I ship strong women

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

This is why I say that billionnaires are all monsters by the way. They could help so many people and it would barely cost them anything. They just choose not to.

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

Bro this is bangin art, I love how you draw Neo

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

Alt text: A lord of the rings meme. In the first panel Pippin says "What about Pride month?", in the second panel Aragorn says "You've already had pride month." with a picture of the LGBTQ+ pride flag, in the final panel Pippen says "We've had one, yes, but what about second pride month?" with a picture of the disability pride flag.

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

Reblogging in honor of the first day of baseball season.

if you told diogenes the cynic about being trans he'd be like "lol that's a sick troll you're epic" and you'd be like "diogenes no i'm serious" and he'd be like "lol that's even better lmao those guys are so mad about it" and then he'd start going by new original neopronouns every single day specifically to piss off the whole symposium

Trans Rights With Diogenes! coming to PBS

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

Y'all, marriages in the U.S. aren't religious. That's added stuff. I have no idea what religion, if any, the woman who married my husband and me was. Adam Sandler's got some civil certificate saying he's a marriage officiant, that's all. Religious leaders usually get these, judges get them all the time, and the people who perform marriages at city hall have them. Lots of Elvis impersonators in Vegas do too. It's one of the awesome things about our country.

The marriage license is what makes you married and only once it’s signed and filed. You can do it right when you get it with the clerk at city hall, you can have your officiant sign it and file it after the ceremony, but marriage in the US is civil and anything outside of the civil license is optional and your officiant does not have to be a religious authority and that is good because that is the basis by which we legally have marriage equality in the United States!!!!!!!!!