Not divine intervention, just sapphic

I pull the curtain back to reveal my goodreads. You shrug. Unimpressed, you turn to leave as I begin to wail "wait! You haven't seen the fic I've read....." you face me, pulling your gun from your holster and we both know it's a mercy

When the coffee brew got them lil bubbles in it

I just thought of the funniest text post and when I opened this app it ran from my mind like mitch McConnell's staff dodging the press

A nurse in Kentucky has the chance to free us from the is mitch McConnell dead yet game

Man i was rly sleeping on green onions. I throw that shit on everything

Hey if I started posting recipes would yall care

On this fourth I would like to honor my revolutionary war ancestors by becoming an enemy of the state

For every firework you shoot off after the big finale you should be shot off into orbit, and once you crash to earth you are rescued from the craft only to be immediately sent into orbit again. It will cost the taxpayers millions but in the long run will probably be cheaper than funding isr**l yk