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ZUTARA â Incorrect Quotes (4/â)
Avatar: The Last Airbender
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if i were a cult leader i would simply not kill a bunch of people or sexually abuse anyone. it sounds so simple but 99% of cult leaders forget this crucial step
well what's the point then
Getting people to give you their money.
Maybe this is an unpopular hot take, but I think a good monster girl design should struggle with day-to-day life in a human world. If your monster girl can live a normal human life where her greatest inconvenience is wet dog smell or people assuming her tail is fake, you need to mix more monster in your girl.
Harpies who can't write or type or open most containers with their wings. Werewolves who worry about hurting someone if they get overstimulated at the wrong time. Minotaurs with digestive systems and metabolisms which require grazing throughout the day, not the three big meals humans are used to.
Lamias who have to stay home in the evenings and during cold months to stay warm, otherwise their muscles stop working right and they get stranded. And they're sick of their human friends suggesting they get some kind of tail sweater. It wouldn't help, the problem is that their body doesn't produce enough heat to begin with, and anyways a tail garment would get in the way of their rectilinear locomotion, and there's no way a sweater would survive being walked on in the first place. It feels like they don't actually care about you being stuck at home whenever they go out, they just want to feel like it's not their fault they never see you.
If your monster girl can't be read as some kind of disability allegory, you're doing something wrong.
Often I think about the questions of how lamias would negotiate a grocery store or how to design a car for a centaur to use, and I try to share these thoughts with other monster fuckers, and they just ask me why I'm bothering thinking about this at all because creature hot in abstract fuck you.
Realized part of the difference is that when I grew up, one of my caregivers was in a wheelchair and still basically ran the household himself. Nobody ever thinks about holding a door open and not standing in the way, or mall outlet aisles getting tighter and tighter to accomodate More Products instead of more people and just bottoming out their clearance for anyone disabled. They don't think about hand controls in cars for creatures without legs, and not only were they not curious about these ideas when I shared them but actively asked me to stop proposing thinking about things. Shit kinda sucks.
Happy Pride everyone this is your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood mortician that if you are queer/trans and are not legally married and don't really trust what your immediate family would do for you if you died, make sure you designate your preferred person to be in charge of your final disposition and end-of-life care. This varies state by state; in my state the form you fill out is called a Designee for Final Disposition. In some states a durable power of attorney will extend after death but NOT ALWAYS. If you're not sure what you need where you live, call your local funeral home and they should be able to tell you, and sometimes will even have copies of the forms that they can help you fill out for free.
In most states these forms are free and accessible through the dot gov website for your state, and do not require an attorney to file, just two uninterested witnesses or a notary. You often do not have to file it with a court. You can fill out this form no matter your age and most of the time it takes minutes of your time.
I say this especially for queer people because I see them falling victim to the kind of situation where their long-term partner has no control, and they either get abandoned or misgendered and dishonored by immediate family. But it can benefit anyone, especially if you are estranged from your family or have a tense relationship and are not legally married.
A couple things to keep in mind:
-make sure you and your designee have a copy of the notarized form in a safe place, and if your local funeral home allows it, have them keep a copy on file too.
-many funeral directors and funeral staff are notaries; often times you can go into a funeral home that has regular office hours - with the person you want to designate - and fill out the form and have it notarized in MINUTES.
-if a funeral home tells you that you need to make/pay for other prearrangements or pay for the form, and you're not comfortable doing that, go to a different one. Always call ahead to check first. If you want to, you can also attach some basic vital statistic information for them to keep too. If you do this, make sure you mark somewhere on your copy of the form that you chose that funeral home.
-most states do not recognize a partner in a "common-law" marriage as having the right to disposition. (Many states also do not recognize common-law marriage as legitimate at all anymore). NEVER fall back on "I've lived with this person for a long time"
-ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO SIGN AND BE RESPONSIBLE CAN BE YOUR DESIGNEE. It does not have to be family or a romantic partner. It can be anyone you trust and who is willing to take responsibility.
-If you are young, make sure you revisit the designee form every year or so to make sure the person on it is still the person you want in charge. It's always good to pick someone that you're sure will be in your life for a long time!
If I haven't made it abundantly clear, the vast vast majority of the time this form is very simple and does not take a lot of time to fill out and is not required to be filed with any legal office or attorney to be valid!!!! This is a little form that saves SO MUCH time, grief and confusion about responsibility. If you do NO OTHER end-of-life planning, do a designee for final disposition. DO IT. DO IT TODAY!

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Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.
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crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking
crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook
crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook
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Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans
Now thatâs what I call
@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one
I hate this site so much.
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani succeeded last night in his attempt to build a democratic socialist power base in the Big Apple. His endorsed congressional candidates â Brad Lander, the former city comptroller, and two democratic socialists, Darializa Avila Chevalier and Claire Valdez â all won their races Mamdani said the results showed that his victory in the mayorâs race last year marked a turning point in progressive politics. âIt was not the end of a political movement, it was the beginning.â But I think itâs more than that. Democrats across the nation now face the biggest opportunity theyâve had since World War II to change the face of American politics. Itâs time for Democrats to take on the class war thatâs being waged by the nationâs oligarchy against most Americans by becoming class warriors themselves. By class warrior I donât mean resorting to violence or name-calling. I mean recognizing that a billionaire class is bad for America and calling for bold changes to reverse it: taxing great wealth, busting up monopolies, strengthening labor unions, raising the minimum wage, demanding profit-sharing and capital-sharing, ensuring Medicare for all and a universal basic income, and getting big money out of politics. Congratulations to these candidates for taking on our rigged system.
Itâs vitally important that people remember that no matter how many followers someone has on here theyâre still literally just some person with a blog and not, like, The Authority on anything.
chopping vegetables and laughing to myself as I imagine someone writing a fanfic about their new oc, the long-lost McElroy sister
she has deep purple eyes and long wavy black hair and they have to put her on the podcast and the title of the fic is my brother my brother my sister and me
She walked confidently into the podcasting studio. She looked at the three brothers sitting there and smiled, tossing her shiny raven tresses and looking at them.
"It's nice to meet you all," she murmured and her violet orbs shone while she looked at them. "My name is Carmellia Sofia Azura McElroy. And I am your sister."
"But you are too beautiful to be our sister" said Justin looking at her with astonishment.
"I don't know how this could happen" said Griffin who was also astonished.
"Your eyes are as purple as my hair" said Travis (he was still dyeying his hair purple)
"It's true boys" said Clint. "Your mother and I had another child but she was lost when she was one year old. We never told you about her because we didn't want you to be sad that she was lost. But now after many years she has grown up into a beautiful young woman, and you can hear how amazing her voice is. Plus, she is so funny and hilarious. If we put her on the podcast everyone will want to listen."
"I don't want another person on the podcast" said Justin. But then Carmellia said "You mean you don't want another horse in the stable" and it was so funny that everyone busted out laughing hard.
"Okay it's true you are funny and your voice is so rich and good to listen to" said Griffin. "We will change the name of the podcast and make it so that you are on with us every week. It will be called My brother my bRother my SISTER and me!"
"That is all I ever wanted" said Carmellia as she cried happy tears. She took out a big handkerchief so the tears wouldn't fall on the beautiful pink gown she was wearing that had white lace on it and trailed down to the floor. "I'm finally reuinted with my family and I get to make jokes with them." Everyone hugged.
I think Carmellia dies tragically by sacrificing herself to save her brothers in chapter 12. There are four chapters of everyone grieving her before Sydnee McElroy (in the only appearance of another woman in the fic) resurrects her with medical science. She is the eldest sibling but she was kept in cryogenic sleep for like 30 years so she didnât age and is only 18.

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i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not
no no, I realise it, Iâm just still driving despite the check engine light being on
doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women
"Women present atypically." How? How is 50% of the population atypical???
listen up chucklefucks, i just gotta say. I'm not defending zir, but I'm sad zie deactivated. Like, i get that trauma lasts a long time and the good stuff is maybe easy to forget?? so maybe it's just like that. And my beloved mutual @/pompeyspuppygirl made a post about zir clout chasing behavior, which is pretty shitty behavior if it's true (and if we're canceling someone it had better be pretty severe). anyways now that zie's gone pompeyspuppygirl said it was okay to make this post (again, thanks ppg everyone go follow her --really everyone in this whole drama is worth a follow)
ANYways yeah zie was my mutual and like, reblogged a lot my smaller posts. (that isn't to discredit what my mutual pompeyspuppygirl is saying about zie clout chasing ofc). AND idk zie was always reblogging art from new and undiscovered artists and reblogging donation posts (which if you don't know is really bad if you're trying to clout chase...) (again, though, ppg is my mutual i believe her.) and like, remember on valentines day i tried to blaze zir posts and zie told me to stop because zie didn't want the posts to go viral? (but again ppg is my mutual and has a lot of proof in the Google doc I'm not trying to disprove that I'm just saying what else I know)
Idk, like i feel like a lot of people loved zir's blog a while back, bc like zie DID make some good posts?? So idk why everybody's acting like they aren't even a little bit sad.,. like ngl this feels like maybe all the reasonable people left to Twitter and all the Twitter refugees who love drama came here??? shdfhhdhdhdhdh haha but idk...look idk, i just, julie i do miss you. idk. more thoughts later sorry I'm getting worked up shshs
Here's the original text because honestly this is impressive and I don't think it fully hits unless you know the Shakespeare.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Caesar. The noble Brutus
Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Caesar answerâd it.
Here, under leave of Brutus and the restâ
For Brutus is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable menâ
Come I to speak in Caesarâs funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Rome
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And Brutus is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Lupercal
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,
And I must pause till it come back to me.
I am losing my mind laughing THANK YOU SO MUCH OP
oh my god

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itâs actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you donât realize it if youâre someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why itâs so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this countryâs median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who arenât their coworkers or people they met on dating apps
saw a post on instagram that was literally someone citing statistics saying public transit is one of the safest travel options out there and the comments were literally just âummmmm op this is so ableist and misogynistic of you :) donât you know the average public transit user is a dangerous violent criminal who wants to set you on fire :)))â
it must be so terrifying and sad to go through life convinced if you set foot outside your car in public or interact with people outside your nuclear family youâll instantly be raped and robbed by the Evil Poors no wonder so many of these people are reactionary tar pits
important points which I did not address but should be appended âď¸âď¸âď¸âď¸
ITT:
- people giving their life story to explain why they have a special secret valid trauma reason to be a reactionary tar pit
- white true crime women assuming I donât know what itâs like to fear rape
- fascists calling me a euroslave
- cybersmith, for some reason
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
Iâm an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes Iâve come across at various places Iâve worked.