I ship strong women

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

putting this in the body just to piss anon off: its not that deep bro 💀

we should all put comments on here until this post is longer than Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky

Reblog and comment your favorite color

blue, like a green-blue or teal, but not bright like aquamarine, more like the colour of a glacier fed lake at sunset.

A nice scarlet or crimson, like a rich blood red (but not oxblood because that's too brown, which I felt personally betrayed by as a child).

Blue, all shades of it but mostly the deep blue of the ocean. Or the blue of clear summer sky.

I have a deep love for purple. Like, royal, rich, vibrant purple. It's just so beautiful. Second fave is red but I don't know which shade. Just not the red they have in target stores. That job has ruined that red for me.

anon I know I blocked you but you seem like the kind of person who would make an alt account to check up on people who blocked you so I hope you see this post and it makes you punch a wall

Big fan of a vivid pink but especially in contrast with a bright almost electric blue.

I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.

okay there's a cover version of 500 Miles playing in this KFC by some coffee shop singer songwriter type and she's changed the lyrics so it's only 79 miles??

I thought I was having a mental break the first time but the chorus came around again and she definitely said "I would walk 40 miles and I would walk 39 more just to be the one who walked 79 miles". I'm sorry but that's just not far enough to be songworthy and it's also uncomfortably specific

also I'm in Scotland and I think an American singer doing this is a reportable hate crime here

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/pixie-lott-reveals-draw-remake-37184973

oh god it's an English singer that's even worse

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post