I ship strong women

Anybody else desperately miss summer reading programs from like. 20 years ago.

for everyone telling me to check my library of COURSE I have, those are what I’m talking about! But the adult ones my library runs 1) are through an app 2) don’t have any prizes, or the prizes are raffle tickets 3) aren’t themed around Space or Castles or Dinosaurs or Pirates, the only themes I will accept

and 4) don’t start until 3 weeks from now

I have checked all the libraries remotely close to me they are all run through apps. if you have paper printout fun reading programs at YOUR library for god’s sake send me a picture so I can dream of the beautiful analog summer reading I could be having

trying something new called ‘repressing it’

⚠︎! 14 new chronic illnesses developed

@kittybroker how much?

The sneaky sniler smiling their way on the market for the low low price of only $38.90!

My grandmother tells me that she thinks I drink too much water but that woman also seems to live off of half a cup of water and a can of Diet Coke a day and just sucks on hard candy when she feels thirsty so idk if it’s growing up in the 40s and 50s that made her like that or if that’s just how she is but I’m pretty sure she’s been dehydrated for the past 70 years or so

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

Video game where you get to play as a knight of the Round Table and go on quests and gain renown and level up your skills and befriend and romance other characters but it always ends in everyone being slaughtered at Camlann. You can decide to assist Mordred in usurping against his father or support the king you have served for so long but everyone will die anyway. This kingdom will inevitably crumble, you can’t do anything about it. You can put hundreds of hours into it and there is nothing you can do about that. But you CAN flirt with sexy single father Gawain!

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer