I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.
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I need to remember that 90% of the people discussing politics on here are basically operating at this level of historical literacy.
i love this reply in particular

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(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
next person i catch saying "umm actually this (male fictional character) is a bottom because hes PATHETIC 🤣" is getting an axe to the back of the head. explain to me why you think being sexually penetrated is an inherent demeaning act reserved only for those you see as weak without being misogynistic &/or homophobic. quickly
having an evil shixiong: most normal thing in the world. in fact if you don’t have an evil shixiong you need to really carefully consider the possibility that you might be the evil shixiong
having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.
having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that
having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety
having an evil disciple: come on man. this one’s on you
having an evil shimei: stop what you’re doing RIGHT now. as of this moment, your one and only mission is to unconditionally support your evil shimei, no takesie backsies
having an evil shijie: ccan i get yuor shijie’s number. please
*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble
You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime
This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.
If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.

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post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
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During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.
The fact that they were walking 1-3mph
His joy and whimsy at seeing this
His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase
His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus
i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights
"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.
i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time
for the uninitiated

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I love Cozart cuz he sounds like a twelve year old mafia brat’s rpf oc
Like yeah so ACTUALLY Vongola primo had ANOTHER bestest friend who was his REAL equal and he helped build Vongola with Primo. He’s got compass shaped pupils and is super strong and handsome. Also he’s got a new type of flame that isn’t from the sky, cuz he’s teh earth, and that’s the symbol that he and Vongola primo are like. Soulmates, but totally not in a gay way! But you’ve never heard of him cuz nebbia primo, who looks EXACTLY like infamous criminal Rokudo Mukuro, secretly BETRAYED primo and tried to have his best friend killed. So Primo and Cozart made a plan to trick him! And then they never saw each other again but their souls still remember and they have this super special awesome combo flame and and and—
Original oc DONUT STEAL and it’s just a picture of Enma with a smile photoshopped onto him and the brightness on his hair turned up
I fucking love this dude
George bush truisms
I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER
RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?
OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE
YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST
A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.
DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME
the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people â„¢

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Don’t do this to me
my brother in christ you made the post