Which of these best describes your Blorbo?
A disciplined, unreadable person who unravels when someone looks too closely
The one who says “I’m fine” and gets worse in increasingly concerning ways
Has committed atrocities (emotionally). Will do it again
A walking bad decision wrapped in a beautiful, intimidating exterior
Control freak held together by routine, silence, and a fragile thread of sanity
Just a little guy. (Highly dangerous, potentially a god)
A tired professional who is 5 minutes away from a public breakdown
A pathetic wet wipe of a man who needs to be put in a soup can and shaken
The designated team mom/dad who is fueled purely by spite and caffeine
Looks like they have everything under control. They absolutely do not
Built like a weapon. Functions like a tragedy
Emotionally constipated. The feelings are there. Deep, deep down.
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