DIK FUK, THE DONGSMASHER

ace attorney is as exciting as it is because it fulfills everybody’s fantasy of not just proving someone wrong but doing so in a heroically aggressive manner. ace attorney is about calling someone out, with receipts, so hard that they throw wild anime faces, scream, and tear their hair out, then get sent to actual jail

It’s so damn well written please read this

reading this article lowered my quality of life and worsened my mental health and you should absolutely still read it

i arrive at my local petsmart and purchase the pogchamp food for my pond pogchamps

spirits of hunger and feasting

Then why did you mention him????

I just don’t like him that much. Conversations can be about more than one thing.

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

Serotonin is stored in the detective pikachu movie

I love how all the notes on this are just like “it sure fucking is dude”

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

I like how everyone who knows nothing about moomins still takes one look at little my and always correctly guesses everything about her

That’s good character design, Babey!

my last four brain cells at any given time

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb

minecraft was actually propaganda made entirely to make us gay. think about it. how straight were you when you first heard about minecraft and how gay are you now

yes!!! they did a good!!!