Bliep bloeb I want some soup

In a parallel universe where cheese is a controlled substance my son is a world-renowned drug sniffing cat

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

sometimes all you have to do is take a walk in a forest and scream very very loud and then go back to normal and questing and what have you.

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!