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Happy Pride my many nerds! I used the most popular hc's for their back paint, but for anyone who wants to do something different, the PSD file is available here!

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when we were kids my godsister bemoaned the fact that her future dating pool was limited to around 1% of the world’s population because she’d need to marry someone else with red hair to make sure their kids were redheads and I was like. girl that’s insane. and she encouraged me to find a red-haired husband since my dad being a redhead means I’m heterozygous for it and our children would be homozygous.
anyway she’s got a redhead boyfriend now and I think they’re engaged so I guess she’s staying true to her mission to increase the world’s red haired population.
Bea Arthur and Mel Brooks - History of the World, Part I (1981)
i love my fans 💚
(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)
she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚
Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
this is like 9/11 for americans...

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Vice is warming up to the kittens... very slowly.
You have to understand that when I first got foster kittens, Vice was actively trying to fight them. It was embarrasing. Sir, you're a grown man and that is an infant.
But this is just a token warning hiss! He's barely chaging body language; this is just a hefty No Thank You from him. Still progress!
Vice and the kitten he said he didn't want
black mackerel tabby with high white spotting, red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting, red mackerel tabby
What about the two at the bottom?
cab 👍🦀
love the suggestion that Noah would have had crabs on the ark. like if everything flooded I think they would be fine actually
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”
Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.
Thought that post was cute so i drew it
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
i did this in canada, when we had several feet of snow in the winter and temps around -25°C. you get to school and you have snow up to your knees which slowwwly melts, until you hit recess and they force you outside, where your still soaking wet jeans literally freeze around your legs. then you get back in and the cycle repeats. you could go the entire day freezing and thawing until you finally get home and take off your pants the moment you walk in the door.
Horrifying, thank you. I was mostly doing this in Southern California and Hawaii. Taking a moment to be grateful I didn't experience the freeze-thaw cycle of these jeans.

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I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing
I hate job interviewing "why are you interested in this job" I'm literally not? I do not want to do any of this.
"what can you bring to the company?" apprx. 40 hours a week of vague attempts at labor. maybe less if you guys suck.
it's fucking me up how tv shows, movies, and even video games can't be "niche" content anymore
like nothing can be underrated anymore. it HAS to be a success. cartoons have to either be spongebob level successes with immediate marketing or they're shelved a season or two in.
Movies have such inflated budgets that they NEED to break a billion in the box office just to make back what they cost. Anything less than a blockbuster smash is turned into a tax write-off.
a single triple A video game can destroy an entire studio if it doesn't meet expectations, which are already lofty enough as it is.
and everything has to appeal to the widest demographic possible, which can mean sterilizing anything creative about the work so it becomes as palatable as possible.
idk im just sad about this
a huge problem across artistic industries right now is that we're losing the mid-list. It used to be normal for a publishing house (or a move studio!) to have their small projects, their mid-size projects, and their HUGE projects, with the understanding that the HUGE projects were going to help pay for the mid-size and small projects, which would give those works and creators time to find/build their audiences. But we're seeing this toxic wave towards the disappearance of the mid-list for exactly this reason—the ONLY things that exist are small, because they fail to break out, or HUGE, because they manage to break out. And Very few projects are ever going to become HUGE in any industry!!! That's not how sales or people or artistic movements work!!!
here's an interesting essay about this exact issue in the publishing industry. Silvia Moreno-Garcia on Threads also talks about this a lot, which is where I've learned a bunch of stuff.
they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are
The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

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one aspect of avatar canon i feel like isn't talked about nearly enough is the fact that zuko canonically has prophetic dreams
like during zuko's Morality Coma in season 2 he has an incredibly vivid dream about two red and blue dragons, and then in season 3 he just fucking. meets the exact same dragons for real? there are slight differences in how they look but otherwise he genuinely just dreamed about ran and shaw months before actually seeing them in person? and it's never elaborated on but huh???
zuko: yeah i had some weird fever dreams. there were like these two dragons circling me, and the blue one sounded like azula and wanted me to die or whatever, and the red one sounded like you and was telling me not to do that—
iroh, the only person in this house who should know what those fucking dragons look like: hey What
zuko for sure keeps having dreams like this for YEARS without connecting the dots that it's weird spirit shenanigans. aang eventually has to point it out to him and even then he thinks it's Uncle Bullshit for several more years
so what you’re saying is—
Zuko, freshly scarred: I had a dream that Uncle and I were clinging to a piece of driftwood for weeks before we ended up at a lovely spa and tended to and all my injuries were healed up
Iroh, years later, on week two of driftwood era: maybe I underestimated the sense of humor that the spirits have
a collection of my fav tags on this post--
#I think there are explanations other than prophetic dreams but this is funnier#like for example him looking in the mirror and seeing air nomad tattoos is probably#just a manifestation of his anxiety around helping aang and what that means about him#but considering Zuko's grandfather is a former avatar and he later joins aang#that is a very funny dream for him to have#I vote Zuko has been having prophetic dreams this whole time but they involve a lot of symbolism#and he Does NOT do symbolism#so he's just like hm. yeah that was weird#and then when life poetically mirrors his prophetic dreams he doesn't even notice#This never comes up during his life time but some historian eventually uncovers his dream journal and finds it pretty blatantly#predicts every major event from his lifetime and beyond#and it ignites massive debate about how this foreknowledge was affecting his decisions as a head of state#hint: it wasn't (@an-android-in-a-tutu)
#listen not to read too much into the one line about love among the dragons#but zuko definitely knows about poetic symbolism but he doesn't believe in prophetic dreams due to thinking it's old man stuff for his uncle (@rogha)
#zuko thinks the curtains are blue and nothing else#prince ‘…which could mean nothing’ zuko (@averagemrfox)
#apollo throws the dodgeball and it just bounces off zuko @noccolibroccoli)
#Zuko being the spirit’s favored Normal Human (along w Sokka)#and him doing absolutely nothing with it#bc it never strikes him as relevant#(as opposed to Sokka who knows about the spirits but actively chooses to ignore them)#(out of spite and non-belief) (@seaglassdinosaur)
#sokka who had Multiple close encounters with spirits. still thinks they’re total bs#🫱🏽🫲🏼#zuko who has prophetic vision and thinks they’re total bs (@aneclecticmoonchild)
#zuko 🤝 sokka#yes I've had encounters with the supernatural no I don't believe in it (@emkini)
#he's that guy#the one who has prophetic visions but also impostor syndrome so he's like 'ugh it's just weird dreams'#'prince zuko have you considered maybe you have a gift--'#'there's only one gifted child in this family and she's a massive pain and also better than me at everything actually' (@aethersea)
#zuko gets into a coma everytime he makes a right decision bc the spirits gotta congratulate him somehow#they’re proud#do good and see the future as an exchange (@newbie-i-guess)
But also, we find out at the end of the series that Iroh supposedly pursued conquering Ba Sing Se because he had a vision of doing so, not realizing that the vision was actually about being involved in its liberation under Sozin's Comet.
So there's a possibility that this is just a thing that happens in their family (but since Sozin folks are so not-believing that they don't pay them any mind).
Then I start wondering if Azula's hallucinations would be interpreted differently if this were the case. 🤷♀️
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#zuko gets into a coma everytime he makes a right decision bc the spirits gotta congratulate him somehow#they’re proud#do good and see the future as an exchange (@newbie-i-guess)
For this part ^ I bet Zuko wakes up and just goes 'that was a weird dream. Someone was actually proud of me. I knew my daddy issues are bad, but man'
Also. This is feeding my Blue Spirit!zuko ideas.
the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun
Tchaikovsky at the cannon store: