if my tags are weird im having a migraine

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers

i like sex in theory, but in practice I have to be there and also some other fucking guy is there

the thing about pigeons is that they're literally cutes

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

we need swimmable cities 

dont worry. we will soon

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

it's seriously fucked up that our society expects women to spend most of their energy hunting alone and fighting for their food while men can just chill with their herds as they munch on leaves

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me