I ship strong women

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

I once called a colleague's Borzoi a beautiful Gentle Alien, assuming the term had long since become commonplace outside of Tumblr, and discovered when he burst into delighted laughter at the term that it Had Not. I had to explain to him that I'm not a comedy genius, just repeating a niche meme.

two of my friends started dating and me and my partner went on a double date with them and the dawning realization on the girlfriend’s face when she heard not just me and her partner but also my partner all start speaking in turbo tumblr, like. oh. you aren’t just all separately kind of quirky and funny, this is a Whole Ass Language

i made a joke to her afterwards that at least i could confirm that these were all real tumblr memes and her partner wasn’t making things up that she would just have to believe. she hesitated and then asked, “do you know what a mansquito is?”

Women who you don't like, or you don't politically align with, or who are horrible people, still have the right to see their rapists and abusers face justice and to have their voices heard.

Aesthetic: Making up those vaguely relatable headcanons about a character actually being neurodiverse or LGBT+ or disabled but halfway through it suddenly veers into intensely problematic assumptions. Example: I like One Piece because all the verbal tics, stim-posing and obsessions the characters have make them intensely relatable to someone on the spectrum (also, Luffy clearly has ADD). Moreover, since most of said characters are Devil Fruit eaters, they provide a perfect analogy for vaccines causing autism. 

patrick is short for Patricide and squidward is short for Squealing Edward and spongebob is short because he has little legs

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign