled cheese for the duration of the five month program